Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

(His truck, not his penis)

1. There is a finite limit to the amount of bluing that can be applied to a load of whites
2. No matter how good it seems at the time, consuming three brownies and a Coke in rapid succession before a meeting is really not a good idea
3. When you visit Natalie this weekend, your shoes will be vomited on by the cat. There is no escaping this inevitability, as she will find them and can pick locks
4. Michigan roads can suck it. Just blew out two tires this morning on my way to the airport