Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

23 comments:

1. Lung the Younger, 31, October 2006, 3:29 |  
   The Olsen twins? Wishful thinking.

    
2. Coleman, 31, October 2006, 3:54 |  
   Maybe they are both happy the other one is dead?

    
3. Spud, 31, October 2006, 6:11 |  
   

   Well, at least it doesn’t say something like “Pissed off” and “You Bitch”

    
4. Lung the Younger, 31, October 2006, 6:40 |  
   The two dwarves bodies recovered from the mine were so disfigured by the explosion that Snow White couldn’t recognize either one of them. Being cheerfully stoned at the time, she decided they should both be buried as…

   (Snow White often went around the place baked out of her brains – that’s why the dwarves called her the ‘High Ho’)

    
5. Mandy, 31, October 2006, 7:14 |  
   

   Joy, Joy

    
6. trans am man, 31, October 2006, 9:41 |  
   SUCKY SUCKY!!!!!

    
7. Brad K., 31, October 2006, 10:04 |  
   Sam has a problem.

   When he married Marge on a long-term trip to the midwest from his home in Denver, he didn’t expect the lovely gal to actually accept, or stay with him. Such a peach! If he had only admitted he was married to a good woman in Denver, and only wanted into Marge’s pants for the duration of the business trip, he wouldn’t be as worried today.

   Before leaving for Kansas, Sam has agreed with his wife to make pre-planned funeral arrangements. While he was gone, Jenny had bought the plots, and ordered a ‘Happy’ family stone. Going to view the stone on his return, Sam got concerned about the identical stone next to his and Jenny’s. He asked at the office, and found the other stone and plots sold to ‘Sam and Marge Happy’. What a disaster. What was to happen when Marge stopped in, and noticed the .. coincidence?

   Sam figured he had three options. Jump off a bridge, sit down with Jenny for a conference call to Kansas .. or just plain run away. Maybe change his name to ‘Sneezy.

    
8. Mitch, 31, October 2006, 10:14 |  
   

   So many awful things to be said about “Delicious Cats”

   The Graves of Ren and Stimpy (Props to Mandy)

    
9. Sher, 31, October 2006, 10:50 |  
   Should say “I’m With Stupid”

    
10. Sher, 31, October 2006, 10:57 |  
    Rocketboom Replacement OMG - I can’t believe he wore that wig with that shirt! A brunette page boy would have worked so much better!

     
11. Happy Steve, 31, October 2006, 11:21 |  
    Eep!

     
12. Da Popster, 31, October 2006, 12:53 |  
    

    Please tell me that girl in the last photo of Deliscious Cats is NOT trying to inflate it ……………

     
13. Da Popster, 31, October 2006, 12:53 |  
    

    Or trying to do anything else …………….

     
14. scamper, 31, October 2006, 13:52 |  
    On October 31, 2006, Da Popster furiously scribbled: Please tell me that girl in the last photo of Deliscious Cats is NOT trying to inflate it ……………

    191 will be quoted here] Sorry but yes it looks like shes blowing the cat. As for the happy family, they coulda saved a few bucks by burying the last one face down on top of the first one. then they could be eturnally happy.

    :wang:

     
15. BryGuy, 31, October 2006, 16:05 |  
    The two dwarves bodies recovered from the mine were so disfigured by the explosion that Snow White couldn’t recognize either one of them. Being cheerfully stoned at the time, she decided they should both be buried as…

    (Snow White often went around the place baked out of her brains – that’s why the dwarves called her the ‘High Ho’)

    I couldn’t have thought of a better one if I tried…beautiful.

     
16. pablo, 31, October 2006, 16:31 |  
    

    I keep looking for a Clown to pop up from behind the headstones. Immediately breaking into a rousing chorus of Happy Dead Day To You! (now serving ice cream with your death) As far as the delicious cats go, I was half expecting to see one of them shaved. Girl is a freak :P

     
17. Nikki, 31, October 2006, 17:04 |  
    

    I’m trying to use my increased psychic powers to determine why the Japanese girl is putting cat parts in her mouth, but it’s not working.

     
18. dougieace, 31, October 2006, 17:52 |  
    On October 31, 2006, Mandy furiously scribbled: Joy, Joy

    172 will be quoted here] dammit foiled again

     
19. Driver, 31, October 2006, 20:20 |  
    Long live Ren & Stimpy

    Nikki , hot new picture !

     
20. runnineric, 31, October 2006, 20:24 |  
    NO COMMENT!! :boob:

     
21. thatonechick, 1, November 2006, 17:56 |  
    scamper spelled “eturnally” wrong

     
22. thatonechick, 1, November 2006, 17:58 |  
    its like a damn cat orgy

     
23. Drusky, 4, November 2006, 21:06 |  
    

    I can’t avoid the obvious… Eating Pussy?