In a perfect world…

Posted by Davezilla 7 July, 2006 Latest: Flash Gordon, Driver, Penguin Pete, cronewynd, Ms Puppet Launcher,

In a perfect world

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25 comments:

  1. Zinta, 7, July 2006, 0:50 |  

    Come on.. that can’t be a real sign.. can it?

     
  2. Drusky, 7, July 2006, 0:56 |  

    I wish that it was… BUT if you follow the link on the sign, the reality is exposed….
    I’ll still ask, tho… Hey Dave, what standing does your religion take reguarding hummer drivers, clowns, mimes, and garden gnomes? :lol:

     
  3. Drusky, 7, July 2006, 1:00 |  

    That link is pretty cool… It might be even better with the assistance of some mood altering substance, but I’ll never know… :lol:

     
  4. Meagan, 7, July 2006, 2:07 |  

    The Travelocity gnome better hide!

     
  5. Irish, 7, July 2006, 2:08 |  

    NOT THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!!! NO!!!! :lol:

     
  6. Lung the Younger, 7, July 2006, 2:55 |  

    You can just imagine a mute republican seeing that sign while driving back from the garden center and pissing all over his fine leather upholstery.

     
  7. Anna, 7, July 2006, 3:01 |  

    God should also strike people who dress their dogs in Batman costumes and people who put their dogs on http://www.beedogs.com

     
  8. AMANDA B., 7, July 2006, 6:47 |  

    OMG! beedogs…WTF?! :wtf:

     
  9. bhamm, 7, July 2006, 7:49 |  

    “And the Lord, He gazed down upon mankind and saw the false idols they had created. The Lord then smote all Hummers, mimes, clowns, and garden gnomes. The people cried out “Why Lord, why?” The Lord did smile, then produce a roll of Mentos.
    The people cheered.”

     
  10. JFLY, 7, July 2006, 7:54 |  

    I wish my camera still worked! The church down the street from me is advertising Harley Davidsons on their sign…first thing I thought of was Davezilla…LOL

    Check the Di Vinci Code…I’m pretty sure on the eighth day, God said “Let em ride….” but it was edited from the Bible due to possible misinterpretations.

     
  11. Spud, 7, July 2006, 8:32 |  
    Spud

    Luxury
    Car
    Wash
    By hand

    Voted best hand job in town.

    :geek:

     
  12. Da Popster, 7, July 2006, 9:31 |  

    :puke:

     
  13. Irish, 7, July 2006, 11:38 |  

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    I actually looked at beedogs.com. What is the significance of the stupid bee costumes? My dog would bite me if I did that to him…… :wtf:

     
  14. Laurie, 7, July 2006, 12:32 |  

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm hummers i like hummers, oh wait are we talking the vehicle or the HUMMER….. mmmmmmm HUMMERS :lol:

     
  15. MrDoug, 7, July 2006, 12:37 |  

    Strike them? I really prefer when he Smote’s people.

    Now I have this image of a garden gnome dressed like a mime with that stupid look on his face driving a hummer through a shopping mall like the blues brothers while lightning bolts reign down from the sky….

     
  16. Nikki, 7, July 2006, 15:39 |  
    Nikki

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    I’d like to see that illustrated.

     
  17. mikeme, 7, July 2006, 16:13 |  

    I THINK THE fUNDAL

    i YHINK

    Born agains are really mental midgets with the I.Q of a fencepost. Garden Gnomes? Easy converts!!!

    :idea: :wtf: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

     
  18. mikeme, 7, July 2006, 16:15 |  

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    Sorry about the gibberish!

     
  19. Flash Gordon, 7, July 2006, 18:59 |  

    Don’t dis my Garden Gnomes or my pink yard flamingoes. BeeDogs
    my ass. Those clowns are really hard-up for something to do. :???: :roll: :geek: :wtf: :sad:

     
  20. Spud, 7, July 2006, 19:53 |  
    Spud

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    I too would like to see that image realised.

     
  21. Driver, 7, July 2006, 21:38 |  

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LAURIE !!!

     
  22. Penguin Pete, 7, July 2006, 22:16 |  

    And I quote:

    I actually looked at beedogs.com. What is the significance of the stupid bee costumes? My dog would bite me if I did that to him……

    Well, at least he wouldn’t sting you…

     
  23. cronewynd, 7, July 2006, 22:47 |  

    Beedogs???!!! that is a HUGE WTF!!! :wtf:

    Who in their right mind would DO that? or would devote that much BANDWIDTH to it?

    It has got to be against SOMEONE’s religion!

     
  24. Ms Puppet Launcher, 8, July 2006, 0:04 |  
    Ms Puppet Launcher

    Why won’t he strike Republicans while he’s at it? :twisted:

     
  25. Meagan, 8, July 2006, 2:08 |  

    Just imagine the horror if all the clowns were struck down by God. If kids thought clowns were scary in themselves, wait’ll they see the charred remains of Bozo, the clown mommy hired for the birthday party.

    Maybe God could even strike down Celine Dion too. :twisted: