Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Seriously. We checked.

1. Barfz, as in, “He barfz a lot”.
2. Uepoxy, as in, “Can uepoxy this together?”
3. Uquité, which Natalie insists is a Spanish word yet to be invented.
4. Taintzo, as in, “Say it t’aintzo.”
5. Z-Slap, 3 bitch-slaps in a Zorro pattern
6. Rootzen, Natalie insists this is German. Apparently my German dictionary is out of date.
7. iLarge, New, from Apple.
8. Eau de U.S., the smell of the United States
9. Got any other words we should have tried?