Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

53 comments:

1. Davezilla, 22. November 2006, 0:02
   

   “Bitch, I ain’t been drinkin’ inna long tahm… OK, so mebbe I hads me a lil’ taste. You know, jess sumpin’ ta keepa chill off. Y’know, jess a lil taste, but you know. I nevah toucha stuff onna Sunday. Thassa Lawd’s Day an’ I keeps it together. Y’see what I’ m sayin’?”

    
2. Spud, 22. November 2006, 0:26
   

   “I’m tellin ya man, the thing was this freakin big…”

   :geek:

    
3. Fellow Eskimo, 22. November 2006, 1:35
   

   Om Mani Padme Hummmmmmm…..*falls asleep*

    
4. evilmister, 22. November 2006, 1:41
   

   Hey, man, come on, would i lie to you? i mean, shit, joey, this is the fuckin’ big time over here, right? I mean, this is what we always talked about, right? Come on, Joey, you an’ me, man, we grew up in Hells KItchen, ‘member that? Shit, Jo … Whoah whoah whoah, now, no reason to pull a gun here, Joey, what would your Momma say? You ain’t bin around so much, Joey, but your momma, ahhh, shit, Joey, you ain’t gonna really … oh, shit. joey, shit! You shot me in my motherfuckin’ cell phone!

    
5. Lung the Younger, 22. November 2006, 4:03
   

   The Rodney Dangerfield Reincarnation Theory rears its ugly head once again.

    
6. Anna, 22. November 2006, 4:25
   

   Shit, who stole my violin!!! I had my eyes closed for just one second!!!

    
7. Stevie C, 22. November 2006, 5:48
   

   One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

    
8. Nikki, 22. November 2006, 7:03
   

   Lemurs have the best weed.

    
9. paula, 22. November 2006, 7:55
   

   …a piece of rope about this color….

    
10. Merth, 22. November 2006, 8:45
    

    Fo shizzle

     
11. Bigwavdave, 22. November 2006, 8:57
    

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    Never send a lemur to do a ferrets job….

     
12. sledge, 22. November 2006, 9:27
    

    Come and get me big boy

     
13. Patrick, 22. November 2006, 9:45
    

    “And if you call within the next thirty minutes, not only will we include the lemur chair, we’ll through in the marmoset foot stool. Operators are standing by. CALL NOW”!

     
14. slider, 22. November 2006, 10:07
    

    “No, Baby, it’s this long!!”

     
15. Infernos, 22. November 2006, 10:11
    

    Yo Yo ! Snoop Lemur here… where da bitches and ho’s be ?

     
16. Da Popster, 22. November 2006, 10:40
    

    I like Nikki’s theory but I still think it has to do with a fish story.

     
17. liza, 22. November 2006, 10:49
    

    “duuude, i just smoked one this long”
    [Comment ID #80374 will be quoted here]
    exactly

     
18. liza, 22. November 2006, 10:55
    

    My country is called Gimcrack
    it is inhabited mosly by weed-smoking lemurs, and our favorite food is Kitty Litter Cake.

     
19. Dorothy, 22. November 2006, 11:22
    

    “They’re just not getting the vibe I’m putting out down at the zookeeprs! Yo, Bitch! I didn’t ask for no nuts and berries–what up?”

     
20. Sweet T, 22. November 2006, 11:30
    

    Whazzzz upaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppp !

    lol

     
21. Zilla the Younger, 22. November 2006, 11:31
    

    After several cocktails, Timone describes (at length) his audition for “Meerkat Manor” to anyone stupid enough to listen.

     
22. Shrubby, 22. November 2006, 11:46
    

    Riki Tiki Tavi after the kill.
    “So this punk ass king cobra was steppin right, so I just bit the mutha right in the throat…” :dead:

     
23. Franklito, 22. November 2006, 12:06
    

    so wat if it was yours i smoked it, and wat u gonna do bout it

     
24. Franklito, 22. November 2006, 12:08
    

    well if u must know, my :wang: is this big, any questions?

     
25. Franklito, 22. November 2006, 12:09
    

    hey man im so hungry i can eat a horse this big

     
26. Diesel, 22. November 2006, 13:42
    

    There is nothing like taking a dump in a gopher hole.

