English Teacher Pickup Lines

Posted by Davezilla 20 October, 2006 Latest: Tina Marie, Kenn, mesmereyes, neil, Timm,
  1. Care to split my infinitive?
  2. What’s an antonym for virginity?
  3. That’s quite a dangling modifier you’ve got there.
  4. I love the way you misuse the subjunctive, you naughty little minx.
  5. You always know how to find the predicate in my clause.
  6. Let me be the first to complement your subject.
  7. Show me your direct object and I’ll show you mine.
  8. You can take my infinitive object; with or without actors!
  9. Tell me all about your past progressive.
  10. You certainly know how to use other tenses in conjunction with simple tenses.
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17 comments:

  1. Gladia, 20, October 2006, 2:36 |  

    Okay, use condoms, but if it doesn’t work, try being a parent, apply your open hand to the butt with some amount of force, repeat as needed….! duh!! :roll:

     
  2. charlie, 20, October 2006, 3:31 |  

    11. Will you tie me up and make me your subordinate clause?

     
  3. Lung the Younger, 20, October 2006, 4:48 |  

    12. Baby, you put the ‘syn’ in syntax.
    13. Today we going to do the present perfect continuous. I’m present. You’re perfect. Shall we continue?
    14. Get Off. Twenty-three prepositions in a one-night stand.
    15. Hey, I’m into the third-person plural too! Why, do you have a friend who could join us?
    16. My last girlfriend didn’t look good using diphthongs, but then, she didn’t have your nice rounded vowels.
    17. You’re a bit touch and go on the practical test, although you flew the oral.

     
  4. Nikki, 20, October 2006, 7:14 |  
    Nikki

    Care to see my dangling participle?

     
  5. lucky, 20, October 2006, 9:42 |  

    want to see my hayku

     
  6. Dorothy, 20, October 2006, 9:50 |  

    Hey, baby, wanna conjugate?

    I kiss, you kiss, he/she/it kisses…

     
  7. junkman, 20, October 2006, 10:32 |  

    sporting wood? or is that a gerund in your pants?
    my genitive and your genitive in movement paradox for hours baby.
    i would love to turn you on with my pronomial substitution if you want it.
    a little declension in your parasitic gap might allow for better postpositionality!

    put that kid in a haunted house and give alot of brandied fruit.

     
  8. Mandy, 20, October 2006, 19:26 |  
    Mandy

    lol @ Lung! :kiss:

     
  9. Drusky, 20, October 2006, 21:04 |  

    Wanna do the dirty verb?

     
  10. Davezilla, 20, October 2006, 21:17 |  
    Davezilla

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    Yes. Yes, I do.

     
  11. Meagan, 20, October 2006, 21:21 |  

    Would you like me to use my passive voice or my active voice? :twisted:

     
  12. Tina Marie, 20, October 2006, 23:44 |  
    Tina Marie

    1. Come home with me, I majored in English CLit.
    2. If I told you I was a cunning linguist, would you be able to hold up your end…of the conversation?

     
  13. Kenn, 22, October 2006, 0:20 |  

    Are you prepositioning me?

     
  14. mesmereyes, 26, October 2006, 18:32 |  

    Would you care to conjugate a couple of nouns?

     
  15. neil, 26, October 2006, 23:20 |  

    (tries to think of a way to use homonym)

     
  16. Davezilla, 26, October 2006, 23:29 |  
    Davezilla

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    OK, I just LOL’d for real on that, Neil. :D

     
  17. Timm, 1, November 2006, 5:31 |  

    Is that a stapler in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?