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VC guard: MAU! MAU! DIDI MAU!
HEY! Where’s the frosty cream filling?
Twinkies make good substitutes for ball gags.
mmmm……. it’s a magic twinkie …… now make a wish.
[1] How sweeeet maching blind folds . [ SNL church lady ] [2] I dont think BALL’s would be enough to gag this chick ! [3] I think he’s hopeing for some cream filling . [4] Dave can we see the pics. from 30 minutes later ?
Um, fetish photos perhaps should go to mamma jane’s site…
:P
Spud I’m not sure this is about a fetish , but I bet later the blind folds become spooge towels .
And Dave where is [ THAT GUY or GAL ]… in the photos your not showing us ?
It always starts with a twinkie, just a simple little twinkie…
Is that a twinkie or are you just glad to meet me? (drum roll, please.)
Driver :”And Dave where is [ THAT GUY or GAL ]… in the photos your not showing us ?”
That guy is referring to the person who always ruins a picture from out of the blue.
The real suprise is when he takes the blinfold off to only find out its his long lost sister.
They need to take those blind folds of next time BEFORE they get dressed, ’cause the camo and the christmas sweater ain’t workin’
Isnt that a deleted scene from “9 1/2 Weeks”??? and regarding the link-it looks like that bit David letterman used to do “But what about that guy????” Is it May 5 yet?? Im ready for No Pants Day(AKA Cinco de Mayo) Have a lovely day everyone!!!!
“Is this your penis? Maybe it’s a Twinkie. Oh my .. there is cream inside.. this doesn’t taste like you.” Mary Jane thinks to herself. (Daughter of Mommy Jane aka Mother of Buffalo Bill)
Smithappens… hmmm… the photos seem to be dedicated to all who make life more entertaining. Basically, people who make asses of themselves.
Uh oh! It’s national honesty day. Ok here it goes. I like to dress up in a leather tutu, dance around my room, play Slim Whitman, and throw rose petals while singing “I am a little tea pot.”
Larfus : ” that guy is referring to the person who always ruins a picture from out of the blue .
I know but use your imagination man , this is about humer . Anyway I was drunk and it sound’ed funny to me . :D
Too much information, Marcus!
Suck baby suck, is it sweet or salty, and you get one more sample.
The new Iraqi Hostage Pez dispensers are selling fast. Get one at a 7-Eleven near you!
“I know but use your imagination man , this is about humer .” hmm now if it was about a humer now that would be interesting.
OK OK humor I need another beer .
Jon’s wife suspected he was cheating on her, but had no proof until she saw this picture. Pissed off, she waved the photo in front of his face and screamed, “What are you doing with this twinkie?!”
Its a redneck sleepover. Their version of spin the bottle - guess how long the pineapple has been in the fridge!
Ok, did anyone else notice that the middle woman in picture 22 had oddly shaped
:boob:? Just throwing that out there. I don’t have anything for the other pic. I’m sad. I know. :)
“How girls learn oral”
Yippee!! I knew it would get your attention.
I thought the preferred food was banana. Am I wrong? Mayb she is trying to match her partner’s actual size.
Too many subs and no Master!! Kind of like having to many indians and no chief.
Okay, the man and the woman can always use the Twinkie Defense… but what’s the Twinkie’s excuse?
im sure somewhere they actually make those
Who was the Poor, Poor bastard who had to photograph this Dolly Madison Moment?
How many episodes of Jerry Springer started out just like that? “Well, Me and Livorna was just sitten around the trailer one day. We had us a buzz on pretty good since it was 11 A.M. already and the Nascar race was rained out. Well mom found us some neckerchiffs and a old Twinkie onder the sofa and one thing led to another and here we are on the show…”
Besides, knowing what’s in a Twinkie AND just what the shelf life really is, isn’t it just better off wearing a blindfold when eating one?
Did somebody say no Master…….
Well the Master is Here……. :P
WTF? Too much time…. not enough sense!