One of these things is not like the other…
Archive for May, 2006
Have the movie theatre experience at home
- Pour Coke on the floor the previous night and allow to harden. Garnish with wads of chewing gum.
- Buy a DVD, but not the extended version.
- Make popcorn, but put all the butter on one side of the bowl.
- Set your cell phone to go off randomly throughout the film.
- Place an obstacle that is taller than you, directly in front of your seat.
- Throw popcorn at yourself.
- Leer at yourself and flirt shamelessly.
- Do not pause the DVD for bathroom breaks.
- Ask yourself outloud what is happening. Do this every ten minutes.
- Give away the ending to yourself.
With help from Nikki
What quote defines you?
I was thinking recently about my cat. If asked to define her using only someone else’s quotes, it would surely be, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
What quotes would you use to define yourself or your pets?
