Complete this Sentence #34

17 July, 2006 Latest: Penguin Pete, astroknut, joeho, Duker, a,

“If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to _______ my _______.”

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  • Link of the Day: Pug Bowling, link via Larfus
  • Today is: National Peach Ice Cream Day

70 comments:

  1. Meagan, 17, July 2006, 1:17 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to soak my bra and freeze it just so I can cool down and stop sweating.

    Then later, I’ll try bowling with my sister’s seven-month old puggle. :P

     
  2. jenni_marie, 17, July 2006, 2:30 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to shave my husband’s back… so he won’t melt. :-| :P

     
  3. Spud, 17, July 2006, 2:43 |  
    Spud

    It’s 12°C here, raining, a typical dreary sort of winters afternoon.

    Just thought I’d share that with you lot who live on top of the planet.

    :geek:

     
  4. Irish, 17, July 2006, 2:56 |  

    The pug bowling link was AWESOME! Serves her right!
    :twisted:

     
  5. Drusky, 17, July 2006, 3:17 |  

    [Comment ID #70635 will be quoted here]
    Between Meagan’s post and the pug bowling, my concentration’s totally blown… Must regroup… let’s see… Pugs and cold :boob: :boob:’s… Nope. You just can’t top that… :twisted: :lol:

     
  6. Night Queen Zoharath, 17, July 2006, 3:58 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today,(especially here in Florida) I’ll have to peel off my skin! :lol:

     
  7. Master Solace, 17, July 2006, 4:27 |  
    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #70635 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #70651 will be quoted here]

    I had a really good one to put in my comment, but thanks to the lovely Meagan, I can’t for life of me remember what in the blue hell I was going to do with it……….I’m suddenly thinking about some very bad things……..or good ones depending on how you want to think about it……….and they have something to do with these :boob: :boob:………….

    I second that big time Drusky………… :twisted:

     
  8. Lung the Younger, 17, July 2006, 6:18 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to publicly air (among other things) my grievances.

     
  9. Mandy, 17, July 2006, 6:57 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to wear mybikini to work. :thong:

     
  10. Mandy, 17, July 2006, 6:59 |  
    Mandy

    Oops :wtf: my bikini is two words. Stop the blonde jokes, please. :oops:

     
  11. TIA, 17, July 2006, 8:56 |  

    freeze my wig so my brain won’t fry :lol:

     
  12. Patrick, 17, July 2006, 9:09 |  

    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to buy boots for my ghila monster.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to mow at midnight.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to freeze dry my nuts.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to break out my asbestos undies.
    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to-I can’t think of anymore. IT’S TOO HOT!

     
  13. Eric W., 17, July 2006, 9:42 |  

    If it gets any hotter today, I’ll have to don my zebra speedo (and frighten the children at the park). :???:

     
  14. junkman, 17, July 2006, 10:07 |  

    if it gets any hotter today i’ll have to dowse my wand.

    take the pug-heads bowling, take them bowling…..

    mmmmmm. peach ice creammmmm.

     
  15. kok-a-doodle-doo, 17, July 2006, 10:19 |  

    if its gets ne hotter in da uk 2day, i’ll hav 2 wear a jumper.

    kl site. who r all of u ppl? wats wit all da :boob: :wang: :boob: and :twisted: :limp: :puke:

     
  16. franklito, 17, July 2006, 10:19 |  

    if it gets any hotter today ill have to take the day of :P

     
  17. mikeB, 17, July 2006, 10:23 |  
    mikeB

    [Comment ID #70681 will be quoted here]

    If Mandy’s comments get any hotter out today, I’ll have to make a run to the bathroom :wang:

     
  18. Rachel, 17, July 2006, 11:58 |  

    :kiss: :boob: :boob:
    :thong: “If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to cover my body in peach ice cream!”

     
  19. Jack, 17, July 2006, 12:15 |  

    If it gets any hotter I’ll have to lick peach ice cream off Rachae :wang: :wang:

     
  20. Mandy, 17, July 2006, 12:47 |  
    Mandy

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    Dessert will be served on the Promenade Lounge. We’re having Rachel a la mode. :boob:

     
  21. Master Solace, 17, July 2006, 12:56 |  
    Master Solace

    Between Meagan’s wet and cold bra…..Mandy and her swimwear to work…..and Rachel and the peach ice cream ALL over her body………if it gets any hotter out today(or in here for that matter), I’ll have to remove my inhibitions………….

