Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Guest author: Optimus Crime

I thought about the comments from yesterday’s Link of the Day. Centipedes are freakish and wrong. Especially that one. I dug up some facts about it:

1. Giant Centipedes are responsible for the Stock Market Crash of 1929
2. Giant Centipedes steal your identity
3. Giant Centipedes leave the refrigerator door open all night
4. Giant Centipedes cause seven years bad luck
5. Giant Centipedes ate the last brownie
6. Giant Centipedes left the seat up on the toilet
7. Giant Centipedes never fill up the tank when they borrow the car
8. Giant Centipedes call 900 numbers during peak hours
9. Giant Centipedes download illegal MP3s using your work laptop
10. Giant Centipedes overfeed the goldfish
11. Giant Centipedes put sugar in the gas tank
12. What have you seen Giant Centipedes do?