Caption Time #114

25 May, 2006 Latest: wolfguy, Timm, Master Solace, Bry, jules,

Caption Time #114

Photo via Chicky

47 comments:

  1. Nikki, 25, May 2006, 4:49 |  

    Fighting for truth, justice, and whitest whites.

     
  2. Minnie, 25, May 2006, 4:56 |  

    [Comment ID #55473 will be quoted here]

    And missing socks, of course.

     
  3. Ace, 25, May 2006, 5:17 |  

    Super laundry! Super Doofus is fighting his arch nemisis: Grass and Coffee stains. If his super detergent can’t handle it he’s going to have to… BEAT the stains out!
    POW! UFF! GAF! ARG!

    Link: the Hoff soap dispencer is pretty cool, but that picture of him at the bottom… too gross!

     
  4. Spud, 25, May 2006, 5:51 |  
    Spud

    Green Lantern - The Middle Ages -

    :geek:

     
  5. Richard@Home, 25, May 2006, 6:34 |  

    Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime

     
  6. Pooh-san, 25, May 2006, 6:35 |  

    Let’s see here…If I drink this, will it kill me? And more importantly, will anyone care?

     
  7. bhamm, 25, May 2006, 7:47 |  

    - “Hey, this was the only thing I had left that was clean! Why do you think I’m doing laundry!?”

    - “Good thing I’m wearing this mask so that the detergent doesn’t recognize me.”

    - “I wonder how well this stuff works on velvet…”

    - (reading the label) ‘As used by Superman.’ “Hey! If it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for me!”

    - When comic book artists really struggle for ideas.

    - (For hardcore comic fans) Marvel’s new sales pitch… “Earth 617″. Laundry planet.

    Okay, okay, last one…
    - Hmmm… it says here it removes unsightly bulges from costumes… hmmm…

     
  8. Rob, 25, May 2006, 8:18 |  

    Training camp can be a difficult time for rookies at the Hall of Justice …

     
  9. Mjaz, 25, May 2006, 8:25 |  

    Wow.. SOMEONE has been carrying a huge gruge against David Hasselhoff for a while. Hello?? It’s kind of dorky to hate a “has-been” 10 years after he “last-was” :dead:

    Why do I have the distinct feeling that Captain Underpants up there, hates David Hasselhoff too?

     
  10. Bob, 25, May 2006, 8:49 |  

    Is the link and the caption photo a before and after of the great David Hasslehoff?

     
  11. Merth, 25, May 2006, 9:03 |  

    Super heroes among us - SWwwwweeeeeeet.

    :P

     
  12. Craig, 25, May 2006, 9:26 |  

    The Soapinator

     
  13. Nef, 25, May 2006, 11:03 |  

    I guess he really did need to do laundry.

     
  14. cbatdux, 25, May 2006, 11:26 |  

    Tom Waits trys to dress in something so he can be incognito amongst the regular folk….

     
  15. Britt, 25, May 2006, 11:49 |  

    LMAO, the Hoff “Hooked on a Feeling Video” : When Hoff’s career was taking a down fall his producers told him to stand in front of a blue screen and dance like ricky martin, he then believed they would turn him into some hot young guy underwater…. boy was he wrong “Hooked a feeling…. ooga ooga” :oops:

     
  16. Flash Gordon, 25, May 2006, 12:24 |  

    The Green Hornet on steroids. You’ll wonder where the yellow went
    when you brush your…..Oops! wrong product!
    Get it Hoff!!! :???: :evil:

     
  17. Coleman, 25, May 2006, 12:27 |  

    Laundry - The one thing they dont teach super heros these days in the Superhero Academy.

     
  18. Bjorn Freeh, 25, May 2006, 13:36 |  

    “For chocolate and kryptonite stains, pretreat for 20 minutes prior to wash cycle. Cold water only. Test for colorfastness.”

     
  19. Beaner, 25, May 2006, 13:55 |  

    Please, someone tell him to wash it in cold, I do NOT want that costume to shrink, I’m a married woman, i don’t need that kind of temptation! I love a man in uniform. :kiss:

     
  20. gwadzilla, 25, May 2006, 14:33 |  

    how is the battle with GODZILLA going?

    I think you can take him!

     
  21. scamper95, 25, May 2006, 15:15 |  
    scamper95

    Elvis in disguiss

     
  22. Mandy, 25, May 2006, 16:00 |  
    Mandy

    OMG what a hot bod. My :thong: is wet. :puke:

     
  23. Drusky, 25, May 2006, 16:10 |  

    Captain Laundry prepares for battle with the Lonely Maytag repairman…

    “To fight the good fight against the scum of the earth; Criminal scum, Murdering scum, Soap scum…”

    After his big battle with Master Solace, our hero needed a little extra bleaching action for the untidy whities… :lol:

    Sorry, Master S, but your title does make for a neat Super Villan title… :lol: :lol: :lol:

     
  24. Davezilla, 25, May 2006, 16:17 |  
    Davezilla

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    Long been over. I won. :D

     
  25. mikeme, 25, May 2006, 16:21 |  

    President Bush , in an effort to clean up his image and bolster his ratings……………………………..