    Yay…..no self-control………..

     
  22. jeffro, 17, July 2006, 13:22 |  

    SCHWING!!!

     
  23. Myra, 17, July 2006, 14:07 |  

    If it gets any hotter today I’ll have to ice my ass! Doesn’t that sound refreshing? :wtf:

     
  24. evilmister, 17, July 2006, 14:17 |  

    if it gets any hotter today, i’ll have to wear my speedo to the Kwik-E-Mart

    :wtf:

     
  25. carol, 17, July 2006, 14:40 |  

    if it gets any hotter i will have to put ice in my pantys :lol: :

     
  26. Mandy, 17, July 2006, 15:03 |  
    Mandy

    [Comment ID #70722 will be quoted here]

    Sexy!

    btw. I am home from work and sitting in my bikini. thought you boys would like to know. :thong:

     
  27. Lace Valentine, 17, July 2006, 15:29 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to share my cool with humanity.

    :twisted:

     
  28. mikeme, 17, July 2006, 16:18 |  

    If it gets any hotter, I’ll have to defrost my freezer in the nude! 8)

     
  29. Meagan, 17, July 2006, 16:18 |  

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    If it gets any hotter outside today, we’ll all have a wet t-shirt contest just to see how long you can last before losing control.

     
  30. mikeme, 17, July 2006, 16:21 |  

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    Not only would we like to know, we would like to see! :wang: :twisted:

     
  31. Mandy, 17, July 2006, 16:42 |  
    Mandy

    [Comment ID #70730 will be quoted here]

    If Dave will post it, I will send one (or two) :kiss:

     
  32. evilmister, 17, July 2006, 16:44 |  

    GAHHHHH :wang: :boob: :boob: :wang:

     
  33. Spud, 17, July 2006, 17:37 |  
    Spud

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    That’s what I’m talking aboot!

    :geek:

     
  34. mikeme, 17, July 2006, 17:49 |  

    Kudos to Mandy!

     
  35. dougieace, 17, July 2006, 18:01 |  

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    dammit dave post,post

     
  36. Davezilla, 17, July 2006, 18:09 |  
    Davezilla

    Damn, I have one busy day at work and you all go crazy! :wtf: If I get at least 10 people (including some women) wanting to see Mandy, then I will post whatever she sends me.

     
  37. Marcus, 17, July 2006, 19:32 |  

    God will have to resign. :wtf:

     
  38. mikeB, 17, July 2006, 19:33 |  
    mikeB

    Put me down for 17 votes, Dave :wang:

     
  39. Driver, 17, July 2006, 19:40 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today , I’ll have to stop daydreaming about Mandy :wang:

    COME ON GALS LETS HEAR IT FOR MANDY

    And nobody gives me a treat when I bowl :sad:

     
  40. ariel, 17, July 2006, 19:41 |  

    girl vote. . .should count as two because im awesome

     
  41. FISH, 17, July 2006, 19:51 |  

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    FRO :boob: :wang: :boob:ZEN

     
  42. mikeB, 17, July 2006, 21:07 |  
    mikeB

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    Do we get to see you in a bikini too, Ariel? :twisted:

     
  43. Amber, 17, July 2006, 21:17 |  

    lets see mandy!!! ( for the boys since it’s so hott outside make em happy!)
    :wang:

     
  44. Drusky, 17, July 2006, 21:27 |  

    [Comment ID #70733 will be quoted here]

    You’re a trooper, Mandy. Taking one (or two) for the boys is so noble… But why stop at two? Maybe it’s like Lay’s Potato Chips. Betcha can’t stop at one Picture…
    :P Can you imagine the voter turn out if you had incentive like that?!?!?

    Wet bras, bikini’s, peach flavored ice cream body coverings, iced panties… Ahhhhh… What was the topic of this post again? Who Cares! Dave, if you don’t have a hall of fame for topics with kick-butt posts, it’s time to start with this one… :twisted: :lol:

     
  45. Drusky, 17, July 2006, 21:29 |  

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    How awsome is that? Even the other ladies want to vote yes… Damn, I love America!

