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More like ground chuck magnet…..
“chick magnet”? More like his own gravitational field…
The guy is just too easy. My favorite is the girl with the deer caught in the headlights look. You know she doesn’t want proof she was ever there.
A soon as I set eyes on that picture I laughed! It’s porbably some “party” in someone’s basement. Are those cornrows she’s sportin’?
In regards to the christian sex toys site, the name of it is a pretty raunchy pun coming from christians.
Heh, he seems more like Hick Magnet.
And the totally befuddled expression on the girl’s face is priceless.
At that size, I can only imagine that he uses gravitational pull to attract said chicks.
The ony thing he looks like a magnet for, is Twinkies.
“Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”
He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid. But then I found the ruffled thigh-highs and willy-warmers…..”
And I swear, that is a photo of my son’s best friend!
I just keep thinking: “what are those poor kids going to look like in 20 years?”
Due to the massive size of the mysterious “Chick Magnet” it has created a new gravity well in which all fried chicken has soon dissapeared into the “Chick Magnets” black hole.
If by “Chicks” he means cross-eyed white trash with cornrows, okay.
Maybe the “Chick Magnet” owns some of that “female climax cream”
It’s his sister!
Why do I get the strange feeling that one of two things will happen?
1. They will end up getting married and laugh about how dorky they both were.
or (and more likely)
2. Due to this photo, the first time one of them sees it posted over the web, they go into a psycho rage yelling at everyone and everything that there is a misunderstanding with that picture and they must ignore it or suffer the consequences.
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cbatdux wins!
Thats the member roster photo of the Wholly Roller Church Teen Club. Unfortunately, she is having a bad reaction to that hot & sexy massage oil.
HIS shirt was supposed to say “Christ Magnet” but they done screwed it up at the TShirt shop.
That look on her face is one of desperation. She is hoping someone out there will see that picture, and send help.
Thats just Pathetic
Got nothing else Sorry 
How comeyou never see any shirts like that on buff, muscled, tan guys.I think I need to go to the wholly love shop now.
How comeyou never see any shirts like that on buff, muscled, tan guys.I think I need to go to the wholly love shop now.
Danny Bonaduce has really let himself go.
He’s also a big fan of Star Wars and has used the power of the dark side to entrance the young princess, then in an effort to disguise her, made her shave off her “Buns” and replace them with cornrows.
Anyone else notice a striking resemblance to Chris Griffin?
I believe he IS a chick magnet. Fried chick, baked chick, rotiserie style chick, chick parm…. You get the idea.
Maybe it’s supposed to be “Chick-fil-a magnet”?
eew …..chick magget……..
As a person with a lifelong interest in the hard sciences (I took “Physics for Poets” at Central Michigan University and I watch Alan Alda on that PBS science show, so I have street cred), I hasten to point out that magnets can also repel.
Get in my belly!
Okay. Who Photoshopped that first C on there?
oh … good lord. the only thing that young woman can think is “please help”.
Damn. Just realized Minnie beat me to it, lol.
Note to Self: read all other comments first.
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I totally agree………they are BOTH repelling!
From the looks on there face it looks me like the
magnet activated her remote control christian butterfly tickler in her 
I’m reminded of a song from “man of La Mancha.”
“To dream, the impossible dream………….”
I wonder how much he paid her. I do hope she got at least $1500.00 cash up front.
can you ssay ruffies???
I cannot believe you people! Can’t you tell by the expression on his companions face he is a poultry farmer? She is can’t stand the smells!
Looks like it should say Peeps Magnet.
All thats missing is a Foxy Lady halter top on the chick
sure he a chick magnet. and Bill Gates is just a bit poor. Only chicks gets attracted to him are the ones that come in a box of 3 from KFC or Popeyes.
:limp: But you got to admit the girl is mesmerised by his charm. Fat Bastard got some comp now.
those christian sex toys totally win
“a snake pouch, for when you want a bit of slithering”
if a guy like that can get a girl like that ther is now hope for me.
Bounce a gravitron particle beam
Off the main deflector dish
That’s the way we get things done
On the USS Make-up-Shit!
(apologies to Voltaire)
I actually own one of those shirts.
sorry i can’t even spell “there” that shows why i can’t get a girl like that.
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A Home Run!!! The Crowd goes wild!!!
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:lol: 
The very next batter takes the cover off the ball!!!
Is it just coincidence that the picture is leaning to the same side as where he’s sitting?
Judging by the expression on the girl, I’d say the picture was taken right after he told her he’d like to roll her in butter flavored Crisco and play ‘Colonel Sanders and the Three Piece Snack’… 
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I think she did get that $1500….which she proceded to spend on the drugs that she was apparently on when this picture was taken…she does look a bit stoned…
Or maybe that is her expression after he apologized to her for when he said that he wanted to roll her in the hay, he REALLY meant to say that he wanted to roll her in some flour & Italian dressing seasoning…so she’d taste just like Colonel Sanders intended…
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It’s not the picture, it’s the couch they’re sitting on….IT is leaning that way….it gives it the feel of the whole “chick magnet” thing….he used some of that Crisco on the couch before she sat down…when he went to sit down, the couch leaned, and the Crisco made her slide over to him…….
This will soon be known as a very lame stupid human trick…
That poor girl is full of thorazine and who can blame her? It’s a blind date
arranged by her mother.
Demi Moore and her newest boy-toy?
Chick Magnet T shirt $14.50
Brown slacks $22.99
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LOL and maybe the look on her face is because Brian just mounted her sister .
please dont breed
Anyone else click on the hobo spider reference in Dave’s comment?
Ew.
As for the chick magnet, with boobs like that, he might be a real magnet for the chest men, too.
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More like a Chicken McNugget magnet ……… and that poor girl, SHE’S NEXT !!!
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I just lost Diet Coke on my keyboard…No, really.
That’s not a real girl, that’s a robot. You can tell by the blank look in her eyes. Or maybe she used to be blond?
I once saw the Candy Posing Pouch in a candy store in Laguna Beach, CA. Got it as a gag gift for my step-brother for Christmas last year. There was also a Candy Bra, which I got for my sister.
Aah, the things we do for our siblings.
Commenting on this photo is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Lamo
Oh god oh god oh god. They’re going to breed, aren’t they?!?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how gross
Hick chick thinger sits there thinking: Don’t look at me like that, you’ve got bigger boobs than I do!! I bet he hasn’t even seen his
since he was 4…