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Before wonder woman had the surgery !!!!!!
Boy it didn’t take long for that Christian Bale to get typecast.
This is how it always starts, always…
Wonderwoman on steroids
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Thought it was Wonderwoman AFTER the surgery
No, No, No, No, NO. I don’t care that its getting to be halloween. I don’t care that its all in good fun. I don’t care that we’ve all had a few beers/tequilas/whatever. Its never ok for a man to wear primarily white wristbands after Labor Day!
“Earlier today, Wonder Woman came out of the closet and announced her relationship with Cat Woman.”
Hollywood hits new ( if possible ) low with : “Wonder woman, the pre pubescent years”
P.S. LOVED the magnetic ribbon clip, GENIUS!!! White House obviously hasn’t seen this as Pox Newz hasn’t labled it defeatist.
Wonder Woman needs to learn that Thigh Highs are no good with Short Shorts!
Especially at work! What will all the OTHER GIRLS say!
it would apear halloween just wasn’t soon enough
Wonder Woman never looked better. Now she can take on Superman and show him who’s the man. Or is this the next gimmick in the WWE But you got to admit she got a bigger buldge in her tights than Superman. So we all know who the Superhero in the world.
“Wonder” no more… looks like Stevie Wonder dressed him/her/it.
more like a wonder who in the hell is going to let him out in the daylight looking like that. The all seeing mirror will tell him to change his clothes.
perhaps if we used his own lasso of truth we could find out whatever posessed him to do this. maybe he thinks he’s flying an invisible plane unfortunately he’s not invisible. it would be fun to see if his bullet proof wristlets really work. i’m not going to his party day.
Dave?!?
Wonder Prick
:limp:
I never knew Wonder Woman had to wear an ID badge [ on the waist ]
The magnetic ribbon video is awsome , and if you liked it you should check out the Whatever video , its a crackup.
So I’m normal, right? I always wanted to dress up as Superman — despite being fifty pounds overweight. Please don’t tease me about my tits. They’re a result of smoking so much pot when I was young. And the peanut-butter and jam sandwiches.
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Compered to this guy, *everybody* is normal.
Even me.
Oh I don’t know, really, after all I am one of the beautiful people and compared to us 99.997% of the population suck.
Okay, I went to the link, but how do you find the ribbon video??? Lots of other cool stuff though……
Oh yeah, by the way ” Wonder Woman on steroids”, this is someone’s nightmare right?? Pretty scary!!
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You may need to update your Flash version?
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I hadn’t considered the health risk of smoking peanut butter and jelly sandwiches..
‘Wonder Woman: Tucked’
Brad was delighted. While he had forgotten the ‘Hobo of Central Park’ costume he had planned on using for the company party, his sister Janet’s WW costume fit OK. Borrowing makeup and lipstick from his secretary, and ‘dressing’ tips from Bruce (in ‘receiving’, nudge, nudge), Brad had turned to Carol, VP Marketing, to complete his evening’s avatar.
Carol and Brad’s secretary had been very helpful, but Brad wondered if there might be complications in the future. Carol had requred a promise to stay ‘in costume’ after the party, for another engagement that Carol promised would be pretty special. Since Brad had to attend the party to satisfy his department head, and he wanted to look his best, he had agreed to Carol’s condition. The getup felt great, and Brad was surprised to find the hose were comfortable, tucking his member between his legs didn’t interfere with .. anything, and that he looked great in the (ladies room!) mirror. That was another of Carol’s requirement. Really, she seemed to take charge and then get her way. So far there was no reason to complain, and Brad looked forward to the rest of the night.
But why had Carol commented to Brad’s secretary to ‘bring about 3 hanks of 3/4 inch cotton line, and a pint of Sunflower Oil’? And what did Carol mean about her nearly dowdy costume being the ’school teacher from the movie Real Men’?
Judging by your poll results, it looks like I have to get naked again
Oh yeah, ah huh ah huh that’s the way we do it ah huh a huh ah huh.
Everyday you should
Whistle a happy tune
Mandy gets nekked
Somebody gets wood
oooops, I clicked on the wrong link…………….!!
what is up with the faggie dude that shit aint even cute for real you needs to take that off but5 if thats what makes you f eel comfortable i aint going to knock you for hey keep doing you
Add my affirmative vote to Mandy’s poll results.
:wang:
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Looks like it’s time to free up hard drive space again…
(What he must be thinking): “Gee, I hope that seeing the top of my panty hose detracts from the fact that I have ZERO shweenus bulge. Sue me. I took a cold shower.”
I think I used to work for that Dr., boots are bigger than his brains…………
Which way to the invisible gym. i need to pump up and get stronger