Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

35 comments:

1. Family Jules, 22, May 2006, 0:34 |  
   

   Ok, how many things are wrong with this picture?

   1. He is impaled on a huge purple skewer.
   2. Are those tears?
   3. His eyes are frozen open in terror.
   4. Blood seems to be spreading all across his chest, and running down his left leg.
   5. He has stolen the Burger King’s crappy ass crown.
   6. He has been deprived of oxygen until he turned purple.
   7. This is some official building’s “welcome visitors” sign.

   Dave, you hang out in some mighty weird places, dude.

    
2. Family Jules, 22, May 2006, 0:36 |  
   

   Oh, and the cat vac game really sucks.

    
3. Anna, 22, May 2006, 2:54 |  
   

   I know I gotta kiss alot of them …. but please, this is too much.

    
4. Ace, 22, May 2006, 3:16 |  
   

   The Frog Prince, nervous about introducing his innovative creations, models the Belly-Cane for the public. Why stand like a loser when you can lean?

   I think I might look into buying a nose flute today, I’ve put it off for way too long.

    
5. Esther, 22, May 2006, 4:11 |  
   

   A little known failed Futurama character, “Frogder”.

    
6. Nikki, 22, May 2006, 5:06 |  
   

   

    
7. Spud, 22, May 2006, 5:06 |  
   

   An impaled frog for another hood ornament?

   which vehicle though…

   

    
8. Anna, 22, May 2006, 5:23 |  
   

   @Spud: a hummer would do it justice (?)

    
9. JFLY, 22, May 2006, 5:50 |  
   

   Oh, I get it now! The object of the game is to SAVE the cats…but that’s no fun!

    
10. Mandy, 22, May 2006, 5:59 |  
    

    That’s a sucky way to go: impaled on a red umbrella. I don’t get it.

     
11. Mjaz, 22, May 2006, 7:43 |  
    

    I was watching daytime TV last week (damn.. I gotta get a job).. and I saw this ad for “BECOME A VIDEO GAME DESIGNER” .. ya know.. like the old BECOME A TRUCK DRIVER or MEDICAL TRANSCRIPTIONIST ones?

    That website must be the fruits of labor for the graduates of that program.. niiiiice.

     
12. Jinx, 22, May 2006, 7:46 |  
    This is the climax of the ambhibian community’s production of Romeo and Juliet. Romeo is already poisoned under the hedge. “Oh happy dagger, this is thy sheath.”

     
13. Creelock, 22, May 2006, 7:55 |  
    I Liked the bird yesterday, but I could have done without the Frog Prince! Hmmm (I wonder if he’s one of those frogs who’s back your suppose to lick to have a Hallucination, oohhh nevermind I must already be tripping wow look at the pretty colors on the frog)

     
14. Bob, 22, May 2006, 8:26 |  
    Must be the democratic Ideal. It reminds me of Bill Clinton, A crown because we all know democrats are better than normal folks, A frog because Bill wanted kissed a lot, and that thing sticking out of the front, its what he wanted kissed.

     
15. Master Solace, 22, May 2006, 8:56 |  
    

    What I’ve always wanted to see…a frog prince impaled on an umbrella during a rainstorm……….I’d say somebody kiss this frog prince and make him feel better, but we all know what happened to Peter Parker when he got bit bit by the radioactive spider…What would happen if someone kissed a radioactive frog?

     
16. Bjorn Freeh, 22, May 2006, 11:27 |  
    

    On May 22, 2006, Spud furiously scribbled: An impaled frog for another hood ornament? which vehicle though…

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    I’m thinking a Renault. Perhaps Citroen.

     
17. cbatdux, 22, May 2006, 12:20 |  
    

    So, the chick with the “deer in the headlights” look kissed the Chick Magnet and look what happened…..

     
18. Marcus, 22, May 2006, 12:21 |  
    

    Someone has been hitting my stash and they turned into a giant freaky frog. It’s that or acid. More likely acid or insanity.

