Complete this Sentence:

“No doctor. It only hurts when I ___________.”

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34 comments:

  1. MJaz, 27, November 2006, 0:13 |  

    …hit it with a ball peen hammer.

     
  2. NuggetMaven, 27, November 2006, 0:45 |  

    smear it with peanut butter and let my rottweiler lick it off… :idea:

     
  3. Fellow Eskimo, 27, November 2006, 0:54 |  

    breathe…

    *boring*

     
  4. Lung the Younger, 27, November 2006, 4:08 |  

    …lose control of both houses of Congress.

     
  5. Spud, 27, November 2006, 5:32 |  

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I sit down”

     
  6. Nikki, 27, November 2006, 6:19 |  
    Nikki

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I let Mr. Blobby swallow.”

     
  7. mikeB, 27, November 2006, 6:44 |  
    mikeB

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I pay my insurance deductible.”

     
  8. Myra, 27, November 2006, 7:52 |  

    When I pee

     
  9. Kangaroo, 27, November 2006, 8:06 |  

    When I get your bill…………

     
  10. Brad K., 27, November 2006, 8:12 |  

    No, doctor, it only hurts when I lay on my stomach and dream of being intimate with Hilary Clinton while Bill and Monica watch and touch us. And my wife isn’t asleep. Then I wake up startled, and have these nasty bruises all over my ribs on the left side, except that one time I had scratches on the left side of my left leg, and then there was the time I had a bruise on the back of my head and my shoulder was numb, then black and blue.

    Yes, doctor. My wife and I are both conservative independent voters. Why do you ask?

     
  11. Bigwavdave, 27, November 2006, 8:18 |  

    …say “Actually dear, I’ve never cared for that outfit on you…”

     
  12. Bigwavdave, 27, November 2006, 8:46 |  

    “…use fresh batteries and put it on high.”

    “get too close to a certain ferret.”

    “when you don’t use the K-Y Gel…OUCH!!!

     
  13. sledge, 27, November 2006, 9:59 |  

    say “that dress doesn’t make you LOOK fat ,you ARE fat “

     
  14. Bjorn Freeh, 27, November 2006, 10:20 |  

    [Comment ID #80625 will be quoted here]

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I read LtY’s response. My sides ache.”

    :lol:

     
  15. Lung the Younger, 27, November 2006, 10:27 |  

    Bless you Bjorn. Why if I keep getting flattering references like that, they might start letting me use sharp objects in here.

     
  16. Night Queen, 27, November 2006, 10:29 |  

    …..just get done being examined by you! :undies: :wtf:

     
  17. pablo, 27, November 2006, 12:04 |  

    …talk to women.
    Hey, when they said they were going to make a short film about my life they didn’t say I would be protrayed by a stick figure. Did it make me look fat?

     
  18. Sex & Moxie, 27, November 2006, 12:57 |  

    flick it with my finger while it’s engorged.

     
  19. scamper, 27, November 2006, 15:31 |  

    let her play with it :wang:

     
  20. Flash Gordon, 27, November 2006, 16:19 |  

    attempt to stick my Johnson in my ear. :wtf: :kiss: :oops: :wang: :roll:

     
  21. H. R. Gerrard, 27, November 2006, 16:20 |  

    …Wake up. And it doesn’t stop until I go to sleep. And the only cure for it is terminal. I think I have Dangerfields’ Syndrome! I tried committing suicide. Yesterday I threw myself in front of a bus. But the driver wouldn’t run over me because I didn’t have the ‘Exact Change!’ I called the Suicide Hotline. They asked me “What’s taking so long?” And I just found out that Dr. Kervorkian is no longer taking requests! I Tell you, I don’t get no respect at all! :?:

     
  22. cbatdux, 27, November 2006, 17:54 |  

    vote republican or listen to rush limbaugh.

     
  23. Meagan, 27, November 2006, 19:59 |  

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I crack my neck like this. CRAAAACCKK! Oh crap.” :dead:

     
  24. KanDo, 27, November 2006, 22:04 |  

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I have non-stop sex for 8 hours and forget the lube!”

     
  25. Driver, 27, November 2006, 22:34 |  

    No Doctor . It only hurts when I sprout a snout and a tail and howl at the moon , fortunatly that only happens a few nights a month , but on the up side theres no mood swings .

    [Comment ID #80628 will be quoted here]

    Nikki , please explain [ Mr. Blobby ] ?

     
  26. Anton, 27, November 2006, 22:35 |  

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I bite.” :roll:

     
  27. Penguin Pete, 28, November 2006, 1:20 |  

    …when I let you put your whole fist up there.”

     
  28. Super anonymous strikes again, 28, November 2006, 3:45 |  

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I fart.”

     
  29. TRANS AM MAN, 28, November 2006, 10:07 |  

    when i am inside of you :wang:

     
  30. donna, 28, November 2006, 15:26 |  

    No doc it only hurts if I , sit and spin and don’t have a smooth surface. :roll:

     
  31. Bonana, 28, November 2006, 18:44 |  

    ooh baby Trans Am Man….why does it hurt so bad? :twisted:

     
  32. nanner, 29, November 2006, 6:42 |  

    :puke:when I puke and it comes out my nose :lol:its happened to the best of us!!

     
  33. trans am man, 29, November 2006, 9:06 |  

    Because i am so large and u are tight :wang:

     
  34. Lisa, 30, November 2006, 13:11 |  

    when I have to use my whole hand to grab your head out of your ass. Mind if I ask how’s the view? :wtf: