Caption Time #106
Archive for April, 2006
That shit don’t count an’ you know it.
Dougie: “I don’t eat the snatch, and you shouldn’t nei-thuh.”
Me: “Oh? Why’s that?”
Dougie: “Cause that shit make you faggot.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Dougie: “Anytime you put your mouth where you dick has been—that shit make you faggot.”
Me: “So that would make your wife a lesbian?”
Dougie: “Fuck you! How you figure that shit?”
Me: “Well, she’s putting her mouth where her pussy has been. It stands to reason.”
Dougie: “That shit don’t count an’ you know it.”
Complete this Sentence, #32
“But if vampires are pro-life, then _______.”
Aged children
What type of wine does one serve with aged children?
