This will not end well


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First ya gotta get her in the MOOD
2 seconds from becoming a soprano.
Dog: ‘Jesus, I don’t remember eating THAT’
Men and dogs are so alike. They eat anything, pee anywhere and teabag their buddies.
I agree with the dog. Cats make good toilet paper.
I have already created my own script. It’s called ‘chicken scratch’
Video was a little long, but amusing.
Dumb doggie, dumb. If the dog isn’t fixed it will be ……….. LOL
C’mon … even dogs like a little pussy.
i think “the cramps” said it best. “does your pussy do the dog?”
Muffin scowled. When Cujo suggested a ‘walk in the park, maybe a little pussy on the bench’ it sounded alright, a chance to get out of the yard. But Cujo has been on that damned high-fiber dog food, and robbing Muffin’s litter box. And if that tail don’t come down *Right Now*, there Muffin would be the one making a bigger stink.
That is, if all this excitement doesn’t bring a green fog Muffin’s way first…
I felt like that cat yesterday, so i’m looking forward to being that dog soon.
“Cleveland Steamer” and “Dirty Sanchez” should never be walked in the park together, unless you want to head back to the Groomer.
kinky rover trying a new type of pussy
And I thought my cat was fucked in the head
Thats looks like my cat Tigger and my dog Lily but they never did that in fact they hate each other. Maybe these animals are just trying to step out of their sexual boundaries
sound like the kitty is having a bad day…I can so relate….
‘And I thought my cat was fucked in the head’
Ohmigod - one of the best comments I’ve read here in forever!
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too funny. too gross.
Do we pay Brad K. a retainer for this stuff? I want an autographed book of his anthologies.
CAT: “I SAID MEOW, NOT NOW”
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Some of us guys are like that after eating pussy.
:lol:
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Ahhh, just another beautiful day in the park…
Sun is shining, birds are singing…
Doggie-styled pussy on the parkbench…
It’s the animal version of the reverse cowgirl!!
I’ve got a RAGING headache………….
which way did the pussy go which way did it go