Caption Time #126
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
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Young Serafina begins the final approach to snatch the heart out of her younger, prettier, attention-stealing sister
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My mind to your mind or however the hell that damned Vulcan mind meld dealie works…
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Which is it gonna be, lil sis, the heart or do i crush your trachea?
Little Susie tries Voodoo for the first time…..
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It puts the lotion on its skin……
Light as a feather, stiff as a board……..
Little Betsy wets-her-self got really old…..REALLY fast……
“The voodoo doll of my little brother is finally complete! Now, to stick that bottle where the sun don’t shine…”
If God is anywhere here in California, I haven’t seen him yet.
The daughter of the Evil Priest of Kali from ‘Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom’ practices her ‘ripping out the heart’ trick…
At age four young shateiqwa begins prepairing for motherhood , after all its only eight years away . [ Okay people dont hate me its the babys having babys thing ]
Dave whats a Flitch ?
I’m compelled to say…
“Rise! and yo shall be healed muh sista”
Little Laverne shows her Michael Jordan doll how to dunk.
On the count of three I am going to use my ninja powers forcing my hand through the cavity of your chest and ripping your heart out whilst it is still beating… (Yes I watch too many horror films)
Little puppet made of plastic, awake. The gift of life is thine.
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Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique!
- “Yessss, Masssster, I shall get the braaaaiiin for you…”
- Young Abbey loves her new “My First Exorcism” Doll and playset. (Comes complete with bowl for catching all that wonderful pea soup!)
- “Good evening, Clarice”
- Sadly, the Jedi Mind Trick does not work on plastics.
“The switch thrown as raw lightening arcs down the line; violent, consuming the cold form upon the table. Within moments, the power is diminished. By the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open; it breathed hard, and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs…”
i shall smother the little doll .. how dare my parents call it cute … OMLY IM CUTE!!!!! >.
Sex Ed is startin kinda young any more isn’t it?
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ARISE SUSY ARISE!!! BWHAHAHAHAH
“The Antichrist has arrived as expected and is now in training”
“First you hold the trachea shut, then compress the chest like this…”
“Davezilla reveals the real reason he joined the Serafina tribe, to expose the horrible training methods used to teach the young to kill at an early age.”
“I swear mommy it was SIDS! ”
Did she flitch that doll, Dave?…. Has she been flitched!?!!…..Dave, you flitcher!!!….. Have I been flitched??!………..I’m so confused…………..FLITCH U, DAVE!!$%&*#$@*^
hush little baby dont you cry
momma’s gonna smother you then you die
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ahahahahahahhhhaaaaa
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If the pillow don’t do the trick, Momma gonna beat you with a stick…..
(can’t focus - I keep paging back to photos of mandy. Oh, Mandy, you came and you gave without taking…)
“Don’t you dare move bitch”
“Wow! Feed her chili, and you really can feel the baby farts!”
Ya know, it seems to me that she might be wondering if the doll’s cute little outfit will fit her. “I might wear a children’s size small, but I still feel fat!”
Forgive me; I just finished watching Project Runway.
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Was that from the kid to the doll, or from the parent with the camera to the kid?
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Honestly, it could be both…….but……….it fits with the girl’s face…….