Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

22 comments:

1. charlie, 25, September 2006, 0:13 |  
   The Oldsmobile Ennui

    
2. Anna, 25, September 2006, 3:12 |  
   

   The Mercedes, Porsche, BMW, Maserati, Ferrari “Compensating”

    
3. Timm, 25, September 2006, 4:35 |  
   The Volkswagon “Hindenburg”

    
4. Timm, 25, September 2006, 4:41 |  
   The Plymouth “Eunuch”

    
5. Anna, 25, September 2006, 5:59 |  
   

   ‘The Compensator’ sounds even better.

    
6. Nik, 25, September 2006, 7:19 |  
   Jesus Camp Oh dear.

    
7. Lung the Younger, 25, September 2006, 7:27 |  
   The Mini Pecker (like the Mini Cooper, only smaller and less popular) The Renault Veto (try selling anything French called Veto in the US) The Nissan Harpoon (the Japanese only sell them for scientific research, honestly) The Ford Copella (its delivery is always longer and more expensive than you first budgeted)

   And the true story – The ‘Vauxhall Nova’ had to be axed from the Spanish market because ‘no va’ means ‘doesn’t go’ in Spanish. Go figure.

    
8. bhamm, 25, September 2006, 7:47 |  
   • Ford Repo
   • Chevy Recall
   • Lexus Ucantaffordit
   • Honda Sorry-About-the-Element

    
9. Spud, 25, September 2006, 7:53 |  
   

   Pajero - withdrawn from the market after is was discoverd that “pajero” meant wanker in spanish.

   or is that another rumour?

   

    
10. Spud, 25, September 2006, 7:56 |  
    

    Kluger - withdrawn after it was discovered that “kluger” meant white man ugly vehicle” in najvaho.

     
11. cbatdux, 25, September 2006, 11:32 |  
    

    On September 25, 2006, Timm furiously scribbled: The Volkswagon “Hindenburg”

    321 will be quoted here]

    Shouldn’t that be Hindenbug?

     
12. cbatdux, 25, September 2006, 11:34 |  
    

    The Chevy Skid.

    The Suburu Shipwreck.

    The Peugot Penis (cause ‘dem french are all dicks)

     
13. wendyfb, 25, September 2006, 11:57 |  
    The car emblems is funny… you all are very creative!

    ps… I do origami… and i know how difficult 139 folds is…. WOW!

     
14. wendyfb, 25, September 2006, 11:58 |  
    You know… I really should sleep before I post.. sorry for the bad grammar!

     
15. Tara, 25, September 2006, 12:43 |  
    On September 25, 2006, Lung the Younger furiously scribbled: The Mini Pecker (like the Mini Cooper, only smaller and less popular) The Renault Veto (try selling anything French called Veto in the US) The Nissan Harpoon (the Japanese only sell them for scientific research, honestly) The Ford Copella (its delivery is always longer and more expensive than you first budgeted) And the true story – The ‘Vauxhall Nova’ had to be axed from the Spanish market because ‘no va’ means ‘doesn’t go’ in Spanish. Go figure.

    339 will be quoted here] **Colapses in giggles.

     
16. SydneyDawn, 25, September 2006, 14:30 |  
    The Compensator

    Anna, that’s fantastic.

     
17. junkman, 25, September 2006, 14:30 |  
    

    i would like to see a comic book where all the little christian zealots and their brainwashers are transported via “Chrystler Pious” or “Dodge Bullet” , under the direction of G.W. (aka god), to fight all the religious origami devils of this earth. armor of god p.j.’s would be mandatory.

     
18. dougieace, 25, September 2006, 17:50 |  
    the mitsubishi pearl

     
19. dougieace, 25, September 2006, 17:50 |  
    the mitsubishi pearl

     
20. Drusky, 25, September 2006, 20:28 |  
    

    Ford’s ultimate car for men: The Taurus CLi The Slogan: “Every man longs to jump into a CLiTaurus and turn ‘er over…”

     
21. Red Dog, 26, September 2006, 3:08 |  
    On September 25, 2006, Drusky furiously scribbled: Ford’s ultimate car for men: The Taurus CLi The Slogan: “Every man longs to jump into a CLiTaurus and turn ‘er over…”

    411 will be quoted here]

    GENIUS !!!!

     
22. Flash Gordon, 26, September 2006, 21:48 |  
    

    Buick Belchfire—not your daddy’s Buick.