     
27. sher, 22. November 2006, 15:17
    

    “For the last time it was a f*@!ing Meerkat that sang “Hakuna Matata”, now just go away please…..”

     
28. Kangaroo, 22. November 2006, 15:33
    

    You wanna piece of me dude? Come and get it………….

     
29. mikeme, 22. November 2006, 15:43
    

    I’m a Michigan Wolverine!!!

     
30. donna, 22. November 2006, 15:43
    

    i’m meditating on life is there a meaning to all this war.

     
31. Corinne, 22. November 2006, 16:00
    

    Dooooooooood…wheredid you get that stuff???
    Was it laced man?

     
32. Corinne, 22. November 2006, 16:01
    

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    Fantastic!!
    Riki Tiki Tavi was my childhood hero

     
33. Susan, 22. November 2006, 16:20
    

    AAAAWW, hunny, come give Aunt Bessie a big Thanksgiving kiss!
    :wtf:

     
34. Driver, 22. November 2006, 17:35
    

    Free hugs baby come here free hugs ! :kiss: :kiss:

     
35. Meagan, 22. November 2006, 18:46
    

    “I… am a statue. No one can see me… not even that lion over there. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty… hee hee hee. Man I’m so fucked up!”

     
36. Meagan, 22. November 2006, 18:49
    

    I now declare my bedroom the land of Megonia! And I shall be ruler over all! And as ruler I hereby decree that no one look at a website with disgusting pictures while eating dinner, lest one wants to clean puke off their laptop. :puke:

     
37. Penguin Pete, 22. November 2006, 19:22
    

    Invisible Harmonica

     
38. pablo, 22. November 2006, 20:47
    

    You must be this big to ride the Lemur!
    or
    Notice the subtle differences in the Columbia wildlife

     
39. Lounge Puppy, 22. November 2006, 21:55
    

    It’s all white meat, baby!

     
40. Night Queen, 22. November 2006, 22:59
    

    Aww,dang! Just when I’m about ready to chow down on the turkey leftovers the vultures left, the Creeper-Weed kicks in!

     
41. Night Queen, 22. November 2006, 23:02
    

    Awwww dam! Just when I’m ready to go chow down on the turkey the vultures left behind, the “Creeper-Weed” would kick in!

     
42. Night Queen, 22. November 2006, 23:05
    

    Awwww, dam! Just when I’m ready to chow down on the rest of the turkey the vultures left behind, that “Creeper Weed” just started kickin’ in! Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

     
43. Night Queen, 23. November 2006, 4:12
    

    Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaa!Man, that was some killer smoked turkey!

     
44. Lung the Younger, 23. November 2006, 4:29
    

    By the expression on the face of the catcher, it looks like the skunk is up to bat.

     
45. Wendy, 23. November 2006, 10:29
    

    “Did you see the size of that chicken?”
    (For those of you that have seen “Young Guns”)
    

     
46. Wendy, 23. November 2006, 10:31
    

    “Did you see the size of that chicken???”
    (For those of you that have seen “Yougn Guns”

     
47. alecto, 23. November 2006, 17:23
    

    I am getting veeeeeeery sleepy, veeeeeeeeeeery sleepy, veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery…. oh screw this.

     
48. chainstay, 23. November 2006, 22:27
    

    Aw shit, it’s five-o. yo yo,YO. my hand’s are up man DON’T SHOOT! you hear me! I don’t wanna end up as another “justified” shooting. It was the racoon man, I swear, it was the racoon. DON’T SHOOT! MY HAND’S ARE UP MAN!!!

     
49. craig1009, 24. November 2006, 9:38
    

    I swear the joint was this big dude!!

     
50. Spanky, 25. November 2006, 12:20
    

    http://myspace-459.vo.llnwd.net/01475/95/44/1475484459_l.jpg – Check out my little ‘update’

     
51. Wayne, 28. November 2006, 9:21
    

    “I gave you the roach, DAMN!”

     
52. nanner, 29. November 2006, 6:55
    

    ya want a piece of me? say ya want a piece of me?

     
53. Lisa, 30. November 2006, 13:40
    

    Bitch, those were MY Nilla Wafers.