But do they accept credit cheese?
Some travel hints (in Engrish) from around the world:
- We will now be serving snakes. [Singapore Airlines]
- Upon arrival at Kimpo and Kimahie Airport, please Wear your Clothes. [Korean Steel Mill]
- Toilet Gents (Ladies Also) [Sign in Bangkok]
- AEROFLOT: Introducing wide boiled aircraft for your comfort. [Ad for a Soviet Airline]
- Akita to Okinawa. Non-Stop Fright. [Ad for JAS Airline in Japan]
- Please Stop the Cock Uptight! [Urinal sign in Japan]
- Invisible service is available for your rest being not disturbed. [Yuanfei Hotel, China]
- At the cashier’s counter, kindly note that personal cheese are not accepted. [Note in the Imperial Samui Hotel guidebook, Thailand]
- Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby is used for this purpose. [Hotel in Zurich]
- The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. [Sign in a hotel, Bucharest, Romania]
- It is forbidden to steal hand towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please to not read notis. [Sign in Japanese Hotel]
- Super Piss. [Lock De-Icer from Finland]
- Mr. Bike, Magazine for Windy People. [Japanese magazine]
- Tidy HO! [Women's restroom in Tokyo]
- Out of Odor. [Sign on a nightclub bathroom door, Taiwan]
- He repairs cottages and plants flowers. His eagerness to do good makes him one of the most popular, [DVD liner notes for Alien II in Taiwan]
- Shitseeing Bus Stop. [Tourist information map, Japan
- Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled. [Slogan on Japanese shopping bag]
- At a Fiction of the Original Cost. [Malaysian furniture store ad]
- I’m a Foot Soldier. No Human! Go Ape!! [Slogan on Japanese tote bag]
on the way to Sacramento, sign read, EAT HERE, GET GAS……..Love the honesty
Sign at a greek restaurant “enter at rear”
Sign on a truck stop wall in New Mexico… Deisel Fried Chicken
Welcome to the Colon of Atascadero (the Y at the end of colony always seems to be hidden from sight)
But who gives a crap, Animals are better than we are anyway. Especially with pervs like that out there. That guy really ticks me off!
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That’s quite a bold colon you’ve got there, pablo.
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That guy gets under my skin too! !
“We will now be serving snakes. [Singapore Airlines]“
And tonight our inflight movie will be “Snakes on a Plane.”
Bwaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaa!
Some of those are golden moments in engrish.
This group deserves a special mention
# Super Piss. [Lock De-Icer from Finland]
# Mr. Bike, Magazine for Windy People. [Japanese magazine]
# Tidy HO! [Women’s restroom in Tokyo]
# Out of Odor. [Sign on a nightclub bathroom door, Taiwan]
[Comment ID #80022 will be quoted here] As I am not far from Atascadero, I DO know they have a penal colony, is this where he is from?? That then opens OTHER doors best left closed.
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Shouldn’t that be Snakes on a prane?
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I just hope next time he FLEAS someone should COLLAR him! If they don’t it would suck!
[Comment ID #80033 will be quoted here]Sorry Roo, not incarcerated yet. You are thinking of the California Mens Colon. y.
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Flea collar, good one!
All right then. Those are kinda random.
[Comment ID #80038 will be quoted here] Just a guess, lol. Had me a bit worried there…..
The days of good English has went.