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Believe me, Ermaline, nobody’s gonna notice that little tabacca stain on your Jeff Gordon shirt.
Holy hell!!!
“Depends” displays their new style at the County Fair, for the “young at heart”.
The Horror The Horror The Horror
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in about 20 years.
Now that’s rough terrain!
I got out of bed because I couldn’t sleep, I felt ill. Then I saw that Picture and everything went Black, now I feel bad and I think i’m blind.
Good for her!! Go grandma go! She might not still got it, but she is gonna flaunt it. lol. I bet she makes one hell of a hash brownie. Mmmm. Yum. Brownies.
What kind of bike does she ride, I wonder!?!
I am going to become a professional body painter.
Well, so much for sleep. /goes to fridge and pops open a beer….
My eyes…MY eyes……..MY EYES…………….MY EYES………….
Dave….I have a feeling that God has nothing to do with the very terrifying sight………..
Maybe becoming a professional body painter might help heal me…
Miss Swamp Gator 1957 returns to the scene of the crime…
Oh my god! Im so turned on I think Im gonna PUKE!
:puke:
I think that’s a dude.
Girls Gone Wild the senior citizens first editon With 100% more wrinkles and its not just on the clothes anymore
damn that is nasty wonder if she is single ha ha ha
Outfit for rolling thunder this weekend!
Think I’m gonna hurl
and then have nightmares for a month
Mom?
it’s her unders for her assless chaps that her boy toy stole, he said he liked the way they made him feel, then he broke out singing prince… wow what a night
(Spewing milk thru nostrils….)
WHERE R THEY, THE COTTAGE CHEESE FESTIVAL IN BACKWWODS, TN?!
Zelda Rottencrotch, Miss Wisconsin Cottage Cheese Queen of 1921, does her part to promote the ever-fresh “got milk” campaign. Here she uses her femanine wiles to gain the attention of local farmer, Ned Doofus.
mikeB? Yeah, tha’s me. How do ya like me new body paint, huh? I tolds the artist I want nice lean bacon thighs and she hafta gimme cottage cheese thighs instead. Girl ain’t got a stinkin’ brain, I tell ya.
Now git.
Just in case you didn’t get a good enough look, there’s a booth selling binoculars in the rear.
uh…should re-phrase that.
I am waaaaay too young for all this horror. Was there a rating?
Proof that even when your tits have sagged to your hips, men will still not look you in the eye!! You GO, GRANNY!!!
:?:
Are those actually Daisy Dukes that she is wearing??? Well, in the words of Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich- “I think I look nice.” :D
I realize that this isn’t a Caption Time posting but…
Geez, and all Indy Car Racing can offer is Danica Patrick. I can see why nascar is so popular.
My god, if that’s just the toe, how big is the freakin’ camel?
If this wasn’t nascar, the celebrated home of virtuous American family values, I’d ravish you right here, right now.
I now understand why nascar has a car sponsored by Viagra.
Damn Dave I thought you at least some limits on what you posted. I’ll be sick all day
:puke:
I tried but I couldn’t get any further than this….
:???:…oh, how
mortifying. But the body painting revived me, especially the one with the
pussycat !
!
:wang:
God, that’s not from God, that’s the work of Satan :evil:. Shit, I won’t be sleeping for a while.
WTF!!!
Ya’ll a bunch of wimps! That’s some count! ain’t been out of the home but three weeks. It’s Prime Time!
And that’s what she gets for sitting on rolled up cyclone fencing…
Grandma couldn’t work the good corners anymore, but she still knew how to flaunt it at the biker show… except for this gentleman who has a tape measure in his hands to measure the
sag…
Anyone for cheesecake?
Here’s a terrifying thought: What if she’s naked and at the Body Painting Festival?
Oh, Mandy.
Damn, I need brain cleansing after that thought…
After I clear out my eyes, I may need someone to burn the images of that out of my mind….thanks alot Mandy……………..
OMFG!!!!! Nasty! Now I must vomit.
HOLY GRANDMOTHER OF GOD!!!!
:puke:
If that’s what she’s (not) wearing on her ass, don’t you wonder what she’s (not) got covering her chest that Farmer Brown is staring at.
And as for all of you who made rude comments about her body…it may not look good to most of us, but there are plenty of older biker guys out there who took one look at that picture and got major-league horny! Even old chicks get laid.
Grannies Gone Wild…the GILF Age!!!
Okay, that’s it…..