Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

While I’m a bit of a multi-tasker myself, I find that many combinations are simply not suitable together. For example:

1. Putting in contact lenses while bull-fighting
2. Bikini waxing while practicing the luge
3. Ransacking a city while baby-sitting
4. Performing testicular surgery while driving in NASCAR
5. Committing hari kiri while toasting the bride and groom
6. Raking leaves while pursuing a criminal
7. Grooming a pet while eating spaghetti
8. Training a dog to sit while jogging
9. Talking to Davezilla while dressed as a clown
10. What combinations would you avoid?

“If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to _______ my _______.”