A hatred of Hummers
Picking up where a post from March, 2002 left off, Natalie and I decided to write new collective nouns for specific brands of automobiles.
- A hatred of Hummers
- An embarrassment of PT Cruisers
- A granola of Subarus
- A weeping of Saabs
- A tuning of Civics
- An ickle of Mini Coopers
- A swarm of VW Beetles
- A snobbery of BMWs
- An explosion of Pintos
- Please add your own suggestions
A Muster of Mustangs
A tribe of Trabants A school of Skoda’s A vulva of Volvo’s
How about an elation of EPVs? A jungle of Jaguars? A pontification of Porches? A swipe of Stingrays? A fuckload of Fords?
Anna, a Vulva of Volvos?!? Are they that tight around the curves? Or is it just that hard to get into one? And here I thought the rubbers were supposed to hit the road! What’s next, a Uterus of Yugos???
A mafia of Black Sedans A recall of Corvettes An acne of Smart Cars A scrapyard of Trabants A whoop of Nascars A smorgasbord of Volvos A litter of Fiats
A menacing of Macks A quickening of Ferrari’s A gaggle of Datsuns
Hey, I forgot to add a chevron of Chevrolets. And a modicum of Mazdas. And a suit of Suzukis. And for you ‘Old Timers’ out there, a stupendous stampede of Studebakers! I’m done with this. I need a brake!
An accord of accords…….a tryst of toyotas…..a compendium of commanders
A ROAR OF A TRANS AM!!!
A realtor of cadillacs A junkyard of corvairs A choke of Chevy’s A load of trucks
A crikey of Stingrays
a collection of chevy a homosexual ford a destroyed dodge a collected camaro
You forgot a hive mind of Smart cars!
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a bloat of bugattis a burden of bentleys a clutter of cadillacs a labour of lincolns a piddle of porsches a rut of rovers and a maul of mercedes welcome to oakville
A horde of Hudsons. A suck of Subarus. A clitorus of Cadillacs. A nest of Nashs. A flush of Franklins.
A blur of Focuses A stampede of Mustangs A breezy evening of Windstars A rodeo of Broncos A constellation of Tauruses An eternity of Galaxies A breakout of Escapes A herd of Impalas A community of Suburbans A rainbow of Prisms A landslide of Avalanches A hemorrhoid of Blazers A daring group of Intrepids 18 holes of Golfs A dung load of Beetles A darkening of Eclipses A ring of Diamontes A repetition of Echos A glow of Solaras A progeny of Scions A precursor of 4runners A round table of Avalons A scouting of Pathfinders (also use for Trailblazers) A minimum of Maximas A duty of Civics A singularity of Elements
A gay pride of Villager people A microcosm of Minis An overflowing of Rios A punch drunk batch of Boxters A vintage if Cabriolets A positive group of Ions
Ack! That was one of our best ones. Sorry.
A Prick of Porches A tribe of Tribants A trailer of Triumphs A Happening of Hybrids A Bowel Movement of BMW’s
A Forest of Jeeps
A mercy of Mercedes A landslide of Geos A Ship of Voyagers A ring of Saturns
:P
an orgasm of lamborghines
I LOVE this post. Pablo’s entries are particularly good. I may have to steal this for my site.
I will do my 2 cars:
A squeal of 300ZXs A consolidation of Rendezvous
A bevy of BMWs A vastitude of VWs A sweep of Spirits
A fleet of Suburbans A creamery of Camrys A subdivision of houses that Peterbuilt A school of Mako Sharks (a little corvette history…) A pack of Packards An appearance of Cameos An expedition of Hillclimbers (Maytag’s little car from the 1900’s) A battery of Zaps A dumpster of Yugos (yes, that’s what I said) A dab of Datsuns and A hustle of Harleys (or vaccuums, depending on where the dirtbag is mounted :twisted:)
A pretention of limos A whine of Windstars
Ooh, also:
A superiority of cyclists
a family of saturns
THE ROAR OF A FRICKIN TRANS AM!!!!!!
Very happy right now the Brady Bunch did not have treadmills for their videos!
A KKK of K cars
a “g” spot of G6’s a freelance of freestyles a convoy of envoys a gang of silveradoes a blur of focus’s an offspring of sebring a climbing of mountaineers a mountain of vues a park of rangers a galaxy of odyssey a sign full of neon a slicing from Le sabre a cloud of stratus a ranch of durangoes a tribe of tributes wigwams full of cherokee’s peeps for jeeps and a chamber of Highlanders!! :o
A coop of Thunder Chickens
a smattering of kias
An Aerie of Armadas A Bevy of Buicks A Colony of Chevies A Drove of Dodges An Erg of Expoditions A Flock of Fuegos A Gaggle of Ghias A Horde of Hondas An Isle of Infiniti A Jest of Jaguars A Kindle of Kia A Litter of Lexus A Murder of Montegos A Nursery of Nissan A Ostenation of Oldsmobiles A Parliment of Plytmoths A Quiver of Q45s A Romp of Rios A Sounder of Silverados A Tribe of Thunderbirds An Unkindness of Uplanders A V of Volvos A Wedge of W8s A Yoke of Yukons A Zeal of Z3s
A School of SUVs? An Irritation of SUVs?
a There Can Be Only One Highlander
on a roll, aren’t we?
a junkyard of fords found on road dead
f’ed over remade dodge
must i go on? anyone got anymore??
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
I love Pablo!!
I was thinking a suggestion of Echoes.