It’s for sale! Any takers?
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While it is awfully interesting…I have to ask…Why?
The world’s most indecisive person takes the car in to be painted. And the rest, as they say, is history.
Dave - you found my car! It was nicked from the back of Digital Stimulation last week! Cheers - Bertie
A Dominoes advertising idea that didn’t make it?
Colored peckertracks???
“did’ja see that car?”
“yeah, I spotted it earlier”
I’ve seen at least one car painted like that here in MN. It had suffered hail damage, and rather than spend tens of thousands pounding out all the dents, the owner just put a polka-dot over (the bondo that filled) each dent.
I’ve heard of “Naked Twister”, but “Mobil Twister”?
Yikes! That car has a scratch on it!
Doing my best Nancy Kerrigan impersonation: WHY?!? WHY?!? WHY!!?!
Looks like a giant loaf of Wonder Bread (TM)
Does it come in any other dots?
Bingo Dabber run amok?????
Sigh……………… the things we do to make our car “easier to spot” in a huge parking lot!
the ultimate anti-theft “device”
New undercover cop cars
Oh! what a feeling—Toyodot!!!
Don’t open the door! Clowns might come out!
“I just saw your ad in the paper for a Camry. What color is it?”
“What color do you want?”
The Clowns that drove it, got drunk and threw up on it.
Sharon looked at the latest ’spot’ and grinned. What had seemed to be a bizarre idea now looked to be a work of art.
Ever since that bizarre first time in the back of Dad’s car with her friend Jake, Sharon had kept a diary. She had noticed a few weeks ago that every entry about an intimate interlude included a note about the dominant color — his shirt, her dress, his shorts, her pantyhose, the ceiling in her old room, the color of Mom’s pantsuit the time she walked in on Sharon delighting Billy and her friend Sissy at the same time. And her friend Rachel was the one that suggested a ‘wall of fame’ to commemorate each encounter, and to see if any pattern emerged.
Their first thought, to mark the walls in Sharon’s room, would probably have been more trouble than the monkey tattoo on her belly. (It was so cute, whatever Daddy thought!) But then Rachel suggested painting a car cover, which led Sharon to think of going ahead and painting her school car. And it was glorious! Why, each dot reminds Sharon of some encounter, tryst, grope session, or other erotic encounter with a friend or three. And all she had to tell Daddy was that she liked polka dots!
The biggest problem with driving her DotMobile to High School was keeping the car under control as she creamed her panties time after time, reliving the ‘dots’ she could see, or those she could envision on the top or back of the car. At least there was plenty of room for dots to finish out this semester!
The Happy Tree Friends are HIL-AR-I-OUS!!!!! OMG!!
I’d like to meet Sharon and show her my etchings.
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OMG! I never knew ants could be so murderous!
I would drive that.
Who wants to play Twister???
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BTW, this is my Dear Hubby… the punster. I love him
Your car would look like that too if you drove 100 mph down Sesame Street.
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…with the Cookie Monster chasing you….
Fresh from the Paint Sample lab. They still look good after …..(look at car…. pause)….. 15 years.
ok Trust me to be logical
Wasn’t there an old comic book “The girl named Dot” she had dots on everything
Well she is selling her car.
:evil:I work with a lady named Dot this would be perfect for her. I had to show it to her–she didnt go for it much. I think she got mad at me. people with no since of humor suck
I friggin’ hate clowns.
That’s undecided Dave. I like it it’s really, dotty! I would NOT buy that shitty lookin’ car for nothing!