Bad plates I have known


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I think MizBats of Michigan would be awfully in Vogue if she went to Ontario…
The Ball Bra? Scary… but can a man do the ‘Bra Trick’ like women can with theirs?
~sigh~ Still so very happy they don’t allow them in my country.
Best one I ever saw…
Driving down the highway, a stereotypical blonde sped up beside me. So, of course, being the suave guy I am, I gave her a little nod. She smiled back and sped up even faster. I thought I was King Stud… until I saw her licence plate.
“U Wish”
Help me here - what does IAM D29 mean? Y is that funny? What about SLOFIRE? I must be stupid?
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I have no clue, hence the title of the post, “Bad Plates…”
Well, that video was pointless. I sure hope that guy didn’t take it from a kid, ’cause you know they’ll be asking later, “Daddy, where’s Elmo? And what happened to your eyebrows?”
I took a photo of this woman who pulled up in front of me at a set of lights with whatever as the plate.
It suited her I think.
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Um…. what’s the bra trick? Is this something that I do without realizing it? Or is it something that I SHOULD be doing, and haven’t been?
Oh darn, I hate it when I am not given all the directions…
The “IAM D29″ is just a normal plate… not vanity. However, it would be serendipitous if it belongs to a very skinny, large-breasted woman.
Lets take a shot at these plate for all white Davemaster from top to bottom…
Horse causes damage to spelling region of brain
video
TMI Date and time kid was conceived
Yiddish for saggy balls
Lic Plate found on this friend of Davezilla: http://www.davezilla.com/2006/03/19/fashion-victim/
How that Mich grad got through school: The M is where he was startled awake in class
Mr Ontario trying to be sizzling hot with his newly shaved back
Please see Elmo
How you keep your corn from sagging
My sister’s ex-boyfriend has plates that read “2-toxic”, which honestly couldn’t of fit him any better! I think he meant it as if he were somehow really cool, which is proof of how galactically uncool he actually is.
IAM B36
BUT WPR
SL OF IRE? What’s SL and what does it have to do with ire?
HEY… I saw a plate just yesterday that was interesting. It was on a HUGE HUMMER and said GOP2. It also was a US GOV. license plate. Have any ideas what that meant? I didn’t know the Republican party got US GOV. license plates on Their PARTY vehicles… so we are PAYING their TAXES for them.
A friend of mine has been trying to get ‘DV8ED 1′ for some time now, with no luck. Too bad, tho…fits him to a tee.
I saw a pretty cheesy license plate today that said “BUCKURUU” and there’s a car in the school parking lot with a license plate that says “HOOROO.” I think those two cars should get together.
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Yes, yes we can. It just hurts a hell of a lot more.
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That’s where the woman can take off her bra (or put it on0 without taking off her shirt first. Kinda looks like she’s trying to escape out of a straight jacket…