Naked Friday

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Someone somewhere is wondering right now why in the hell they just saw someone changing on a street corner.
I would think of a good one, but I am still somewhat tuned into this amazing hypno device….what was it again…I can’t seem to remember…….
She used to work in a fancy hotel and her clients were all classy businessmen but now she’s just another hooker on a street corner.
Link of the day: A group with too much time on their hands. The mild-mannered reporter couldn’t find a phone booth. This corner will just have to do!!
Where flashers hang their coat when they’re off-duty.
Billy tried to open a back-alley abortion clinic, but just couldent get his hands on the proper equpment.
I’ve really got to stop hanging around here…
Naked Friday? yay!
I will if you will, Dave! Let’s see some
Did I just see Mandy with an offer?……for the sake of all of us men, Dave take her up on it…only if she promises us that we can see pictures of the momentous occasion………..
:boob:………………………:twisted:
How do you wash that bra????
:boob: Looks like their intended clientele would want to wash off the stench of stale beer and desperation.
Mmmm Hypno-Bra good , must buy over priced drinks , must over tip scanky tittie dancer , must spend all the rent money , must go home pennyless . [ and alone ]
Naked Friday … just hangin out .
That hangar is too close to the runway!!!!
Aren’t half-exposed breasts already hypnotic enough to most men?
:boob:
No Quin half-exposed is only a distraction we need full view of at least one breast to be fully spellbound ….mmmm BOOBIE
Sorry to be the naysayer here, but if it were really Naked Friday, shouldn’t the hanger be covered with clothes?
No, Bjorn. You see, it is covered in clothes. Those are the Emperor’s new clothes. You can’t see them?
So the emperor is really naked? There’s a good story in this, if we can just work it out.
The Hypno-Bras look like they could star in a soft-porn version of TRON. (which could easily double-bill with the Da Kinki Code)
A wine-o’s closet.
or
Blame it on a mime. :P
THAT is funny!! Very funny!
I’m somewhat disappointed. I thought it said “hippo-bra”. I got all excited and clicked on the link only to see bling-bling boobies. Where’s my BBW?
Just wait, next will be the 3-D ‘Hypno-Jock’… It’ll be available in sizes ranging from Extra small to something that resembles the Christmas Tree at Rockafeller Square
(s) under? A) Caption Time B) Photo Fun or C) Pay-Per-View Streaming VideoHow about it, Dave? Willing to take one for the boys, errr, the site?
:D
The cardboard shelter is cozy, but the real attraction of this living space is the walk-in closet. Plus, if you sign the lease now, we can guarantee you reserved parking for your shopping basket.
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I don’t need no Hypno-Bra, I’ve been entrancing men with my boobs for years!
I hear ya, sister.
:boob:
You are under my command. You will buy me jewellery, yes, LOTS of jewellery! And Manolo Blahniks! Two pairs. No, wait, make it four!