I am in ur kitchenz fluffing my furz


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(Natalie’s puffball of a cat)
Geezez, and I thought Grace (our cat) was big…
so dave are you trying to say natalie has a furry pussy? ok someone just had to ask.
kthxbai
Geez Dave, nice to know what a huge pussy you have. Now, how do I keep my cat from humping my laptop?
She/he would do nicely on: http://www.stuffonmycat.com if you put a funny hat on her/him.
She’s actually not that fat. It’s all fur. She only weighs about 8 lb.
Seen fatter cats than that and puffier pusses. Now about those legos, there are some sick puppies out there, if all they’ve got to do is think up shit like that.
Why can people not admit they have tuned there poor pet into a heaping blob. I mean come on you feed an animal to the point it is going to burst if it eats a tic tac, take pride in such and accomplishment. No the cat is not big boned, it is not furry, it if freaking FAT. ONLY 8 lbs? A bag of sugar the same size is 5 lbs…
Dogs rule!
[Inner dialogue of the cat] “Touch me in my no-no spot! Touch it, damnit!
with yesterday’s report i’m just wondering about it’s I.Q.
note to self : proceed with evaluation
Is that a cat or a cottonball?
Ann Coulter after eating a few Democrats.
A real Cat-tastrophe!!!
On the subject of furry pussy what happened to more naked pictures of MANDY ?
And on the subject of MANDY { Is It } ???
Sorry I got nothin for the cat .
She’s hiding your car keys in there.
way too much time on details for carving a minute little plastic Jack- o -lantern…. by the way that really looks like one of those bear rugs, only cat fur instead of bear fur…..
sort of like a road - kill trophy……
Ahh-chooo…………. Sorry, cats make me sneeze(and worse)……
Does PETA know about this?
This explains why the floors are so clean…
floor buffer for hillbillys
When’s the due date??
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So you use your cat as a swiffer?
Have you ever considered shaving that cat like a Llama and making a sweater?
Had my new 18 lb. furry cat groomed at the vet after he he met my dogs but not the other cats. He was the largest cat of the bunch and he came home naked to meet his playmates (I couldn’t stop laughing at him sorry to say). Well the embarrassment must have been a positive thing because the first thing he did was chase the smallest cat down the hall and I thought ‘oh boy…have I made a mistake’ untill as I was waiting to save her hearing the recuss on their way back when to my surprise she was chasing him back. And the dogs and cats have been best friends ever since.