Nice pants. Who shot the couch?
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Looks like the von Trapp family had more curtains to replace.
Someone needs to tell those old biddies that plaid does not go with shit.
Hillary Clinton and the De-fence Secretaries….hot new band.
Girls just wanna have fun, Cyndi Lauper and pals ham it up for the camera, however things get horribly limp at their age.
Yikes! Seems like even the swords go limp around them.
This is how well-meaning mothers embarrass the hell out of their gay sons by trying too hard to empathize in public.
Ginnie, Lisa, and Anne practice their swash-buckling and saber-threatening for the Halloween party at the Doon Pourley Acres rest home, dog pound, and chicken layer rescue shelter. Jerry shook his head as he took the picture of his Mom and her friends. None of them knew how to hold a saber, let alone keep from stressing the carboard blades. Yes, Anne had found a vaguely pirate-like hat, but .. Gaah! .. Mom just thought any hat would do.
Jerry had thought his suggestion of ‘black denim’ pants and ’scarlet sash’ was pretty simple. Wearing the wrong plaid could get a pirate more trouble than usual — since the Scots of the time invented ‘gang colors’ and were quite violent about the whole thing. And the pants had some black in them. Maybe he could talk the ladies into adding dried ‘blood’ stains, or dying the damn pants?
On the other hand, Mom had been quite threatening tonight. She made it plain, any complaints from her younger son would result in having to attend the party, probably dressed as a ‘captive damsel’. shudder Jerry gritted he teeth and took their picture.
48 – Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned TV set is the background radiation from the Big Bang.
…….or these broads.
I think they are lampooning their Limp Dick Husbands
in Golf Clothing.
I’ve seen much worse on a man who thinks he’s the King of the links.
PS. This is the Pre-Viagra shot. After this, the swords were 14 feet long and made of Titanium.
It’s just the local retiree community players commenting on their husbands’ ability to maintain an erection………..
Pure, irrefutable evidence that “talk like a pirate day” can go too far. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Okay, it’s officially uncool to dress like a pirate now.
How do three people get it into their heads that pirates wear flowery pants? Did they get together and have a meeting where somebody said, “First we need to get some flowery pants.” And the other two were like, “Well, duh!”
Hillibillies in New York :P :P
Put a black light on those pants and I’ll bet the astronauts on the space station could see them. Then they would prove that gravity or not, you can still puke…
Even their swords are showing a lack of enthusiam about their outfits.
If the couch was wearing that, it needed to be shot!
The Dixie Chicks improvise their costumes after the bus with theirs didn’t arrive.
AHOY!
Someone say BINGO!!!
When we asked you to dress us using the ColorForms peel-and-stick outfits, we had no idea you were letting Bongo the Chimpanzee wield the board.
basically not the most attractive pic ive ever seen got some problems with the sprungability of their swords it seems mm hmm
If astronauts can’t belch in space, doesn’t that mean they also can’t fart for the same reason?
And if so wouldn’t you hate to be in that capsule during those first five mintes after it returns to gravity?