     
  26. Bjorn Freeh, 25, May 2006, 16:36 |  

    [Comment ID #55653 will be quoted here]

    “Karl, this soap is labeled in Spanish! Ai, carumba! You know, we need to make English the national language.”

    “Ummm… Mr. President, that is English. But the tights are a good look…”

     
  27. cynical villain, 25, May 2006, 17:15 |  

    Faster than a laundry mat spin cycle.
    More powerful than Cheer with Color Guard.
    Able to clean out the dirtiest shit stains out of anyone’s underwear.
    Look in the wash house!
    It’s….Captain Detergant!!!

    And I was wondering do superheroes do their own laundry. But got to admit his confusion on his face is priceless.

     
  28. Paige, 25, May 2006, 17:25 |  

    Is that the only thing he had in his closet clean??? As for the link, who doesnt need a little more Hasselhoff in their lives???? :wtf:

     
  29. Flash Gordon, 25, May 2006, 17:41 |  

    Hey, Mandy, I have a hotter bod than that lard-butt, and I’m a lot older than he
    looks. And, I’m not Mexican.

    :???: :evil: :???: :???:

     
  30. MrDoug, 25, May 2006, 18:42 |  

    naa naa na na naaa naaa LAUNDRYMAN!!!!
    Hmm now where is my trusty side kick Soap Boy?

    Hoff? No question he is :evil: It saddens me to know he is my generations George Hamilton

     
  31. Meagan, 25, May 2006, 19:30 |  

    “What do they mean by separate clothes?”

     
  32. April, 25, May 2006, 19:56 |  

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    …from laughing too hard, I hope. :)

     
  33. Katlyn, 25, May 2006, 20:23 |  

    apparently no one told him that the underwear goes under the clothes…

     
  34. rust, 25, May 2006, 21:10 |  

    Somehow, the world seems just a little bit safer knowing that “America’s Greatest Superhero” has enough coin to visit the local laundromat.

     
  35. Driver, 25, May 2006, 21:12 |  

    This sucks , I missed one stinking warhead out of 25 and poof Mexico’s gone so what . Now the Justice League has me on laundry duty at Sky High washing sidekicks skidmarks out of their tights . :sad:

     
  36. Night Queen, 25, May 2006, 21:27 |  

    It’s Captain Gain! :!:

     
  37. Jeff, 25, May 2006, 21:46 |  

    It was in that moment that Dave realized that his codpiece was too tight. The effects of which he noted were the blurred vision, now causing him great difficulty. How would the date with Wendy go tonight…? His whites were white of course, but would a woman like a man suffering with a tight codpiece?

     
  38. Tina Marie, 25, May 2006, 21:50 |  
    Tina Marie

    Who is that masked man?

    Is it the local laundry authority? NO!
    Is it a mild mannered husband helping out his wife with her weekly chores? NO!
    Is it some freak in a superhero costume? NO!

    Its…..Captain Laundry!

    Watch him use his fists of fury to knock the stains out of your clothes!
    See him use his boots of steel to kick ring around the collar right out of town!
    Watch him use his massive arm and chest muscles to squeeze the last drop out of his detergent bottle!
    See him use his beer-gut of sloth as an impromptu folding table for the freshly laundered clothes when the laundrymat gets full!

    Who is that masked man?

    Why…he’s my hero!

     
  39. Colin, 25, May 2006, 23:03 |  

    Because of his superhero duties, their love could never be consummated…

     
  40. Anita Mann-Badley, 25, May 2006, 23:03 |  

    This is why I would never use one of those baskets-with-wheels at the laundry. Who knows what has been in them before? :?:

     
  41. wolfguy, 26, May 2006, 0:01 |  

    There. If my probation officer wants urine sample, then Green Lantern shall give it to him!

     
  42. Timm, 26, May 2006, 0:07 |  

    Captain Kenmore boosts the cleaning power of detergent by zapping it with his x-ray vision.

     
  43. Master Solace, 26, May 2006, 2:58 |  
    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #55651 will be quoted here]

    No sorry, I liked the idea there…and I will go off of it…….

    After the battle, he need to do some laundry, he needed to know if the detergent would get big brown stains out of superhero tights…

    I am the Master, and your souls will all be mine…..mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, caught up in the moment of being evil…..wait…..no moments there….. :twisted:

     
  44. Master Solace, 26, May 2006, 3:00 |  
    Master Solace

    “The introduction of Blankman’s off-color brother”

     
  45. Bry, 26, May 2006, 8:56 |  

    [Comment ID #55474 will be quoted here]

    By day– An unassuming accountant…but by night he is a true “GrimeFighter”

     
  46. jules, 27, May 2006, 10:44 |  

    omg ,when did they let my dad out? 8)

     
  47. Meagan, 28, May 2006, 11:39 |  

    If only all men did their laundry as often as Laundro-Man does his.