You want us to do what, coach?


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This is what your winky looks like before shrinkage… and this is what your winky looks like after shrinkage. Any questions?
“I want you to grab them like this and then insert this finger”
September 5th, 2006. Aquatic Australians wearing black in mourning as the coach explains the circumstances of Steve Irwin’s untimely demise.
Our budget will not permit us to fully cloth you; however, in order to make this WW-1 movie scene plausible, you must don aviator goggles and climb into the biplanes we are providing. And by the way Red Barron, yeah, you with the different colored hat, try to keep that weapon that’s in your pants better concealed
Water Polo? I thought this was the muff diving team
*Coach* Now I KNOW that this isn’t exactly in the regulation rules, but if you wanna WIN this swim meet, you gotta hook your opponents’ swimtrunks like THIS, and then PULL…
*Team* But Coach, won’t they be naked then?
*Coach* You wanna win this or WHAT???
Coach, What’s a “Shocker”? I read about it once in Penthouse Forum. Can you show me with your hands?
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That would explain what the M represents.
Hey, their trunks spell “Mmmm” for a very good reason.
Number 5, remove some of those socks. Who you kidding?
i know its cold boys but when your balls turn blue we will just call them go blue balls
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Mitch stole my comment
Sorry, Mike. I’m sadly a person looking to make “Shocker” jokes as often as possible.
Sad, True, and often funny. Even if it’s Low Hanging Fruit….Like the Polo Players.
Well Coach, is it suppose to be that small when we get out of the pool?
No it should be this big! How else are you going to be getting the women of Iota Pi with winkies like that! Back into the pool!
Why has one of them got a red ‘helmet’ ?