What would God do on His vacation days off?
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it appears as so God is farting out a puff of smoke.
The X-MAn Archangel, after a few years and a lotta beers….
Personally, I always thought god was a woman…but i would say God needed the pepto ice cream!
God better fly away fast before duck hunters get him.
Large eagle takes another human meal……
watch out for his droppings!
Can you imagine the bird droppings… JEEEZZZUUUSSSSS… what a mess.
Betcha K.F.C. could make a mega-bucket out of that…
Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO!.. It’s Larry.
It’s somehow, so right…
Dude its George Lucas with wings WTF
‘Err, Mr. Genie Sir! When I said that I wanted to be able to get it up with a pair of stunning flappers, this wasn’t exactly what I meant. Any chance of changing my wish again?’
Harry Potter 15: The Sorceror’s Undergarments
In this final installment, Harry decides it’s time to send a drooling, incontinent Dumbledore packing to Figglewick’s Retirement Community for Aging Mages. With a mighty shout of Absolvo Derrilectum, Dumbledore sprouts wings and flies off to join others of his ilk.
Rated R for scenes of graphic violence, some nudity and sex scenes involving a house elf.
“Dammit, I dropped my keys again!”
OMG brilliant, mikeb!
John Ashcroft music video.
- Due to lack of sponsors, R. Kelly’s new “I Believe I Can Fly” video was done on a budget of 42 dollars. And 7 cents.
- Marvel decided to cancel it’s new superhero “I-got-wings-but-don’t-give-a-crap-Man” after poor reviews.
- “Bigfoot… Biiiiiigfoooooot? Damn, I hate when he runs off…”
God takes on a disguise to see who pokes fun at His appearace ……… then later casts the ones’ who think they’re funny into the Pit of Perdition,
“Absolvo Derrilectum,”
A new spell enters the world and we have witnessed its birth.
Well done mike!
The day Cheney missed his mark.
:limp: 
Ok, somebody cue Bette Midler…
Ten bucks says he’s watchin gcampers having sex
god stares intently at 2 pine beetles doing it.
i will hold out for maalox sherbert.
We all know God’s a naughty voyeur.
Sadly, Dave, that’s not a snap of God, but one of a Slob Fairy.
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ewwwww
Pepto-dismal ice cream. Hmm, no thanks.
We may not know what God does, but at least we know who Godzilla will be fighting.
Weevil porn, alternate uses for the that pink crap, and that creepy guy from down the street with wings, looking like he is going to hurl on the world below.
My Monday is now complete.
OMG! Ronald Mac was right…just had the wrong bird!!
Thankfully the Ex-Lax ice cream smoothie never made it to production.
First of all, he should get into a new exercise program to loose the God-GUT!
And by the looks of him, he might need that Pepto - Bismol ICECREAM (in fat-free, of course)!
Wow, God the day after a bender is just not right!
What’s up with that Dave?
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I LOVE YOU! You crack me up!
Thats the guy after overdosing on his Pepto Ice cream :dead:! It is after all a CONTROLLED substance
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OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately. US residents can call the US national poison hotline at 1-800-222-1222. Canadian residents should call their local poison control center directly.[b]Symptoms of overdose may include ringing in ears, dizziness, confusion, and coma.[/b]
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Keep it up.
zilla -
The Pepto link is hilarious. I thought you had the only clever blog…ya mean - there’s more out there??? dang.
“Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!”
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Dude. Those are his TAIL FEATHERS. I mean…really!
On the other hand, however, it does look like God is reaching down to scratch his ass.
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L.M.A.O.!