…what would he say?
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Are you freakin kiddin me? Laughing yoga.. I just cant even think of anything to say…
Hello, I’m the local sculpture. I’d first like to say that this is as close as you’ll get to seeing full-frontal nudity in artwork here in North America. Since this isn’t Europe, you won’t bee seeing plump, overstocked, bare-breasted women spouting water from their nipples into a cool refreshing reservoir, or historic scenes of battles or people on horses or cherubs or gargoyles anything like that. No, just the fist. In your face. Come closer…
“What are you lookin’ at…you want punched in da face!”
proof is in the video, when you mix eastern and western cultures you get vaudville…:P
little secret, i’m using mental telepathy to move just one of those fingers. (can you guess whick one?)
“Okay …. bend over ….”
“Boy, it’s sure gonna piss of Justice Moore when they replace the Ten Commandments with me!”
“Hey, uh, did you happen to see a giant penis around? Uh, we were supposed to, uh,… have lunch together, yeah. No? Ok, cool. Just checking. See ya.” Whistles inconspicuously.
link: I almost peed from both laughter and horror! The silent laugh is my favorite.
“I’ll punch you in the head and you die. You hear me. You’re going to Hell and you’re gonna die.”
Snails.. ummm yum.
(To a passing driver…)
“Yo sucka! I wuz inside yo mamma last night.”
“I already told you once, woman. This is how I tell you twice!”
Hey lady….. Lady! Come back here. I’m tawkin’ ta youse.
My wee-wee is thiiiissss long.
“Hold out your hands, I have a sur-prise for yoooou!!”
drops fistful of toads
laughs maniacally at aftermath of hijinx
Awesome! If I overheard my neighbor doing the laughing Yoga thing I would assume the giant fist had come to visit and it was party time!
bhamm you’re showing your age. Green Lantern is Ooooold School. And one of my favorites. That fist is on cables. I think it’s half of the Monte Python Experience. Watch out for the big foot!
This prostate exam will only take a moment…
The Yogi looks like he’s trying out for a part in A Chorus Line.
Actually, there is a statue of a bare-breasted woman about 2 blocks from the fist. And, across the street from that, is the loin-clothed Spirt of Detroit. Someone once painted giant footprints on the pavement between the Spirit and the naked-lady statue. City officials didn’t value the humor in that.
Statuesque Detroit: http://tinyurl.com/el2xh
Patrick - What can I say? Hal Jordan was an influence on my life. ‘Til he.. ya know… went insane and stuff.
Just so I don’t date myself too bad, I’m only 25.
“I hate the Red Wings.”
“Saw’right!”
“I crusha your head!”
First the hand puppet would have to put on some pink lip stick, and then say…Im happy Im relaxed…exhale…
At 1 o’clock, the middle finger extends.
(Sung to the tune of Hokey Pokey):
You put your right jab in, You put your right hook out, You put your right jab in, And his head shakes all about,
You slam the German Vermin and he turns himself around That’s what it’s all about.
OMG, that was awesome!
As for the laughing yogi, whatever he’s on…I want some.
As local Bostonians wheeled their latest peacemaker towards town hall, their hearty chant could be heard for 6 blocks…
“…Grond! … Grond! … Grond…!”
Height Hitler! :troll:
I need the clean the Big Red up again…this is too funny
Speak to the fist….
“Talk to the fist, bitch!”
It was strange to see that I have commented here already. Obviously someone has taken over my name and avatar. So the fist definitely goes to them. And as for the laughing yogi, that could be me. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :P
“power to the people”
Pick a hand come on pick a hand .
I think the Yogi needs a padded cell and a pic a nic basket .
OMG that is too funny! What is that song he’s singing????
Talk to the hand! Come on, talk to me! :x
This makes me think of that Dickies’ song, If Stuart could talk
(spoken in Cartman’s voice) “I am Jenifer Lopez! Me like tacos!”
“Somebody hand me a hammer and sickle. And directions to Lenin Square.”