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“Bitch, I ain’t been drinkin’ inna long tahm… OK, so mebbe I hads me a lil’ taste. You know, jess sumpin’ ta keepa chill off. Y’know, jess a lil taste, but you know. I nevah toucha stuff onna Sunday. Thassa Lawd’s Day an’ I keeps it together. Y’see what I’ m sayin’?”
“I’m tellin ya man, the thing was this freakin big…”
Om Mani Padme Hummmmmmm…..*falls asleep*
Hey, man, come on, would i lie to you? i mean, shit, joey, this is the fuckin’ big time over here, right? I mean, this is what we always talked about, right? Come on, Joey, you an’ me, man, we grew up in Hells KItchen, ‘member that? Shit, Jo … Whoah whoah whoah, now, no reason to pull a gun here, Joey, what would your Momma say? You ain’t bin around so much, Joey, but your momma, ahhh, shit, Joey, you ain’t gonna really … oh, shit. joey, shit! You shot me in my motherfuckin’ cell phone!
The Rodney Dangerfield Reincarnation Theory rears its ugly head once again.
Shit, who stole my violin!!! I had my eyes closed for just one second!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
Lemurs have the best weed.
…a piece of rope about this color….
Fo shizzle
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Never send a lemur to do a ferrets job….
Come and get me big boy
“And if you call within the next thirty minutes, not only will we include the lemur chair, we’ll through in the marmoset foot stool. Operators are standing by. CALL NOW”!
“No, Baby, it’s this long!!”
Yo Yo ! Snoop Lemur here… where da bitches and ho’s be ?
I like Nikki’s theory but I still think it has to do with a fish story.
“duuude, i just smoked one this long”
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exactly
My country is called Gimcrack
it is inhabited mosly by weed-smoking lemurs, and our favorite food is Kitty Litter Cake.
“They’re just not getting the vibe I’m putting out down at the zookeeprs! Yo, Bitch! I didn’t ask for no nuts and berries–what up?”
Whazzzz upaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppp !
lol
After several cocktails, Timone describes (at length) his audition for “Meerkat Manor” to anyone stupid enough to listen.
Riki Tiki Tavi after the kill.
“So this punk ass king cobra was steppin right, so I just bit the mutha right in the throat…”
so wat if it was yours i smoked it, and wat u gonna do bout it
well if u must know, my
is this big, any questions?
hey man im so hungry i can eat a horse this big
There is nothing like taking a dump in a gopher hole.
“For the last time it was a f*@!ing Meerkat that sang “Hakuna Matata”, now just go away please…..”
You wanna piece of me dude? Come and get it………….
I’m a Michigan Wolverine!!!
i’m meditating on life
is there a meaning to all this war.
Dooooooooood…wheredid you get that stuff???
Was it laced man?
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Fantastic!!
Riki Tiki Tavi was my childhood hero
AAAAWW, hunny, come give Aunt Bessie a big Thanksgiving kiss!
Free hugs baby come here free hugs !
:kiss:
“I… am a statue. No one can see me… not even that lion over there. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty… hee hee hee. Man I’m so fucked up!”
I now declare my bedroom the land of Megonia! And I shall be ruler over all! And as ruler I hereby decree that no one look at a website with disgusting pictures while eating dinner, lest one wants to clean puke off their laptop.
Invisible Harmonica
You must be this big to ride the Lemur!
or
Notice the subtle differences in the Columbia wildlife
It’s all white meat, baby!
Aww,dang! Just when I’m about ready to chow down on the turkey leftovers the vultures left, the Creeper-Weed kicks in!
Awwww dam! Just when I’m ready to go chow down on the turkey the vultures left behind, the “Creeper-Weed” would kick in!
Awwww, dam! Just when I’m ready to chow down on the rest of the turkey the vultures left behind, that “Creeper Weed” just started kickin’ in! Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaa!Man, that was some killer smoked turkey!
By the expression on the face of the catcher, it looks like the skunk is up to bat.
“Did you see the size of that chicken?”
(For those of you that have seen “Young Guns”)
“Did you see the size of that chicken???”
(For those of you that have seen “Yougn Guns”
I am getting veeeeeeery sleepy, veeeeeeeeeeery sleepy, veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery…. oh screw this.
Aw shit, it’s five-o. yo yo,YO. my hand’s are up man DON’T SHOOT! you hear me! I don’t wanna end up as another “justified” shooting. It was the racoon man, I swear, it was the racoon. DON’T SHOOT! MY HAND’S ARE UP MAN!!!
I swear the joint was this big dude!!
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“I gave you the roach, DAMN!”
ya want a piece of me? say ya want a piece of me?
Bitch, those were MY Nilla Wafers.