Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Watch where you’re swinging that thing, pal.

1. The boss is a jerk, but he knows when he’s made a mistake. Please come back!
2. Boy, am I ever glad to see you!
3. So this is who he sends to do his dirty work?
4. I’ve been down that road before, kid. I ain’t goin’ back to that life.
5. I told ya already. I’m finished. Washed up!
6. You’ve saved this town a dozen times. Do it one more time … for me.
7. Give your boss a message for me. Tell him… tell him I’m coming to get him.
8. I think we’re bein’ tailed. That guy’s been on our butts for ten miles now. Shake him!
9. You’ve had this comin’ a long time now, see?
10. Which ones really bug you?

Well since everyone else was making their own, I had to jump on the bandwagon, too. Your mileage may vary.