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“Ummmmm, is that grape jelly?”
“Your nutsack?”
“A pomegranate? A fruitcake? The DaVinci Code! No. Don’t tell me. A pencil sharpener. No? Let’s see… I know! The Death Star!”
“It’s not another ‘kick me’ sign, is it?”
Handles?
“I know it’s a hedgehog, dear. And I must confess that I am truly in love with the hedgehog you have stuck to my back.”
(Because apparently Ideal Love consists of True Love, Confessions, and….Hedgehogs)
*cough* That’s Ideal Romance. Must proof read before posting…
“An ashtray?….. why honey you’re always so thoughtful…”
Does it have anything to do with that little blue pill you took earlier?
Dave, that video is pretty cool. Where do you find those?
is it a hedgehog?
O.o
Why, Bob, darling! I have no idea, but I bet it’s badly drawn.
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Video is the new black
“What you stuck to my back is your chest silly. What I want to know is why your penis is snaking it’s way up my hemline?”
“What you stuck to my back is not near as interesting as what the doctor told me about that rash on my back”.
“Is that hair gel? Thanks I just ran out and I really need some hair gel”.
Yes, darling. Now either give my panties back, or put them in your pocket.
is it a new bottle of sunscreen? because i got the most HORRID sunburn yesterday.
Is it new wallpaper?
uhm, would it be the ‘clean-up’ towel????
‘trust me honey, not much’
That giant girl puppet has some creepy realistic eyes.
It can’t be a :wang:it must be a wee-wee.
its not another picture of pam anderson is it?if you find that hep.c fake boob skank so hot maybe you should date her i dont know what you men yada,yada,yada,yada
that doll gave me a serious case of the creeps
Anyone else notice how the guy kind of resembles JFK?
A “Do Not Enter” sign?
A “Sperm Away” patch?
a beer?
“Will you please get serious and quit acting like George Bush at a G8 Summit!”
Hahah! Good one, Dennis…
A “This Way” arrow pointing to my ass ? Why how thoughtful!
“Booger.”
Is it just me, or does anyone else see a resembleance to JFK and Bette Davis?
um sweety heart why did you nut again on my flippin back now we gotta TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER!um do it again.
:wang:hope u can do this all night….. 
Trust me what I have behind me will send shivers down your spine….
NOOOO!!! WE CAN’T HAVE ANY MORE SEX!!! WE ARE ALL OUT OF CONDOMS.