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The “portions” are getting smaller. They will fit into the huggable urns too
But I don’t want to hug Daddy’s ashes.
Actually, I think hugging a loved one’s ashes is a lot less disturbing (and gross) than hugging a loved one’s stuffed corpse.
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And about the garnishes, I believe a sprig of parsley is a model’s entire diet.
Ah, parsley. I use it to give my mac ‘n’ cheese a little pizazz whenever I want to distract myself from the shadow of depression that lurks over me wherever I go. The ashes of my uncle Horace, a lumber jack who did a little bare knuckle boxing for fun, that now reside in a fluffy teddy bear bring no me no consolation, but parsley… it fixes everything. Yey parsley!
all of those look disgusting and that hugable ashes thing is kinda creeping me out
but then again i might just be a picky person 
whooo Mr Green
You just had to bring up fried chicken, didn’tcha?
Yeah, parsley’s fine from time to time.
But only if it’s transparent foam of parsley transversed by a crochet of plum tomato essence and served on a plate the size of a satellite dish.
http://augieland.blogs.com/augie_land/2006/05/el_bulli_444_im.html
Now you can really knock the stuffing out of Grandpa!
Ha, cool stuff. I’ve actually been holding back on a garnish-post for a few months, but now that you’ve broken the ice, I might go ahead and put it up. Thanks.
My favorite garnish is gravy!
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but they still have to take out the toothbrush…..gag…
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sry quoted the wrong one…
fuck.
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there we go.
zeke been smoking the parsley mahn….
I’ll have the lot with a side order of bucket.
fried chicken mashed potatos and seas of brown gravy and a dainty sprig of parsley and dandelion leaf sitting jauntily askew to the biscuit. and when you die from the coronary we’ll put you in a teddy bear. yikes
there are alot more things i would like to stuff up a lemons ass. i don’t see no goddam urns and my teddy smells like fried chicken.
I hate garnishes.. waste of space on the plate.
Hey.. the huggable Urn.. they should make a Teddy Ruxtpen version with the dead persons voice… you walk into a room and he says.. Have you hugged your (hame of dead relative) tonight? LOL.
Happy National Fried Chicken Day!
Fried chicken has got to be my absolute favorite food! Mmm, trans fat!
I figure every time I eat at KFC, I take a year off of my life. I’m gonna see if I can go there today. I think I’m down to 34 now….
Garnishes? Hell, can’t eat it, doesn’t taste good, why waste space on a plate ?
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*shudder*
Remember the Teddy Bear in AI? With that really creepy mellow voice, now THAT is what you need!
And who does not want to cuddle up with the ashes of the there only sibling at night who died a tragic death after a long battle with a horrible disease? You can almost hear the conversation…”Mom the stuffing is coming out of my teddy bear…” Oh don’t worry about it it’s just your dead sister…”
Tip of the day, be sure to pluck your chicken BEFORE you throw it in the deep fryer!
Women still like the ol’ cucumber!!!!!
My favorite garnish is a womans thighs
I love Fried Chicken but i couldnt put my dead grandma in teddy bear thats just creepy!
Main course - two pound Black Angus Ribeye steak bloody , one pound garlic butter shrimp ,- - Garnish - one pound baked potato smotherd in butter , sour cream , chives , bacon & chedder cheese ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ok, in the 1950’s picture, what is the gelatin -like - O -shaped stuff? It seriously looks liked garnished cat vomit to me!
That 2000 garnish aint no garnish its a rasberry , blueberry , strawberry mini pie desert … I’ll take four please .
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Garnish is EVIL!!!
Evil.. I tell you!
Run…run for your lives!!!!!!!
And Ferran Adria has a screw loose!
Southern favorite: filet of Possum garnished with a few sprigs of dogfennel
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and slathered in chicken fat. Yum!
I like the Garnish piece, Dave,. It only needs a little, ummm, embellishment.
Mom walking into room:”Look at this mess! What happened here?”
Kids: “It’s o.k., mommie! We were just having a pillow fight with daddy…”
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Huh?
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Thats just wrong!
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or one that when you hugged it, a little plastic or wax likeness of the person talking pop out of the top………….maybe that could be a bit too much……
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HELLS YEAH
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