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You-Know-Who and her sister
I had no idea Voldemort’s ass was so fine.
Elmo tired……no more fatties on elmos lap……
the fat one, she’s the only blonde.
First of all … DAMN
And where can i get a giant red velour encounter suit like that one?
It’s the coffee pot, it is not like the other watchamacallits.
“Look, Linus! It’s the Great Pumpkin!”
Way to go, Mandy! You look hot! If only I looked that good in a bikini…
Hey the guy in the red suit only stands out because the other two have no fasion sense, green t-shirts and khaki trousers come on
Damn, I missed the picture link, back in a sec…
Hubba hubba!
Someone has been a very naughty girl and needs a spanking…
It’s the woman with the aqua apron; you know, the one nearest the apparition of Jesus donning a full-face respirator in the upper left corner of the pic.
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I always need a spanking
- Tough times for Starbucks and Sesame Street forced a latte maker and Elmo into unemployment.
- Blair Witch 4 “Okay, Elmo, face the wall!”
- “Anyone seen a 6 foot tall man dressed completely in red felt? Anyone? Anywhere?”
- Time for another rousing edition of “Who’s got the strangest ass?”
Oh, wait… this isn’t caption time… Oh well, sorry, Dave, I broke the rules.
These two gals are joining the BSD demon to audition as booth babes at the next COMDEX. As soon as they find his tail.
Bravo Mandy, good sport. You’re obviously not one to make idle promisses.
I do declare, that is one firm rump. I bet you could hit it with a tuning fork.
Great job Mandy! It’s easy to see why you’d be happy to share if you look that good in a bikini. I can’t wait to see what more of the guys say.
I hereby promise all of you readers that I will never have Davezilla post pictures of me in a Speedo. Nobody needs to see that.
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Copy that.
Elmo… he’s the only naked one in the picture.
Six foot tall man in a silly suit. Are they remaking Donnie Darko?
Oh Mandy. When are we getting married?
:wang: 
Another successful trip to Starbucks for the davester. Can you picture Dave all in white with the big red um er what ever it is?
Oh and I think you have a misspelling, Special Bonus Link, should be, “Special Boner Link” no?
She who must not be named is clearly not like the others!
I would make a comparable promise… but it is too late. Me in a speedo… *sigh* good times.
But Merth. You’re a wrestler. You live in a Speedo.
Now how am I going to explane the tungue tracks all over the monitor to my wife ?
Mandy YOU DA WOMEN Braaaaaavooooooo !!!
Shwing.
Oh yeah one of these things , umm its the green apron right , oh crap I dont know I’m going to see if I can find differnt things in Mandy’s pics. WOO HOO
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And what a tune it would sing…
Never in my life have I ever wanted so much to be a tuning fork…
(on knees, bowing…) All hail Mandy, Queen of the Thong!
Oh yeah, the topic… ummmm… errrrrrrrr Forget the Topic Wouldn’t it kinda pale in comparison to the real item of interest like who ever the scrubs are who open for AC/DC?
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Perhaps that tune would be “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas? They certainly are some very lovely lady lumps.
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Tuning fork?
Darn, and here I wa hoping for an open handed spanking. 
How do we know it was Mandy? Huh??? (think this’ll get another set o’ photos guys?)
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i think anybody would be glad to slap your ass.
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Good point , why are the heads out of view ???
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What about next year? Maybe then you can have your picture taken (albeit in a white Speedo.)
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After next May, I can wear colors again. Speedos,
Wouldn’t you rather see a nice pair of boxers?
I’d be glad to give her the spanking…. I have the implements
P.S. Mandy. You have a beautiful body. Thanks for sharing… sis too ! :}
hey, dave, you ever think of setting up like, ‘ZillaChat’ or something?
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I had one for a long time, but only about 10 or 12 readers ever used it. If enough of you want it, I can set it back up again rather quickly.
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Sure! Who’s fighting in the main event? oh yah… sorry, wrong boxers…
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Some guys will tell you that the faces aren’t important and they don’t remember them anyway…
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I spanked all over your pics, several times, if that helps?!?!!......
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After spanking Mandy, I’d luv 2 discuss it!! Count me in, Dave!!
I spaced and I didn’t check the site yesterday………and I think I may have died and gone to thong heaven……..thank you VERY MUCH Mandy……that has brightened up my very shitty week…………….and I was right, beauty at it’s finest……
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And as for the open handed spanking……sign me up for that……er….to do that……
Now only if I could get a copy of the middle two pics WITHOUT the arm in the way………..(if you ever would want to do something that nice for me, you can find my email on my site)……….wishful thinking…………….now back to the week from hell…….
Mandy, I wasn’t sure before, but I know now that I am in love with you! You are one cool chick. Thanks for the “uplifting” photos! You RAWK!
Mandy you give me the boner.
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You are all underwear hotness and lickety-chickety.
Mandy; I’m not into spanking other women, but I sure would like to try on you! X-L-nt pics!!
