But do they accept credit cheese?

Some travel hints (in Engrish) from around the world:

  1. We will now be serving snakes. [Singapore Airlines]
  2. Upon arrival at Kimpo and Kimahie Airport, please Wear your Clothes. [Korean Steel Mill]
  3. Toilet Gents (Ladies Also) [Sign in Bangkok]
  4. AEROFLOT: Introducing wide boiled aircraft for your comfort. [Ad for a Soviet Airline]
  5. Akita to Okinawa. Non-Stop Fright. [Ad for JAS Airline in Japan]
  6. Please Stop the Cock Uptight! [Urinal sign in Japan]
  7. Invisible service is available for your rest being not disturbed. [Yuanfei Hotel, China]
  8. At the cashier’s counter, kindly note that personal cheese are not accepted. [Note in the Imperial Samui Hotel guidebook, Thailand]
  9. Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby is used for this purpose. [Hotel in Zurich]
  10. The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. [Sign in a hotel, Bucharest, Romania]
  11. It is forbidden to steal hand towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please to not read notis. [Sign in Japanese Hotel]
  12. Super Piss. [Lock De-Icer from Finland]
  13. Mr. Bike, Magazine for Windy People. [Japanese magazine]
  14. Tidy HO! [Women's restroom in Tokyo]
  15. Out of Odor. [Sign on a nightclub bathroom door, Taiwan]
  16. He repairs cottages and plants flowers. His eagerness to do good makes him one of the most popular, [DVD liner notes for Alien II in Taiwan]
  17. Shitseeing Bus Stop. [Tourist information map, Japan
  18. Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled. [Slogan on Japanese shopping bag]
  19. At a Fiction of the Original Cost. [Malaysian furniture store ad]
  20. I’m a Foot Soldier. No Human! Go Ape!! [Slogan on Japanese tote bag]
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17 comments:

  1. Mandy, 14, November 2006, 7:58 |  
    Mandy

    :wtf:

     
  2. Kangaroo, 14, November 2006, 8:06 |  

    on the way to Sacramento, sign read, EAT HERE, GET GAS……..Love the honesty

     
  3. sledge, 14, November 2006, 9:21 |  

    Sign at a greek restaurant “enter at rear”

     
  4. Driver, 14, November 2006, 10:32 |  

    Sign on a truck stop wall in New Mexico… Deisel Fried Chicken :???:

     
  5. pablo, 14, November 2006, 12:15 |  

    Welcome to the Colon of Atascadero (the Y at the end of colony always seems to be hidden from sight)
    But who gives a crap, Animals are better than we are anyway. Especially with pervs like that out there. That guy really ticks me off!

     
  6. mikeB, 14, November 2006, 12:29 |  
    mikeB

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    That’s quite a bold colon you’ve got there, pablo. :wtf:

     
  7. Sher, 14, November 2006, 12:46 |  

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    That guy gets under my skin too! !

     
  8. Meagan, 14, November 2006, 17:04 |  

    “We will now be serving snakes. [Singapore Airlines]“

    And tonight our inflight movie will be “Snakes on a Plane.”

     
  9. Spud, 14, November 2006, 17:30 |  

    Bwaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaa!

    Some of those are golden moments in engrish.

    This group deserves a special mention

    # Super Piss. [Lock De-Icer from Finland]
    # Mr. Bike, Magazine for Windy People. [Japanese magazine]
    # Tidy HO! [Women’s restroom in Tokyo]
    # Out of Odor. [Sign on a nightclub bathroom door, Taiwan]

    :geek:

     
  10. Kangaroo, 14, November 2006, 17:54 |  

    [Comment ID #80022 will be quoted here] As I am not far from Atascadero, I DO know they have a penal colony, is this where he is from?? That then opens OTHER doors best left closed.

     
  11. Mandy, 14, November 2006, 18:19 |  
    Mandy

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    Shouldn’t that be Snakes on a prane? :twisted:

     
  12. Sher, 14, November 2006, 19:37 |  

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    I just hope next time he FLEAS someone should COLLAR him! If they don’t it would suck! :D

     
  13. pablo, 14, November 2006, 20:20 |  

    [Comment ID #80033 will be quoted here]Sorry Roo, not incarcerated yet. You are thinking of the California Mens Colon. y.

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    Flea collar, good one!
    :wtf:

     
  14. Proud Goth, 14, November 2006, 20:58 |  

    All right then. Those are kinda random.

     
  15. Kangaroo, 15, November 2006, 9:09 |  

    [Comment ID #80038 will be quoted here] Just a guess, lol. Had me a bit worried there…..

     
  16. Rachel, 15, November 2006, 11:10 |  

    :mrgreen:

     
  17. Anna, 16, November 2006, 8:57 |  

    The days of good English has went.