Which is more nauseating?
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Yes.
Exactly.
On Tuesday, Jesus was Swedish.
Today, he glows and rides a scooter on a unicorn’s back.
Maybe it’s an Ikea Glow-Ride Chairâ„¢
Both pictures are nauseating, but the picture of the retarded man ridding the unicorn while sitting on some kind of contraption takes the cake or in this case makes you spew the cake. Looks like some one should take away their Photoshop and smack their fingers.
Mexican children : It is a common misconception that lighting is more likely to strike metal. Some scientist did a study on this subject. They put a lighting maker between a metal rod and a wood rod. They fired lighting 10 times. The lighting hit each rod 5 times. Bang goes that theory. The children were just unlucky and I feel sympathy for their families.
Tell me if I am seeing this right…is that a glowing sheep?!!!?
Oh my…I think that is the winner…
So thats what happened to the sheep and the idiot from next door that I sacrificed last week.
The first one is obviously a poster for the upcoming pornflick: The Sheep, The Lion and The Scroll …. what cán you di with those?
DO ….. DO …… you moron me.
I can’t insult the first picture because I understand it.
The Lion of Judah
The Lamb of God
The Alpha and Omega
I, however, think it is a bad way to portray the subject and the artist should be crucified with the picture.
I am with you Marcus. Why aren’t we defaming Buddha here?
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Isn’t that an ELO song?
I say we take this nausea to the next level and hover the cripple and the unicorn inside a brandy snifter, frame it, hang it on the wall over the console tv, sit back and listen to some Lionel Richie vinyls.
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Ooh, good call, Beth. One could only top that by ensuring it was painted on black velvet.
I think the first picture is the most nauseating. Jesus never read from a script. He had all of his lines memorized. And I don’t seem to recall a passage from the Gospel According to St. John that said “And Jesus then spake the words that were written on parchment before Him, as the guardian Aslan, from the Land of Narnia, looked over His shoulder.”
Of course, an old bitty on a motorcart riding a unicorn is pretty creepy too.
It must be too early in the morning for me because I thought that scroll was a diet Coke.
By the way, am I the only one who noticed the blood on the sheeps belly? Very disturbing, indeed.
The lion, the lamb & the weird do
Yeah, That’s pretty sad on both counts, but, hey, Whatever floats your boat…
The thing on a unicorn is beoynd my mortal ability to comprehend,
Always pray to wooden crosses. The worst you could get is a splinter.
Isn’t that Kurt Russell on the unicorn? That must be the movie poster for “Backdraft 2: The Aftermath”
In Luke Chapter 4:
16And He came to (P)Nazareth, where He had been brought up; and as was His custom, (Q)He entered the synagogue on the Sabbath, and (R)stood up to read.
17And the book of the prophet Isaiah was handed to Him. And He opened the book and found the place where it was written,
18″(S)THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD IS UPON ME,
BECAUSE HE ANOINTED ME TO PREACH THE GOSPEL TO THE POOR.
HE HAS SENT ME TO PROCLAIM RELEASE TO THE CAPTIVES,
AND RECOVERY OF SIGHT TO THE BLIND,
TO SET FREE THOSE WHO ARE OPPRESSED,
19(T)TO PROCLAIM THE FAVORABLE YEAR OF THE LORD.”
20And He (U)closed the book, gave it back to the attendant and (V)sat down; and the eyes of all in the synagogue were fixed on Him.
21And He began to say to them, “Today this Scripture has been fulfilled in your hearing.”
About the Lamb. Jesus is a pierced Lamb of God. He took a spear in His side. Prior to Jesus, the Hebrews sacrificed animals for sin offering. Their blood was drained and they were burned taking the “hellfire” we deserve. Jesus came to eliminate that practice as a final sacrifice crucified once for all.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him may not be damned to Hell but have eternal life in Heaven.
the unicorn one is more nausiating… notice that along with the rainbow the unicorn appears to be walking on water. That is one amazing unicorn
Art is art. If it makes somebody happy… what the hey?
Picking on other people’s are isn’t nice, but constructive criticism is fine. The artist should know that while both of these photoshopped hodpodges are ummm… unique, they would both look much better if they were on fire.
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no you are not
they are both pretty bad
That looks like an acid trip I had in 1985! Especially the old lady in that chair riding the unicorns back!Dont take the brown acid! I see Jimmy Garcia!! I think im having a flashback!
When having sex with a sheep it is best to not do it during that time of the month. So is the Lion a Frat boy?
Now lets see here Cripple, check, Unicorn, check, Rainbow, Check, Ah I get it Ron Ronco is moving into the gay three wheeled scooter market. Hands down the winner.
Good to see god sill has a sense of humor and great aim. Killing 5 with one shot and missing the cross in the process?
Bad art is a sin, so sayeth the Velvet Elvis.
Who ever made this and/or owns it must have the hookup on some really good acid.
As for the cross issue, its very sad. Stupid mexicans should have known better then to be out there with there kids during the storm unless they were sacrafcing young virgins.
The first one I understand…….but I always wondered what was “over the rainbow”……now I know.
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I agree with you, but I still can’t say much about it except that it is corny and maybe even cheap. How dare they cheapen a religion with such a badly airbrushed picture. I would never do that to any religion. The picture is close to blasphemy.
No kidding! Give me the Buddy Christ over this monstrosity any day!
http://www.lab1663.net/images/buddy_christ.jpg
The rainbow picture isn’t even religious, it’s the new ad for the rascal scooter. Have you guys seen those things? They are so cool!
the unicorn w/ the rainbow wins, but that sheep freaked me out too
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“…Art for arts sake, money for godsake…”
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If wishes were unicorns, Stephen Hawking would ride…
Ride!
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More Kevin Smith…
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If the cross is big enough, it could fall over and crush you…
And maybe Bob Ross did this picture…would explain a lot
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I will have nightmares after seeing that picture. It’s almost as bad as the baby jesus doll.
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And make the cripple cry for real.
One more comment.
“Did he say blessed are the cheesemakers?”
First picture seems to be a legitimate attempt at art, but Jesus is creeping me out. Second picture is what happens when you mix photoshop with tequila and assorted Pharmaceuticals.
I think the person is in a hoveround(TM).
I wouldn’t be caught dead using a hoveround and I AM a cripple.
God WILL get you for that !!
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…surrounded by red roses…