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Two hookers interpretively dance The Wizard of Oz at their favorite mall.
Miss Indiana 1957 just farted and blew away the opposition…
Just what is this world coming to when people leave perfectly good prostitutes lying around in the street? or “No, I didn’t borrow your blue panties. See, I’m wearing my red ones…” or “Janika and Lydia, having a slow night, decided to see who could fart themselves across a newly waxed floor first…”
..and then at a very awkward moment, the accumulated pressures of professional tennis and all those years of steroid abuse finally caught up on the Williams sisters…..
Baltimore town officials were forced to act to make the “don’t step on the cracks” competition more challenging.
I can’t think of a good one right now…so………..
l be quoted here]we have a winner
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t find my underwear. Nice butt through
Quick! Someone call the fashion police! (Not to mention the Department of Bad Parenting.)
OH MY! THIS EXPLAINS WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
Krumping (also clown dancing or clowning) is a fast growing style of hip hop dance. It originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California and is the newest form of the “Urban” Black dance movement. It is free, expressive and highly energetic.
Pull your skirts down please.(and i don’t mean that in the sexual sense, more like, cover that shit up sort of thing)
:puke: 
No such thing as gravity; the earth sucks ….. and so does your fashion sense.
Oh boy mall hooker shuffle board
Word.
and balancing ability after one too many tequila shots! One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
I can’t get over the strawberry shortcake purse.
Damn, that’s the last time we go to a hood style hoedown. Damn underpants gnomes stole my thongs again.
:undies: Boomshika, you wake….why your legs open like that…you didn’t!!!! You tramp!!!
Seriously, you made me snort I laughed so hard.
Just another case of HO BINGO.
I gotta agree with Craig on this one.
Hooker-quake
Crack down on drugs
Dave, did you take this photo yourself? I’m really hoping you tell us “the rest of the story”…
This was taken right after Dave showed up naked at the mall.
Are you sure that the one with no panties on hasn’t got herself stuck to the hard floor? Like those little toy frogs you get that you push down and they create a suction and you all wait patiently for it to pop-up again..
Here lie two victims of the latest walk-by mall hooker shooting…and the one in the back is reaching toward the light……
The new Olympic Winter Game sport , ” Booty Curling” ?
A whole new meaning to HO DOWN!
Wreck of the Whoree Dorie.
At least one of them is in the missionary position! Dang!
here tiz!!!!!! here tiz!!!!!!!!
Dat ho there don stole my thong! Git back here, bitch!
Ok, Wanda, those FBI fellas are pretty damn smart so the only way we are going to get out if here is to lay down some snail tracks to throw off the feds. So turn over and start sliding.
Why they gotta be from Indiana?
Ok, I have my caption!!!
“What’s the world coming to when someone leaves a perfectly good hooker on the floor?”