Well, since they reproduce by cloning, you obviously only need one sex. However, if you insist:
UFO+DNA+pruning shears(-:wang:)=woman?
Spud, 31, May 2006, 1:37 |
Daisy Duke shorts + man = woman
Ace, 31, May 2006, 2:41 |
Pat Robertson lift a ton? Nah, not even if he had legs the size of tree trunks! Had it been Jack LaLanne I might have believed it. He swam form alcatraz island to fisherman’s warp towing a 1,000 pound boat, and he was 60 years old when he did it! That’ll show Pat!
But based on some new top secret highly scientific evidence, UFO + DNA = man! And all this time I thought they were made of frogs and snails and puppy dog tails. All lies! Jack can very well be exhibiting super human strength because he isn’t human at all! He might just be from a far off planet named Krypton, and related to a certain Jor-el.
I can only conclude that women are not made of sugar and and spice and everything nice. I think their formula goes a little sonething like this: UFO + DNA + Macaroon = Woman
Ace, 31, May 2006, 2:47 |
I should really edit. Sorry guys!
Anna, 31, May 2006, 3:10 |
Always thought they were from another planet (the planet :evil: :evil:)
And 2,000 pounds is impossible. I can do 1,100, but after about 10 reps, I feel like I might need to go to the hospital for a leg amputation…for both of my legs.
But I’ve always thought that Pat Robertson was full of something…those protein shakes that they talk about at the end of the article might not be completely protein rich…I detect fecal matter…….lots of it
I think all the pixels of scorn that Robertson has generated must add up to 2000 pounds by now. So, in a way…
franklito, 31, May 2006, 12:41 |
control issues + emotional instability + PMS + a need to be crazy + sexual attraction + big tits + nice ass + a dash of ditsy + a cup of bitchiness + beautiful skin + long legs + hypnotic abilities + ability to invade mans dreams + ability to arouse through touch + ability to tear down hopes and dreams + ability to make men fat + uncontrollable need to be center of attention + no hope for ever becoming reasonable + satisfaction out of makin man feel little + pound of clinginess + a gallon of fake tears + ability to make men stare + ability to make man fight + the ever needto change the sports channel to woman network + the power to make men miserable for all time + the ability to never be wrong + the ability to satisfy through sexual acts that over power mans pride and reasoning = my girl
Russell, 31, May 2006, 14:34 |
On May 31, 2006, franklito furiously scribbled:
control issues + emotional instability + PMS + a need to be crazy + sexual attraction + big tits + nice ass + a dash of ditsy + a cup of bitchiness + beautiful skin + long legs + hypnotic abilities + ability to invade mans dreams + ability to arouse through touch + ability to tear down hopes and dreams + ability to make men fat + uncontrollable need to be center of attention + no hope for ever becoming reasonable + satisfaction out of makin man feel little + pound of clinginess + a gallon of fake tears + ability to make men stare + ability to make man fight + the ever needto change the sports channel to woman network + the power to make men miserable for all time + the ability to never be wrong + the ability to satisfy through sexual acts that over power mans pride and reasoning = my girl
477 will be quoted here]
I think you forgot memory of an Elephant and the power to recall in an instant things you did 20 years ago and remember it like it was yesterday
Jeffro, 31, May 2006, 14:39 |
GOD + DNA + sand = Adam - Rib - grapes + = Woman.
The aliens just watched.
452 will be quoted here] Wrong formula. Man - commen sense -
+ nice :boob: + mans checkbook = women
Myra, 31, May 2006, 15:45 |
Pat Robertson is so full of it! This is almost as stupid as his claim that God talks directly to him about tsunamis, etc. The Terminator couldn’t lift 2,000 pounds so an elderly wimpy guy like Pat sure couldn’t do it. Since men are supposed to be from Mars and women from Venus maybe that formula is true for both. I think it’s men - common sense - basic communication skills - thoughtfulness - - = women
Pat Robertson = Self Righteous Pompous Assclown :wang:less Tool
I think that about covers it.
Patrick, 31, May 2006, 17:34 |
rael? Aren’t they the nutjobs (pun intended) who Bobbetized themselves in anticipation of the comet that was going to take them to Heaven? And another group if rael-heads committed mass suicide shortly thereafte?
Hooray for National Macaroon Day! Any opportunity to eat macaroons is welcomed. Me like macaroons! Macaroons, uuuuhhhhh! Sorry, my Homer Simpson imitation is a little rusty.
Pat Robertson is full of what the bull left in the barnyard. Just about every time he opens his mouth. What a pathetic dope. God is going to slap him silly when he gets there.
Flash Gordon, 31, May 2006, 18:02 |
He might not get there, Patrick! Just hearing that wangy voice chaps
my cheeks.
Woman + :wang: =man.
The thing about Robertson and his mighty lift that bothers me: Some poor old people are going to believe he actually lifted a ton — clearly a sign from God — and send the bastard the last of the rent money. And he’ll just ask for more.
That, my friends, it truly
Tina Marie, 31, May 2006, 19:20 |
The CBN Web site attributes Robertson’s energy in part to “his age-defying protein shake.”
Yeah. Uh huh. Sure.
Look, I’ve heard that Parkinson’s tremor that people get when they’re old called an awful lot of things, but “age defying protein shake” is not one of them. I think Mr. Robertson needs to get real, and maybe get a life, too.
