Seen in front of me, waiting to board the plane.
Tags: What the.
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Whhaaaaaah, someone stole my blankeyyyyyyy, whhaaaaaah
Hey, what’s wrong wrong with hitchhiking with a towel?
http://www.towelday.kojv.net/
soft fluffy kittens….
It actually looks better in the photo than it did in real life. It was dingy and grey. I assumed it was one of those bathroom rugs, but why would you fly with that?
What we have here is obviously a used, wool, car-washing mitt. These are often used during long flights to…well, I can’t really discuss it in polite company.
ITS A TURBEN RUNNNNN!!!!!
it may be a sheep apron, as linked in “the best thanksgiving ever”, apron section.
it may be oscar the grouch’s white cousin.
it may be some kind of airport washroom shammy
it may be a sweater knit from the stitchy mcyarnpants “groovy 70’s issue”.
it may be a yeti fur.
it’s probably an old seat cover removed from the mini-van for comfort on the trip.
Jenny was both annoyed — that her mother had insisted on seeing her pack those dratted ‘yeti’ ski sox — and warmed that her family cared.
These sox were a family tradition. They were knitted for each daughter as she entered puberty, to express love and as a really, really warm ‘fuzzy’ to carry through the worst of North Dakota’s winters. This ‘hairy socks’ tradition dated back to colonial times (way back when ‘home’ was upstate Massachusetts, about 40 miles from the ‘burning ladies’ of the time). Back then, the tradition was that the dutiful daughter would pick out a beau, and get married before the sox wore out.
The advent of modern cotton and polyester and nylon fibers helped to keep the tradition alive, that the last day of wearing the Fuzzy Things was the day before the wedding. Like her mother and grandmother that kept theirs pressed with flowers and wedding photos, the multilayered half-boots made treasured keepsakes. If they did show more wear by wedding day than for those first Fuzzy Things daughters.
But Jenny’s Fuzzy Things were showing a bit of wear, they were getting a bit dingy, and she still felt foolish carrying them with, like they would help Prince Charming find her and carry her off to wedded bliss. And besides, Marta would be pissed if Jenny tried to bring a man to their bed.
But Mom cared, so into the pack went the expectation that dutiful motherhood and daughters were just around the corner in Jenny’s life.
just a spare flying carpet
You just never know when a dead animal will come in handy.
Nothing like a little roadkill to keep people from sitting in the seat next to you.
Ear muffs, to block out those ill-behaved children next to you?
Just found the lighted bras in the link - - - Perfect for that SPECIALNew Year’s Eve party, no?
Rule Number One: Always know where your towel is.
Hmm…looks to me like they didn’t want to use the airline-supplied toilet paper so they brought their own…
One of Shatner’s really old toupees!
Yo Dave, you spelled “board” wrong.
Fixed, thanks. It was late. — Zilla
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I think Bigwavdave has got it in one, although, how does he know?
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That’s not roadkill, that’s carrion.
Can you say MERKIN???
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I agree with this… That or i’s a really worn out pillow made from shag carpet
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Dave, maybe when this person uses the airplane bathroom to strip and spongebath during the long trip, the bathroom rug keeps the toes warm…
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Airport security should give you a extra special screening with the wand for that…
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I’m confused…i have been visiting this site for a while, so today i logged in to get my davezilla fix, and much to my dismay there was already a comment left by me. What’s REALLY fucked up is i haven’t left a comment. So, i’m thinking i’m a victim here dave. Here is the link that goes to this douschbag’s website. He is a identity thief! http://nuclearmoose.com/
I know that i am awesome, and a lot of fellas would like to live the life of Craig, but you need to find you’re own self.
Embrace what you have, no need to steal me.
FUCK YOU!!!
I never was good at knowing my limits.
In this case, however, I will show unusual restraint and not give an opinion on whatever that is in that cheap imitation leather bag.
DOH! I can’t not give opinions!
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I doubt it’s identity theft so much as someone with the same name. If anyone else comments as Davezilla, it shows up as me (of course, it gets held for moderation first). When in doubt, go to your profile and change your password.
Moldy bath towel? Poodle?
Someone shaved Bob Hoskin’s back to weave a blanket.
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Winner!
Denver or Detroit?
It’s a Zune skin.
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On the way to Denver. It did not bode well for the trip. You lucked out.
Boring guess, but knitting/crochet in progress? Of course, you couldn’t have knitting needles on the plane, but a crochet hook might be allowed? But yeah, I’d want to know the source of that fiber if I were on the receiving end of the finished project.
Somebody stole Lambchop, beat her and is now hiding the body!
Now that I know you were flying InContenental airlines it has been narrowed to adult diapers
or a cum rag 
Fuzzy thing looks more like a bathmat or one of those toilet tank cozies…