Complete this Sentence, #33

23 April, 2006 Latest: Memphisbandman, Drusky, Timmmy, Susan, kate,

Yo’ Mama’s so _______, that when she _______, she really _______.

Guest author, Marcus.

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39 comments:

  1. Dante, 23, April 2006, 0:23 |  

    Yo’ mama’s so addicted, that when she cracks up, she really cracks up.

    (Get it? Crack cocaine. Ahh damnit, I’ve probably ruined the joke by explaining it).

     
  2. Spud, 23, April 2006, 0:32 |  
    Spud

    Yo’ Mama’s so fat, that when she farts, she really blows a plug.

     
  3. family jules, 23, April 2006, 1:54 |  
    family jules

    Yo mamma’s so Republican, when she hands out all her jobs to her unqualified cronies, makes up intelligence reports to justify going to war against the wishes of the entire rest of the world, ignores the dissolving economy, disregards the fact that no one will join the military on a drunken bet anymore, calls the growing lack of support unpatriotic, then plans to prevent a nuclear attack by launching a nuclear attack, she really really doesn’t care that she sucks at her office because her day job as an oil baron raping the people at $3+ a gallon is what pays the rent at her Texas ranch.

    And despite what my mother used to tell me, ignorance is NOT bliss.

     
  4. Driver, 23, April 2006, 2:04 |  

    Yo’ mama’s so sluty , that when she bangs , she really bangs , she bangs she bangs she bangs… oh uh sorry I just had a William Hung flashback . The sad part is I don’t even watch that stupid shit .

     
  5. Marcus, 23, April 2006, 2:14 |  
    Marcus
    1. Yo mama is so fat, that when she walks down the street, her ass claps.
    2. Yo mama is so ugly, that when she gave birth to you, she was referred to a vet.

    Oh my god…. I am having flash backs. Bad ones of Bob Ross. Darkness overwhelming. Please help…. I don’t want to paint a mountain. I want to paint people. No velvet paintings of Elvis pleassse. No crying clowns…. arghhhh. He is cheesemeister with a bad afro. :troll:

    Hope you all enjoy the suggested activity today and thanks Dave. I have a lot more suggestions. :lol: :D

     
  6. Spud, 23, April 2006, 4:12 |  
    Spud

    Yo’ Mama’s so nasty, that when she smiles, she really makes babies cry.

     
  7. Marcus, 23, April 2006, 4:40 |  
    Marcus

    Hey guys!!! If you follow the link to Bob’s Page click on the quiz link. I cracked up. Esp. question # 4 :D :mrgreen:

     
  8. Master Solace, 23, April 2006, 5:11 |  
    Master Solace

    On April 23, 2006, Marcus furiously scribbled: Hey guys!!! If you follow the link to Bob’s Page click on the quiz link. I cracked up. Esp. question # 4 :D :mrgreen:
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    Question #4 on that quiz was good, but I couldn’t find the answer I had for it on the list… :twisted:

     
  9. Master Solace, 23, April 2006, 5:14 |  
    Master Solace

    Yo’ Mama’s so stupid, that when she met Bob Ross, she really thought it was Richard Simmons with facial hair… :D

     
  10. Marcus, 23, April 2006, 6:48 |  
    Marcus

    On April 23, 2006, Master Solace furiously scribbled: Yo’ Mama’s so stupid, that when she met Bob Ross, she really thought it was Richard Simmons with facial hair… :D
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    Come on ladies shake your butt!! Sweatin to the Oldies 2.

     
  11. lucygoosy2004, 23, April 2006, 10:31 |  

    Yo mamas so into Bob Ross, that when she was painting a happy little tree, she thought she was painting a happy little mountain.I know, that sucked!!! I really miss watching that show. And that Justin Wilson cooking show.I guarantee!!!

     
  12. starsfan, 23, April 2006, 11:55 |  

    The Bonus meet BobRoss at the bottom of the link was a bit scary. Isn’t he dead? :roll:

     
  13. Driver, 23, April 2006, 12:49 |  

    Yo’ mamas so Walmart redneck , that when she goes to walmart , she realy stands out because she wears a tube top 2x ‘ s too small and daisy duke shorts, but she weighs 400 lbs. Theres a visual for ya .

     
  14. Meagan, 23, April 2006, 13:11 |  
    Meagan

    Yo’ mama’s so stinky, that when she showers, she comes out smelling worse than when she went in! Whoa, snap! :P

     
  15. fifa, 23, April 2006, 13:16 |  

    WIFE: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

    your mammas so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on. your mammas so hairy she has afros on her nipples :oops:

     
  16. Master Solace, 23, April 2006, 15:49 |  
    Master Solace

    On April 23, 2006, Driver furiously scribbled: Yo’ mamas so Walmart redneck , that when she goes to walmart , she realy stands out because she wears a tube top 2x ‘ s too small and daisy duke shorts, but she weighs 400 lbs. Theres a visual for ya .
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    THE HORROR…thanks…

     
  17. Master Solace, 23, April 2006, 15:51 |  
    Master Solace

    On April 23, 2006, Meagan furiously scribbled: Yo’ mama’s so stinky, that when she showers, she comes out smelling worse than when she went in! Whoa, snap! :P
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    I think that would be something in the water, my dear……uh, that didn’t sound right, did it?

