So mark the con of Dan

23 May, 2006 Latest: Driver, Mandy, mikeB, Paige, Drusky,

So mark the con of Dan

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33 comments:

  1. family jules, 23, May 2006, 1:08 |  

    And the mark of the beast is SiX-X-X SiX-X-X SiX-X-X. I can just imagine what the beast will be.

     
  2. Tina Marie, 23, May 2006, 1:42 |  
    Tina Marie

    I want to know just what part of his body the monk beats in this version. :roll:

     
  3. JFLY, 23, May 2006, 2:28 |  

    Storyline: Hugh Heffner has left secret messages in Playboy magazine…men everywhere scrutinize the centerfolds in search of the truth. :boob: :boob:

     
  4. Spud, 23, May 2006, 3:08 |  
    Spud

    He did? he has? jeezez…

    :geek:

     
  5. Lung the Younger, 23, May 2006, 3:23 |  

    Yeah, I even heard that some of the Egyptian Nag Hammadi papyrus fragments were stuck together and others had staples in them.

     
  6. Quin, 23, May 2006, 3:27 |  

    Re: the Million Crystal Body — we’re really supposed to believe that this model is going to lounge around covered in little crystals until someone eventually buys the millionth one? (As opposed to, say, all the pictures already having been taken during the process of covering her, then being revealed on the site in reverse order…)

     
  7. Ace, 23, May 2006, 4:19 |  

    The man in the white cap is a decendant of the Lusty Lady!!

     
  8. Sandra Dee, 23, May 2006, 7:18 |  

    SHUT YOUR MOUTH. That is too funny.

     
  9. Cindy, 23, May 2006, 7:56 |  

    Why, exactly, would they need a hotline? :wtf:

     
  10. Craig, 23, May 2006, 8:15 |  

    Ummmm, why is Cheech hanging outside that place? Where is Chong?

     
  11. Simon7, 23, May 2006, 8:43 |  

    If this stars Mr Dan Akroyd in ANY form of kinkiness, then I’m going to throw up.

     
  12. Bjorn Freeh, 23, May 2006, 9:54 |  

    Da Kinki Code starring The Moaning Lisa…

     
  13. Meagan, 23, May 2006, 10:01 |  

    “I need a condom, fast!” :wang:

     
  14. Mjaz, 23, May 2006, 10:10 |  

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    …A full body condom…

    As for glitter-chick.. why would anyone care enough to see her exposed? The virtual world is full of naked chicks. Not being a guy or lesbian, I can’t say for certain, but that one doesn’t seem worth all the trouble…

     
  15. Cynical Villian, 23, May 2006, 10:57 |  

    give this movie an Oscar, a Woodie, or a Pornie. It’s a 4 dong movie. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: It has plot, story, great dialogue and a surprize ending that will keep you at the edge of your seat…or bed. Coming this summer, this soon!

     
  16. Da Popster, 23, May 2006, 12:29 |  

    Didn’t take the porn industry long to cap on the movie, wonder how long (?) it took ? :twisted:

     
  17. scamper95, 23, May 2006, 14:37 |  
    scamper95

    [Comment ID #54105 will be quoted here] Most likly jail again.

     
  18. mikeme, 23, May 2006, 15:48 |  

    Don’t suppose they know the ZIP code? :P

     
  19. Cynical Villian, 23, May 2006, 16:54 |  

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    60 minutes, 31 retakes, 3 bottles of astroglide, and 21 fluffers.

     
  20. miss tickle, 23, May 2006, 17:45 |  

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    LaMo very clever freesh :lol:

     
  21. miss tickle, 23, May 2006, 17:46 |  

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    LaMo very clever freesh :wtf:

     
  22. Nag on the Lake, 23, May 2006, 18:12 |  

    I’m Canadian so I know you love me. I just want to know why your blog is so hard to read. Do you want to discourage all but the pure of heart or something like that?

     
  23. Bjorn Freeh, 23, May 2006, 18:24 |  

    The Lusty Lady is open during construction?!? How are they getting any work out of the construction workers?

    Hard hats must be worn in this area… :wtf:

     
  24. Eliztric, 23, May 2006, 18:54 |  

    What an absurd way of making money - covering a beautiful woman with Swarovski - I can hear it now, as if she’s not naturally pretty enough - “Let’s dump some expensive glitter on her!”

    I would like to meet the person who instigated this and ram the heel of my palm into their nose. As if the world needed any more silly gimmicks…!

    Ah, well. At least their product is pretty to look at…

     
  25. dawn, 23, May 2006, 21:41 |  

    omg - sooo glad I’m not that model…over 1100 crystals purchased and they’ve barely uncovered a fourth of her face! She’s gonna have to stand like that for months :wtf:

     
  26. Master Solace, 23, May 2006, 21:55 |  
    Master Solace

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    They get a free viewing after their shifts are over

     
  27. Driver, 23, May 2006, 22:32 |  

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    Then they will have hard heads :wang: :wtf:

     
  28. Mandy, 23, May 2006, 22:54 |  
    Mandy

    I suspect Mary is not a virgin for long in that version. :wang:

     
  29. mikeB, 23, May 2006, 23:03 |  
    mikeB

    Brilliant anagram, Dave

     
  30. Master Solace, 24, May 2006, 2:33 |  
    Master Solace

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    Exactly… :twisted:

     
  31. Paige, 24, May 2006, 9:58 |  

    Do we get to see Tom Hanks naked????? :limp:

     
  32. Meagan, 24, May 2006, 20:05 |  

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    Eeewww! Don’t give me the mental picture!

    :puke:

     
  33. Drusky, 24, May 2006, 21:04 |  

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    Come on now, we just read it for the articles! It’s not our fault if the magazine just happens to fall open to the centerfold when we grab it…
    :twisted: