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I’m seeing an E. No, an A… And something like stitch. Kitsch, witch… Mitch! And An L. Mitch L. Mitchell! Amy, no, Andy…Andrea! Andrea Mitchell! You had a question?
Ooga booga booga…
Peek a boo!
I’m trying to read Bush’s mind… but coming up with nothing.
Brownnosing 101.
Caption: Note to self: Do not use super-glue on hairpiece! Now how am I going to get my fingers unstuck from my forehead?
The White House Press Secretary demonstrates the Republican Mind Meld.
I’m thinkin’ Arby’s
“Using my amazing mental abilities, I will make you believe, or at least not question, the crap that comes out of my mouth.”
Wooga, wooga ?
“Why the hell did i do this to myself?”
“Man, I ain’t kiddin ya, one of her titties was thiiiiiis ha yooooge”.
Helen Thomas, WHAT NOW, good grief, this is bordering on HARASSMENT, and have you considered a nose lift?
That was a cool video!
Seriously, the audience there LOVED it, and I think that those ladies are awesome… and gorgeous.
“Okay, now, look into my eyes….Everything is going to be all right.”
I’d agree with CroneWynd there on the video, it was impressive, talent-wise, and enjoyable! Was that during a celebrity thing? I kept seeing actors and actresses I knew in the audience. (at least I thought)
Before we wrap up, a quick joke for the psychics in the room…………
“i am so pissed at you. i dare you to knock this white house of my shoulder”
button day? please dubya, don’t push it!
“So you think I should get the full face lift instead of the Botox?”
“I should have never gotten into the governmental business. Wait I’ve got an idea, let’s see if I can blow this whole place up!!
The videoo was HILARIOUS!!
:boob:
Faux News wants me back?
:wang: 
“I’m thinking of a number between one and three billion. Any guesses?”
HEAL, Mr. Bush, I said HEAL!!!!!
P O T A T O E Look guys! I’m channeling Dan Quail!!!!
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Exactly! Good for them for doing it. No one wants to be rail thin anyway.
OK, I surrender!
But I have to quit my day job, now, if I can’t stretch the truth anymore!
Through the powers of my mind, I can see the future…..
……hmmmm…..yes it seems that we are…..
LOSING THE WAR IN IRAQ!
Apparently, it takes the government psychic assistance to figure this out.
…Hey, Macarana
I got it i will destroy them with my super secret forehead laser beam these pathetic human beings will never no what killed them!!!!
“Wait, I’m getting an impression… I see the letter G. And a W. He says to trust him, everything is going to be alright. Does that make any sense to you?”
PEEK A BOO
These pesky reporters ask such obviously biased questions. My migraine is this big!
Re: KFC logo…
Another first for the human race. Earth: Galactic Drive Thru.
‘Would you nice aliens like your earthlings original or extra crispy?
Moulin…..huge. Moulin…huge.
Why, oh why, oh why?
“Watch as i magically pick up that old guy’s toupe!”
Hold on a second while I access my x-ray vision to see what is really going on in this room
LEAVE YOUR BODY.