     
  18. Randy, 23, April 2006, 17:28 |  

    Yo’ Mama’s so stupid, that when she heard that someone got a blow job, she really thought they became employed.

     
  19. Flash Gordon, 23, April 2006, 18:25 |  
    Flash Gordon

    We never heard of Bob Ross down here in north Georgia, but he looks like a Mexican! I have 7 living in my outhouse. :???:

     
  20. Patrick, 23, April 2006, 18:36 |  

    Bob Ross was as much PBS as Big Bird or Mr. Rogers. He was the epitome of 60’s stoner who figured out a way to manipulate the system and make a living. His ‘happy little trees’ were amazing. Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house! (Ya gotta love the classics)! I got your ’snap’ hanging -LOW! :twisted:

     
  21. Francesca, 23, April 2006, 18:52 |  

    yo mama is so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut yo mama is so dumb when you told her it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon

     
  22. John K, 23, April 2006, 20:13 |  

    Yo’ Mama’s so big that when she stands up she really looks like she is still sitting down.

     
  23. John K, 23, April 2006, 20:18 |  

    Yo’ Mama’s so dirty that when she leaves her home she really becomes a bio-hazard.

     
  24. Derek, 23, April 2006, 20:56 |  

    Yo mamma’s so FAT when she sits around the house, she Sits around the house.. :!:

     
  25. mikeB, 23, April 2006, 21:59 |  
    mikeB

    Yo mamma’s such a fine example of the expected social norm, that every night she has a healthy dinner ready for her children, and puts them to bed at a reasonable time.

     
  26. Driver, 23, April 2006, 22:26 |  

    Master Solace Glad to add to your nightmare stock … dream on pal dream on . :twisted:

     
  27. Jerm, 23, April 2006, 23:18 |  

    Yo mamma’s so unfunny that when she tells a joke, she really goes on too long, even to the point of explaining it a little bit, thus making something that had an outside chance at humor sound like a seminar on proper asset allocation.

    And remember to make your IRA contributions now…not in December!

     
  28. Kirk, 23, April 2006, 23:34 |  

    YO, YO, YO…..this question is a current MTV television show!

     
  29. Ace, 23, April 2006, 23:48 |  
    Ace

    Yo’ mama’s so fat she got stuck in the air. Yo’ mama’s so old she farts dust. Yo’ mama’s so old when she sneezed she turned into a pile of dust. Yo’ mama’s so stupid she got run over by a parked car. Paris Hilton is so stupid she thought wal-mart was a place to buy walls. Yo’ mama’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo’ mama’s so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and failed. Yo’ mama’s so stupid she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

    It’s like I’m back on the playground.

     
  30. Master Solace, 24, April 2006, 1:20 |  
    Master Solace

    On April 23, 2006, Driver furiously scribbled: Master Solace Glad to add to your nightmare stock … dream on pal dream on . :twisted:
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    I’ll get you back, I promise…just give me a little while…

     
  31. Master Solace, 24, April 2006, 1:23 |  
    Master Solace

    On April 23, 2006, Randy furiously scribbled: Yo’ Mama’s so stupid, that when she heard that someone got a blow job, she really thought they became employed.
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    I some lines of work, that really is the case… :twisted:

     
  32. Meagan, 24, April 2006, 14:21 |  
    Meagan

    On April 23, 2006, Master Solace furiously scribbled: will be quoted here] I think that would be something in the water, my dear……uh, that didn’t sound right, did it?
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    Just think of how a dog smells when it’s wet. Then multiply that by ten.

    :puke:

     
  33. Memphisbandman, 24, April 2006, 17:58 |  

    Hey…get off of my mother…I just got off of yours!

     
  34. Drusky, 24, April 2006, 21:01 |  
    Drusky

    The ‘Bob Ross Video Game’… You’d need a whole memory card just for his hair… You could jazz it up though, say, by trying something like ‘John Madden’s Bob Ross 2K6′ :-|

    Richard Simmons with facial hair… :lol: :lol: :lol:

     
  35. Master Solace, 25, April 2006, 3:05 |  
    Master Solace

    On April 24, 2006, Meagan furiously scribbled: will be quoted here] Just think of how a dog smells when it’s wet. Then multiply that by ten. :puke:
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    No thanks, I’ll pass…Driver’s still got me with the nightmare he gave me… :puke:

     
  36. Timmmy, 25, April 2006, 3:09 |  

    Yo’ Mama’s so fat, that small children and animals get caught in her gravitational pull and orbit around her.

    (maybe that was too geeky)

     
  37. Susan, 25, April 2006, 16:46 |  

    Your mama is so fat that she tripped over target, rolled over K-Mart and landed on Walmart… :o

     
  38. kate, 29, April 2006, 8:59 |  
    kate

    Dve me being the total incompotent fool that i am i have just forggotten my password and have no clue as how to acces it. HELP ME PLEAS GOD.

     
  39. kate, 29, April 2006, 9:00 |  
    kate

    i have also apparently lost all ability to spell see what this stuff does to me :troll: