Possible new jobs for Donald Rumsfeld
- President of the Liars Club
- Hidden Mine Finder
- New Orleans Levee Inspector
- Internet’s First Spam Editor
- Toilet Paper Roll Holder for the Iraqi government
- Anal Toy Tester
- Barbara Bush’s newest lawn ornament
- Stunt double for Carrot Top
- Bullshit Taster
- What jobs do you think he should apply for?
Anal toy tester. Now that is a job suited for Rumsfeld. After all, he f#@ked Iraq, so now someone can f#@k Rumsfeld.
Justice. Ain’t it sweet?
I dunno. He has quite a bit of knowledge of the Mid East. Maybe he could contract as a bus tour guide to Iran, Iraq, Lebanon, Siria, and Palestine.
I’ll bet the Adult Film industry could offer a few months of work, especially if coordinating with that Anal Toy Testing job.
I imagine that Fox News could always use another expert consultant. Or MSNBC, etc. Something along the lines of commentary on government disinformation strategies. ‘The govt announcement that efficiency is improving at unemployment centers is an attempt to divert attention from the loss of jobs in small and medium businesses, due to the Democrat attempts to increase welfare roles at the cost of running 40% of all small businesses out of business, and 20% of mid-sized businesses having to cut back by more than half their work force. The efficiency increase is merely due to denying benefits to 70% of eligible applicants to reduce costs of unemployment payments, and to conceal the meteoric increase in unemployment under the Democrats.’
Rumsfeld should be a big hit on speaking circuits and as college and university guest speaker. And who knows? He may be Hilary’s running mate. Dandy Don sure didn’t seem to do the Republicans much good.
Mime
Iraqi information minister?
Draft him!
Retire him on a full pension indexed to inflation for life, a car, driver, an office, first class travel anywhere in the world, prestige as a former foreign secretary, yes, that should about do it.
I think he has a bright career in Military Armour Testing, preferrably live, bullet proof vests. I wait, I hope they have enough to test.
Come to think of it, he has the body to be a Shiite underwear model!
I’m pretty sure he already has job #1.
Game Show Host of “Who wants to be a Defense Secretary?”
he should be the star and host of a little game show i call who wants to be the biggest jackass
Cheney’s hunting guide.
i think we should give saddam a job in the cia and then have him set rumsfeld up as a little dictator of some country. then 30 years later saddam (at that point promoted to secretary of defense) can go back in, bomb him, take over his country and setup a kangaroo court to hang him. but there is no way something so crazy could ever happen. chaos never dies!
r. :wang:TASTER
Let the generals listen to what he wants and see if they listen to him the way he listened to them.Make him a border guard on the US Mexico border.
I heard Rummy will be busy with his very own blog - “Rumzilla”
Spud
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Retire him on a full pension indexed to inflation for life, a car, driver, an office, first class travel anywhere in the world, prestige as a former foreign secretary, yes, that should about do it.
I’LL TAKE IT!!!!
Gerald Ford’s caddy.
clinton and monica louinski’s new clean up by mouth doll
just retire from public life… fade into oblivion, PLEASE!
Replacement for Bob Barker on the price is right
Commandant of Guantanamo Terrist Center.
Poopsmith
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LOL
What sort of anal toys, Dave? Buttplugs
or shrapnel? 
How about laundry room worker at Leavenworth
Hey people, he was your hero a couple of years ago … what happened to change your mind (so viciously)
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Wow. Next thing Rumsfeld will be nominated for combined ambassador to Mexico, Venezuela, Iran, and Iceland.