Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

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Picking up where a post from March, 2002 left off, Natalie and I decided to write new collective nouns for specific brands of automobiles.

1. A hatred of Hummers
2. An embarrassment of PT Cruisers
3. A granola of Subarus
4. A weeping of Saabs
5. A tuning of Civics
6. An ickle of Mini Coopers
7. A swarm of VW Beetles
8. A snobbery of BMWs
9. An explosion of Pintos
10. Please add your own suggestions

1. The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of the executives you have meetings with that day.
2. Do not assume the 401 Hwy will be accident-free on a Friday night. It took 3-1/2 hours to drive 8 km last night.

1. Clueless men who wear Crocs with business suits to work. This cannot be allowed to continue and I beseech all my loyal readers to grievously harm anyone attempting this.
2. The balding, boorish Boomer—unacceptably impatient in line at the coffeehouse and swearing at everyone to hurry up—who had no idea what he wanted when his turn arrived.
3. Politicians who try to brainwash their countrymen through bullying and repetition, then change their minds and feign sudden amnesia.
4. People who say Hispanic, when they mean Spanish language.
5. The rude bastard at the office that takes one bite out of a donut and puts it back in the box.