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Clearly Ohio.
I’ll have a single bypass burger with a side of flatliner fries, please.
Look boss, this job is soooooo CHALLENGING, we had a few beers to help the time pass…………
Now thats the work of a LAZY BASTERD .
I’ll have the double bypass burger with a side of Hellooooooo Nurse :P
I will show them dont give me a raise again see what i do next!
Just reading that and my arteries are hardening…..proof positive that all counties jobs are political or family appointed
Also in the running, my dorm room toilet. Huge shit/puke/who knows what stain. Been there for a while now. Also i think there’s toothpaste on the side of the bathtub.
Seems he actually used more paint and effort to cautiously circle the log. Oh well, one has to admire his artistic flair.
When professional corpse outliner gets fired from the homicide division, he’s sure not left with whole lot of career alternatives.
Love it… This was something clearly not in someone’s contract!
Winner!
Can’t be Ohio, gotta be Massachusetts, one of the first places to spell Sotp on the pavement …….. I are a graduate!! ……………… 8)
Maybe that’s not a street line. It’s a heart rhythm. It’s nearly flat-lined from the burger.
I think Dave’s comment/caption - “it ain’t my job” pretty much sums up what was going through this persons mind, I say person because I don’t discriminate and the line marker could have been a woman.
As for the heaqrt attack grill, this about sums them up …
” Triple and Quadruple Bypass Wheelchair Service
Only the best for our customers…
Experience a whole new level of exceptional Heart Attack Grill service with your next Triple Bypass or Quadruple Bypass!
We’ll wheel you outside after you have completed your procedure.”
So this is what they mean by “One for the road”.
Interstate 70 to be exact!!!
Highly overpaid county employees did it.
Can’t paint over it, can’t paint under it, guess we’ll paint around it.
I wish I would have had that line at my last sobriety check.
If they can’t tell that the waitresses at Heart Attack Grill are not really Nurses, I don’t want to be the guy who tells them those aren’t Owls under their shirts at Hooters.
Now that is pure cussed laziness! I haven’t even seen that down here in the south.
He obviously likes work, i mean would anyone else do extra work so they don’t have to move a log, plus you know now his boss might tell him to do more work for free or some sort of punishment like that, and you know that he knew that was going to happen!!
:boob:
Myra said: Now that is pure cussed laziness! I haven’t even seen that down here in the south.
That’s probably exactly where this pictures from!
look ma no hands
The CSI chalk outline clearly marked where the tree had fallen.
FUCKIN UNIONS