Perfect! Now why didn’t I think of calling him an assclown?
scamper95, 31, May 2006, 19:41 |
On May 31, 2006, Myra furiously scribbled:
Pat Robertson is so full of it! This is almost as stupid as his claim that God talks directly to him about tsunamis, etc. The Terminator couldn’t lift 2,000 pounds so an elderly wimpy guy like Pat sure couldn’t do it. Since men are supposed to be from Mars and women from Venus maybe that formula is true for both. I think it’s men - common sense - basic communication skills - thoughtfulness - - = women
551 will be quoted here] Yep thats right, and said so well by a woman. Men - everything = woman.
Creelock, 31, May 2006, 21:03 |
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Well, since they reproduce by cloning, you obviously only need one sex. However, if you insist: UFO+DNA+pruning shears(-:wang:)=woman?
Daisy Duke shorts + man = woman
Pat Robertson lift a ton? Nah, not even if he had legs the size of tree trunks! Had it been Jack LaLanne I might have believed it. He swam form alcatraz island to fisherman’s warp towing a 1,000 pound boat, and he was 60 years old when he did it! That’ll show Pat! But based on some new top secret highly scientific evidence, UFO + DNA = man! And all this time I thought they were made of frogs and snails and puppy dog tails. All lies! Jack can very well be exhibiting super human strength because he isn’t human at all! He might just be from a far off planet named Krypton, and related to a certain Jor-el. I can only conclude that women are not made of sugar and and spice and everything nice. I think their formula goes a little sonething like this: UFO + DNA + Macaroon = Woman
I should really edit. Sorry guys!
Always thought they were from another planet (the planet
:evil: :evil:)
Who said anything about editing?…it was good
And 2,000 pounds is impossible. I can do 1,100, but after about 10 reps, I feel like I might need to go to the hospital for a leg amputation…for both of my legs.
But I’ve always thought that Pat Robertson was full of something…those protein shakes that they talk about at the end of the article might not be completely protein rich…I detect fecal matter…….lots of it
Don’t hurt me, it’s just my opinion…..
Man + LSD = UFO
“Scotty, I need more power.”
“Ah cannah, Cap’n. It’s just a minivan!”
i think master solace is on to something. this is not about the lifting just a bad case of the grunties. :?:
Maybe Scotty should offer him one of Pat’s crap…er…protein shakes….
Man - Logic - Emotional Stability = Woman
(UFO +DNA) + (:boob: :boob:+ :undies:)(PURE :evil:) = WOMAN
MAN + COMMON SENSE = WOMAN
I think all the pixels of scorn that Robertson has generated must add up to 2000 pounds by now. So, in a way…
control issues + emotional instability + PMS + a need to be crazy + sexual attraction + big tits + nice ass + a dash of ditsy + a cup of bitchiness + beautiful skin + long legs + hypnotic abilities + ability to invade mans dreams + ability to arouse through touch + ability to tear down hopes and dreams + ability to make men fat + uncontrollable need to be center of attention + no hope for ever becoming reasonable + satisfaction out of makin man feel little + pound of clinginess + a gallon of fake tears + ability to make men stare + ability to make man fight + the ever needto change the sports channel to woman network + the power to make men miserable for all time + the ability to never be wrong + the ability to satisfy through sexual acts that over power mans pride and reasoning = my girl
I think you forgot memory of an Elephant and the power to recall in an instant things you did 20 years ago and remember it like it was yesterday
GOD + DNA + sand = Adam - Rib - grapes +
= Woman.
The aliens just watched.
Pat Robertson is so full of it! This is almost as stupid as his claim that God talks directly to him about tsunamis, etc. The Terminator couldn’t lift 2,000 pounds so an elderly wimpy guy like Pat sure couldn’t do it. Since men are supposed to be from Mars and women from Venus maybe that formula is true for both. I think it’s men - common sense - basic communication skills - thoughtfulness -
- 
= women
TMNT + TNA = April O’ Neil, Channel 6 News
Pat Robertson = Self Righteous Pompous Assclown :wang:less Tool
I think that about covers it.
rael? Aren’t they the nutjobs (pun intended) who Bobbetized themselves in anticipation of the comet that was going to take them to Heaven? And another group if rael-heads committed mass suicide shortly thereafte? Hooray for National Macaroon Day! Any opportunity to eat macaroons is welcomed. Me like macaroons! Macaroons, uuuuhhhhh! Sorry, my Homer Simpson imitation is a little rusty. Pat Robertson is full of what the bull left in the barnyard. Just about every time he opens his mouth. What a pathetic dope. God is going to slap him silly when he gets there.
He might not get there, Patrick! Just hearing that wangy voice chaps my cheeks. Woman +
:wang: =man. 
Right on, sister!
The thing about Robertson and his mighty lift that bothers me: Some poor old people are going to believe he actually lifted a ton — clearly a sign from God — and send the bastard the last of the rent money. And he’ll just ask for more.
That, my friends, it truly
The CBN Web site attributes Robertson’s energy in part to “his age-defying protein shake.”
Yeah. Uh huh. Sure.
Look, I’ve heard that Parkinson’s tremor that people get when they’re old called an awful lot of things, but “age defying protein shake” is not one of them. I think Mr. Robertson needs to get real, and maybe get a life, too.
Perfect! Now why didn’t I think of calling him an assclown?
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