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HEY DAVE! the link for the drunkwalk is the same as the teepee historee.
and if we’re gonna take up a collection for this dood to kick some ninja buttock, we’d better start soon. if i recall correctly, ninja training starts in utero….maybe we should just get him money to rent chuck norris for an hour or two to do the ninja killing FOR him! :idea:
At least he’s come up with something original. However, if his family is dead, the smiley faces are somewhat disturbing…
He doesn’t look undernourished, so, no, no collections for him!
The dunny paper link was kinda cool.
Will work for Kung Food?
that sign is several years old.
Sorry, man, I don’t have any change. However, I will donate a tape of that song “Kung Fu Fighting.”
if you take away “ninjas” and “for kung-fu les”, the sign now reads, “Killed my family- need money for sons.”
If I were him I’d draw better pictures of the murdered familymembers … or use crimefoto’s, just to get more pity money.
If I were him I’d draw better pictures of the murdered familymembers … or use crimefoto’s, just to get more pity money.
Oh great, now there’s a new way for the creationists to show what they think of evolutionary science. And it involves using the toilet paper for its original purpose.
Another victim of a pointless ninja attack.
War on Ninjas must be addressed. It such a crime such a shame!
a shuriken to the temple or a quick flash of poison powder into his parka hood could have done the trick. why did the ninja’s spare him? perhaps he was out bumming money at the time, this not so little grasshopper.
hey, dave, i think the links are messed up…the “you can do it” link sent me to the toilet paper timeline. just thought you’d like to know!
DAMN, we missed one…….
This guy doesn’t need money for ninja lessons- he needs money for grammar lessons. Damn that possessive ” ’s “.
Ninjas! And here’s me thinking that Barry White died of natural causes.
Can I contribute a roll of aluminum foil ?
Everything is spelled correctly so he gets no money from me. People that want money should be grammatically correct. Dave Chapelle said it best
shouldn’t be grammatically correct, sorry
hate to break it to ya silentstorm, but the correct spelling for Ninjas in this case is, well, ninjas. no apostrophe. but i agree anyhow … it’s still not enough to warrant the hook up on the cheddah, yo, he be needina drop summa that ole skool spellin…
you know he going to learn kung fu from Master Leroy. Cause he is the Master. Sho Nuff!
Kiss his Converse
man! thats funnier than mine when i say that my pimp will kill me if i dont syart making the cut:) im tryin that one tomorow
oh and zeke,.. very cool
Personally, I think the sign was written by a little girl (hence the smiley faces and circle-dotted i’s). HER family was killed and this dude’s the ninja. We shouldn’t take up a collection, we should make a search party to find the girl!
Hey, it’s worth a buck at the least for the new con phrase. :o
He’d be better off robbing a wine store!
Come on, people! Have some pity. He married into the Stick Figure Family and those smiley faces are actual pictures of his family…
The composite picture he gave the police of the ninja leader showed a tall, long haired fellow with the nickname ‘Grasshopper’…
Damn Ninjas, they must be stoped!
I’ve seen that same sign being held by a different panhandler somewhere else…being held by some kids in Seattle, I think. But without the smiley-faces, because, yeah, that’s just wrong.
Is there a Panhandling Sign Textbook somewhere?
Mexicans got all my spare change. Don’t know if I’d encourage panhandling if they hadn’t.
hellyeah! i would gladly chip in on his next bottle,rock or whatever.he’s either crazy or really funny in either case a marketing genius.
Y’know it’s hard out there for a ninja…
Can’t we all just get along?
WHO’S THE MASTER!!!!!!!!! SHO’NUFF!!!!! ahahahahahaahahahahaaahahah. shit. i thought i was the only one who’s seen that movie. in the entire northern hemisphere.
Uh, I was gonna write that dont think that IS original, that I thought I’ve seen a bum on the net somwhere with that line before. Then i google it and find out I’ve seen this picture before. LOL
Oh how short memoried we bloggers get.