    :mrgreen:

     
  46. Pappy, 17, July 2006, 21:56 |  

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    We’re only voting yes because it’s funny to listen to you guys. :P

     
  47. Poison Girl!!, 17, July 2006, 22:09 |  

    :oops: when did this become softpornzilla?? :lol: Girl vote for mandy!!! She’s got way more balls than me(or would that be :boob: :boob:) :o

     
  48. elektra, 17, July 2006, 22:27 |  

    not me, I really wanna see. :lol:

     
  49. Flash Gordon, 17, July 2006, 22:35 |  

    Please, oh pretty please, Mandy, send ‘em on. Dave, please post them!
    Excuse me, my tongue was hanging out so far I performed fellatio on
    myself! :thong: :boob: :boob: :kiss: :twisted: :evil: :wang: :wang:

     
  50. Tina Marie, 17, July 2006, 22:44 |  
    Tina Marie

    [Comment ID #70718 will be quoted here]

    YES! I was thinking I would have to freeze my panties so that I could keep my sorry ass from melting, but your idea works just as well.

     
  51. Tina Marie, 17, July 2006, 22:47 |  
    Tina Marie

    p.s. Dave, post ‘em. If Mandy is generous enough to share her :boob: :undies: :boob: with the world, then God bless (her every one!)

     
  52. Master Solace, 17, July 2006, 22:49 |  
    Master Solace

    I would pick a few of the comments posted, but there are way too many the I want to………..so I have only one thing to say………….

    MANDY HAS ONE HUGE VOTE FROM ME

    Or two or three……or however as many as it takes to get that post to happen…… :twisted:

     
  53. Master Solace, 17, July 2006, 22:51 |  
    Master Solace

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    It wouldn’t be too long…..any of you or ALL of you………. :boob: :boob: :wang: :twisted:

     
  54. NuggetMaven, 17, July 2006, 23:10 |  

    If it gets any hotter today, I’ll have to stick a tampon in my belly button and a light days panty liner between my titties to soak up all the sweat. :mrgreen: :lol: :wtf: :!: :) :boob: :D :oops: :P :roll: :undies:

     
  55. evilmister, 18, July 2006, 0:16 |  

    oh … my … effing … god … nuggetmaven … just … oh … :limp: :puke: hee hee that was nasty.

     
  56. Wendyfb, 18, July 2006, 0:38 |  

    I vote for Mandy. A thank you in advance. Always good to see a beautiful women willing to share among friends :lol:

     
  57. Spud, 18, July 2006, 2:19 |  
    Spud

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    Ah, it’s kinda been like that for as long as I remember…

    :geek:

     
  58. Esther, 18, July 2006, 2:52 |  

    Mandy’s ass? Sure! :kiss:

     
  59. Arthur Chaparyan, 18, July 2006, 3:27 |  

    If it gets any hotter out today, I’ll have to eat my fish assholes

     
  60. Amanda B., 18, July 2006, 6:25 |  

    I vote for Mandy!!!! U go Gurl! :kiss:

     
  61. Davezilla, 18, July 2006, 7:15 |  
    Davezilla

    I think more votes came from women this time. Hawt.

     
  62. Peaches, 18, July 2006, 8:04 |  

    Can’t my vote! I like looking at sexy women too!

     
  63. Peaches, 18, July 2006, 8:04 |  

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    That was hilarious!!

     
  64. Patrick, 18, July 2006, 8:38 |  

    re: Mandy’s offer- Put a halter on the puppies and take them for a walk!! :wang:

     
  65. Penguin Pete, 18, July 2006, 9:14 |  

    If it gets any hotter, I’ll have to hose down the Davezilla-readers!
    One horny bunch in here…

     
  66. astroknut, 18, July 2006, 13:16 |  
    astroknut

    I want to lick up some peach ice cream, and cast a couple of dozen votes for Mandy! :wang: :wang: :boob: :boob: :P

     
  67. joeho, 18, July 2006, 17:46 |  

    I’m from Chicago - put me down for say 5 votes for Many’s :boob: and :undies: shots!

     
  68. Drusky, 18, July 2006, 20:49 |  

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    Halter? I prefer my things free range

    :P

     
  69. Duker, 19, July 2006, 15:35 |  

    OK Mandy, let’s have a look at the cookie now……stop teasing…….are you done with her pics yet, Dave? Clean up & start posting already!!!!GEEZ!!!

     
  70. a, 20, July 2006, 11:22 |  

    shit my pants?