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Take me home, Jeeves…
The ATV of the rodent world….
Don’t pay the ferryman till he gets you to the other side.
Mariah fears the pickle? Maybe she just hasn’t met the right pickle
Looks like a picture menu for a South American restaurant…
“Looks like a picture menu for a South American restaurant…” now that made me chuckle.
Mouse: “Don’t fear the size of my pickle, baby. I love you, you know I do.”
toad taxi service ^.^
Frog: ‘My boyfriend says it’s a mink’.
Trust me…I’m a vegitarian.
A love that knows no boundaries.
“Row Row Row your toad…”
“Ain’t no princes here baby …”
“Ya gotta have faith…”
Original caption was, “Don’t be hatin’ on my new ride, bitches…”
Extreme leapfrog.
I won’t sting you like that stupid scorpion did, I PROMISE .
[Comment ID #70074 will be quoted here] Thank you, now I can’t get that stupid song out of my head!!!
I’ve heard of “raining cats and dogs”. I’ve even heard of “toad strangler” rain. Is this some sort of tear-your-heart-out Katrina FEMA relief fund poster? “It rained so hard and so much even the rats needed relief. So the toads pitched in. God bless ‘em”.
I LOVE PICKLES!!!
Lima beans scare the hell outta me tho
“Noah apparently was blind.”
” I knew i shouldve paid extra for the turtle, this sure is a bumpy ride, at least i get good mileage.”
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I love that song. ^_^ But what is there to be afraid of about pickles? What a weirdo..
“Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride at EuroDisney”
“Toady brings his wireless mouse to the local Starbucks”
“Mousy discovers how deep the frog pond is (knee-deep, knee-deep)”
“Anybody wanna go muskie fishing? I got the bait right here.”
“Who says mixed marriages don’t work?”
“You don’t look anything like your photo on MySpace”
Whatever get you through the night
I’m guessing her mother was assaulted by a large Claussen when she was pregnant
Afraid of pickles? What kind of stupid shit is that? It’s not like they are going to get up and chase her. Snakes, rats, spiders - stuff that that can move and chase you, bite you, that makes sense. Even heights. I’ve heard some strange things but this is the most ridiculous. What if she gets pregnant and craves them? Guess she’d be in trouble then….
i wonder what their offspring will look like….
It’s not so bad. I know of some toads that have moles on their backs ….
and goddammit, if i go into the restauraunt were that ridiculous girl works, and i want a pickle, she’d damn well better go get it.
OMG!!!! ITS A PICKLE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!
IT MIGHT. . . . . ummmmmm :???:. . . smell funny
why the hell would you be that afraid of a pickle
what will the pickle do to you???????
Damn, how drunk did I get last night? I thought I went to bed with Minnie Mouse, but I woke up with Timmy the Toad!
And to your right is the Statue of Liberty, to your left is Ellis Island… coming up…..
“i hope my friends dont hear about this”
That stupid ass broad is faking it just to get on tv I bet , but if she’s not what restaraunt owner any where near being in thier right mind would give her a job ?
Toad back rubs , swamp calls cost extra !
That better be water draining off your fur, running down my back.
“how much to hamelin?” (the pied piper town)
You know, I really felt sorry for the girl with the pickle phobia. ‘Cause really, if she’s so deathly afraid of pickles, I just wonder how she’s going to deal with
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THE WINNER !!!
Lemmiwinks & the Frog Prince hookin’ up!
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I had to clean up that Big Red again…….that is a very good point……and it leaves you think maybe if something like this
or maybe even this 
is what got her afriad of pickles in the first place….. 
Would their babies be “frouses” or “mogs”?
Mouse: “Can I get a ride?”
Frog: “Sure, hop on!”