Bitch! Gimme back my wallet.
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Poor little feller. He looks desperate to get out of the Big House.
Slap me some skin, Rac!
Where do you get these pics dave? Is this your own handiwork? Either way…your blog is AMAZING…
http://www.manboobs.co.uk/latest.php
The pic on the link if you scroll down a bit, shows a man dressed in white and wearing glasses proudly displaying his moobs this quote is next to it.
“Dave is so proud of his manboobs that he’s lifted his top and called himself Mandy at the weekends. We love the peekaboo quality of these manboobs Dave. Thanks for the submission. “
Quite interesting….explains a lot doesnt it??
When your cellmate’s a skunk.
He can be a member of the Dutch political ‘party for animals’. We have elections coming up in the middle of november and if he’s a member I’ll sure vote for them.
Hey dude!
Braaaaains
can someone put bush in a bell jar!
I’ll cut you up and feed you to the fishes Bitch!!!
You need to submit this picture to http://www.cuteoverload.com…with the comment, toom. :-)
All I could see was “Cute” until Nikki (Looking sharp in Specs and Curls) pointed out the ZOMBIE angle.
Thanks, I thought I was to Retch all day from it’s cuteness, but now all I can see is a raccoon tipping back Medulla-Oblongatta Spritzers.
“30 th of Febuary, 30 th of Febuary! I’m a freakin’ racoon and I know there’s only 28 days in Febuary! Let me out of this cage and I’ll scratch his eyes out!
Rac attack on a Kodak. That’s whack, Jack.
That Kodak Rac Attack is whack, Jack
Who is Sylvia Plath ? since its her day I think I’d like to know who she is , what she does or did , where is she from ?
Racoon - - - Gimme that camera dickhead and I’l take your picture and you can see what you look like through a chainlink fence , Pricks all day every day click click flash flash, next thing ya know my face will be all over the internet….people suck !
…The Bell Jar is a novel about babies, doubles & liars. Well this makes sense she wrote a book in the Democratic party! Good to know things have not changed in the last 70 years!
Wait!!! Come back…..Mot!!! That’s my Yob.
Took much! Thanks Dave. That one really got me. I’m still laughing……
Saw IV–this time, he goes for the animals.
I was framed, I tell you! It was the ground squirrel! Boy, get born with a permanent mask on and everybody just assumes…
‘Night of the Living Dead Raccoons’?
Rocky is sick of people singing that damn song to him. It makes him crazy! And henceforth he’d like to be known as “Rockford”.
Alms, alms, alms for the poor, (actually, I’d be happy with nuts!) :P
let me at em let me at em I’ll tear him up
Actually, the Rac is saying “I want that BOOBY!”
yes petey penguin dearest — thats exactly what he’s saying you know, they have therapy for things like that