Note to Self, No. 6,013

Posted by Davezilla 20 May, 2006 Latest: rust, cbatdux, Drusky, Meagan, Timm,

Buy headphones and close the windows at night. The girl next door is a bit of a screamer in bed. Sounded like two raccoons fighting over a pecan pie.

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30 comments:

  1. Driver, 20, May 2006, 0:52 |  

    Dave tell her if she’s going to broadcast live audio at night she should provide video tape the next day so your loss of sleep wont be a complete waste .

    I wonder if you can buy pot scented room spray to go with that silk plant ?
    { For those of us with jobs that wont let us live the HIGH life anymore .} :sad:

     
  2. JFLY, 20, May 2006, 4:28 |  

    Send her over some KY Jelly…maybe that’s the problem. :oops:

     
  3. Penguin Pete, 20, May 2006, 5:41 |  

    Went to the link…and the 10 items are arranged in perfect order…

    The “turd twister”…my God, I live on the same planet with somebody who thought of the “turd twister”…. :?:

     
  4. Jester, 20, May 2006, 6:18 |  

    Is this supposed to be funny? This is getting boring………….

     
  5. Ron, 20, May 2006, 7:05 |  

    She might not be in bed. She might be trying to squeeze one out through her new Terd Twister. :wtf: :puke:

     
  6. scamper95, 20, May 2006, 7:20 |  
    scamper95

    I’d say fuck the headphones and go get me some of it, why waste it when she can taste it. I rented a room to a friend like that, she could wake the dead. Sadly for me, I couldn’t get in on it due to a spinal cord injury. She had some big tits tho. Shit now I need a smoke..
    :boob: :boob:

     
  7. Alex, 20, May 2006, 7:46 |  

    Don’t forget to buy a turd twister!

     
  8. Nikki, 20, May 2006, 7:49 |  

    Tape it and play it back whenever she’s outside.

     
  9. TheFaramir, 20, May 2006, 8:00 |  
    TheFaramir

    What really disturbs me is that the Turd Twister is dishwasher-safe….

     
  10. mikeme, 20, May 2006, 11:16 |  

    Turd Twister? What kind of wierd shit is that?!!??!!! :oops: :thong:

     
  11. mikeme, 20, May 2006, 11:21 |  

    I really don’t care for artistic shit.

     
  12. Craig, 20, May 2006, 11:54 |  

    mmmmmm, pecan pie.

     
  13. Francesca, 20, May 2006, 11:59 |  

    note to self: never eat when viewing link about turd twisters :puke:

     
  14. cronewynd, 20, May 2006, 12:37 |  

    Dave, you moved in next door?

     
  15. Da Popster, 20, May 2006, 12:48 |  

    A bucket of cold water should do the trick …….. and prevent future episodes. :twisted: :limp:

     
  16. Davezilla, 20, May 2006, 13:06 |  
    Davezilla

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    No, she’s just that loud! :twisted:

     
  17. Paige, 20, May 2006, 14:47 |  

    Who would put a turd twister in the dishwasher. Remind me never to go to that persons house and eat. :puke:

     
  18. Ron, 20, May 2006, 17:58 |  

    Turd Twister!? Whats next,”The Crap Carver”?

     
  19. Flash Gordon, 20, May 2006, 18:19 |  

    Ha! check out TurdBirds.com! Leave the girl next door alone;
    sounds like she has her hands full. She’s probably being serviced by a
    Mexican or two. :wang: :twisted: :thong: :???:

     
  20. miss tickle, 20, May 2006, 19:17 |  

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    i totally agree

     
  21. Marcus, 20, May 2006, 20:26 |  

    I am going to buy a turd twister for everyone here. You really need to add a little style to your life. lol

    Dave you should do a webcast at night and make a little money on the side or have a TV crew come over to discuss noise pollution. :wtf:

     
  22. rust, 20, May 2006, 22:10 |  

    Nancy was like that for a while. She was hot, I gotta tell you. My landlady got fed up and raised my rent 30 bucks a month. Hey, it’s worth it.
    :wang:

     
  23. cbatdux, 20, May 2006, 22:45 |  

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    too funny

     
  24. cbatdux, 20, May 2006, 22:46 |  

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    ew…

     
  25. cbatdux, 20, May 2006, 22:47 |  

    at least she doesn’t leave a thong and a paper clip outside the door - movin on up babies….

     
  26. Drusky, 20, May 2006, 22:58 |  

    Another way to have your co-workers leave you alone at work has arrived… Just keep the ‘Internet Urinal’ on the table next to you during the next long meeting with the boss… :lol: Bit of a screamer in bed, Eh? What’s she like when she has somebody else in the apartment with her??? :twisted:

    mmmmmm, raccoon…

     
  27. cronewynd, 21, May 2006, 1:29 |  

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    No, I’m not!!

    :P

     
  28. JFLY, 21, May 2006, 2:11 |  

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    My thoughts exactly… :dead:

     
  29. Meagan, 23, May 2006, 10:28 |  

    I bet the Smoking Baby’s first words are gonna be, “Momma, go buy me a pack of smokes! Cough, hack!”

     
  30. Timm, 24, May 2006, 2:10 |  

    “The Smoking Baby” - The first modeling job for Sean Preston Federline.