     
19. elimae, 22, May 2006, 14:07 |  
    i liked where if you missed the kitty they got savaged by a dog. hilarious. i just now got a chance to check out the 10 not needed list from a couple days ago. how could you not need a turd twister

     
20. Driver, 22, May 2006, 14:50 |  
    RE Cat Vac The only thing fun about that game is just letting the cats fall and get chowed by that super dog .

    The frog… thats just wierd man .

     
21. JFLY, 22, May 2006, 16:18 |  
    

    On May 22, 2006, cbatdux furiously scribbled: So, the chick with the “deer in the headlights” look kissed the Chick Magnet and look what happened…..

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    Good one

     
22. mikeme, 22, May 2006, 16:24 |  
    

    Soon to replace the Walmart “smiley face :o.

     
23. bryan, 22, May 2006, 17:01 |  
    Oh God, another acid flashback!!!!

     
24. Amanda B., 22, May 2006, 17:48 |  
    From the “Frogs Gone Wild” video.

     
25. tenderflower, 22, May 2006, 17:56 |  
    When kissed by the lovely princess, the frog prince immediately got an erection.

     
26. Bigwavdave, 22, May 2006, 17:59 |  
    

    “So I gave her this song and dance about being an enchanted prince, and like that - I was in bed with her”

     
27. mikeme, 22, May 2006, 18:06 |  
    

    Guess the acid rain is worse then we thought

     
28. Anita Mann-Badley, 22, May 2006, 21:15 |  
    

    At the stroke of midnight, just as his faerie godmother had warned, the Burger King turned back into a frog and dropped his red umbrella. The princess searched throughout the kingdom for the owner of the umbrella, finding only Travelers Insurance salesmen.

    Then, heartbroken, sitting on a rock next to the frog pond, she heard a whispered, “Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit”, turned and saw him there. She reached out gently, he closed his eyes, and she whacked him a good one and had the best plate of sauteed frog legs ever.

    Now, if she could just find the fella with the cardboard crown, everything would be perfect.

     
29. Drusky, 22, May 2006, 22:15 |  
    

    Just what would Kermit the Frog look like after taking Drugs? or… “Having just been married in Vegas, Kermit watches with an impending sense of doom as Miss Piggy strips naked and comes running to bed screaming “Alright, Frog Boy, let’s see if you really do taste like chicken…”

     
30. Driver, 22, May 2006, 22:48 |  
    On May 22, 2006, Anita Mann-Badley furiously scribbled: At the stroke of midnight, just as his faerie godmother had warned, the Burger King turned back into a frog and dropped his red umbrella. The princess searched throughout the kingdom for the owner of the umbrella, finding only Travelers Insurance salesmen. Then, heartbroken, sitting on a rock next to the frog pond, she heard a whispered, “Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit”, turned and saw him there. She reached out gently, he closed his eyes, and she whacked him a good one and had the best plate of sauteed frog legs ever. Now, if she could just find the fella with the cardboard crown, everything would be perfect.

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    LMAO Todays winner .

     
31. Patrick, 22, May 2006, 23:30 |  
    cat-vac is a perfect dose of mind candy! Yeah, the purple mescaline was exactly like that- giant Frog Prince, bright colors, those were the days! Put on the Pink Floyd and TURN IT UP! Back when the only reason to buy or manufacture was to help your brothers and sisters get high too. Uhh, did I digress? Oh yeah, I had a flashback that looked just like that before.

     
32. ganicutie, 23, May 2006, 0:18 |  
    Citizens of Davis, California- behold your new Idol.

     
33. Meagan, 23, May 2006, 10:08 |  
    

    Ribbit.

     
34. Meagan, 23, May 2006, 10:09 |  
    

    Rub it, rub it, rub it.

     
35. mccan, 23, May 2006, 14:13 |  
    I can lay a magic golden egg. I can - I can - I’m just not trying hard enou… Whoa! Boy Howdy - we got something happening now.