Caption Time #107

Posted by Davezilla 20 April, 2006 Latest: Randy, alaskan_passion, Drusky, DaPopster, jen@verybigdesign.com,

Caption Time #107

63 comments:

  1. mikeB, 20, April 2006, 0:38 |  
    mikeB

    The ever-watchful ass of Sauron! :wtf:

     
  2. Master Solace, 20, April 2006, 1:23 |  
    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #44709 will be quoted here]

    I don’t think I can even come close to topping that…good one there…

    Dave…freak watching again…where did you find this…uh…person at…or do I want to know… :twisted:

     
  3. nancy, 20, April 2006, 1:41 |  

    WTF? :???:

     
  4. Tina Marie, 20, April 2006, 2:04 |  
    Tina Marie

    From the burns on that guy’s (?) face and the…um…shall we say…tissue surrounding his face, it looks like he was rimming when it came time for “Armageddon!”


    (read about 1/2 way down or just search for armageddon.)

     
  5. Tina Marie, 20, April 2006, 2:18 |  
    Tina Marie

    From the burns on that guy’s (?) face and the…um…shall we say tissue around his head, I believe that it must be “Armageddon!” time.

     
  6. Driver, 20, April 2006, 2:25 |  

    Scientist today unvail’ed thier most recent genetic development , the human ,shark , bat , parakete or Husharbakete . A spokesman for the genetics department had this to say . We thought it would be smaller !

    The foam vibrater toys cracks me up . But I still dont think they can be used in public… can they ?

     
  7. Spud, 20, April 2006, 2:43 |  
    Spud

    John L Buttkiss - For Hire.

     
  8. Spud, 20, April 2006, 2:45 |  
    Spud

    Sorry, maybe I got that arse about.

     
  9. Spud, 20, April 2006, 2:46 |  
    Spud

    Okay, that’s the end.

    :geek:

     
  10. Marcus, 20, April 2006, 2:58 |  
    Marcus

    Oh my God I can’t stop laughing. I think he is supposed to be one of the TwoTowers. But he looks like he could be either asshole man or vagina man. He must visit the Homemade Sex Toys web site. He probably has the foam finger vibrator stuck up his ass right now and shouting “Naughty Aragorn, naughty boy!!!! Do me with your big sword!!!! Oh yeah! oooooohh “

     
  11. Lung the Younger, 20, April 2006, 3:36 |  

    When OB/GYNs snap.

     
  12. Minnie, 20, April 2006, 3:46 |  
    Minnie

    Her birthday is a week from today. :lol:

     
  13. Coleman, 20, April 2006, 6:07 |  

    So this is what robin williams is talking about when he mentions flaming assholes… odd i always thought they would be shorter.

     
  14. Amanda B., 20, April 2006, 6:20 |  

    I agree w/Nancy; WTF!!! :wtf:

    And Happy Birthday Nikki! Today is my Son’s B-Day 2. :)

     
  15. mitch, 20, April 2006, 6:24 |  

    Dave, once again you have boasted my self-esteem by showing me that my life is not all that bad. At least I don’t have a hemmorhoid on my head. Thank you.

     
  16. Davezilla, 20, April 2006, 6:42 |  
    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #44728 will be quoted here]

    How did my iCalendar screw that up? :oops:

     
  17. Minnie, 20, April 2006, 6:54 |  
    Minnie

    Your iCal forgot my birthday too! :P

    j/k :kiss:

     
  18. Nikki, 20, April 2006, 7:13 |  

    Teehee. Fitting, since I’ll be out of town next week anyway.
    :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Dave :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

    Happy birthday to Amanda B.’s little one. :java:

     
  19. Alex, 20, April 2006, 7:22 |  

    “I don’t know what that is, man!” to quoteTommy Chong.

     
  20. Mandy, 20, April 2006, 7:27 |  
    Mandy

    OMG. Beast! :wtf:

     
  21. mikeB, 20, April 2006, 7:30 |  
    mikeB

    Sharkboy, saddened by the deplorable box office numbers of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, goes on a 9 day bender with Nicholas Cage. :puke:

     
  22. Bob, 20, April 2006, 7:34 |  

    DAD!!! You get back in the trailer NOW!! afore anybody sees you!

     
  23. Bob, 20, April 2006, 7:35 |  

    And be sure to wipe that foam finger off on the grass afore abrinin it back inside

     
  24. Jennifer, 20, April 2006, 7:55 |  

    happy birthday!!!!! :kiss: :kiss:

     
  25. bhamm, 20, April 2006, 8:09 |  

    Okay, here we go:

    1) Sadly, Cleatus did not get the callback as the next villian in the Untitled Batman Begins Sequel
    2) “And this, Jimmy, is why you should stay in school.”
    3) The NYPD displays their new ultra-discreet uniforms.
    4) No, I’m sorry sir, today is a tribute to Beethoven. Tomorrow is the Pagan Day of Sun Worship.

    One last thought…
    Is that a wristwatch or a communication device to the Mothership?

     
  26. Sean Peters, 20, April 2006, 9:31 |  

    I think we should chip in and buy Nikki a foam finger vibrator for her birthday.
    :wang: :wang: :wang:

    Sean

     
  27. Meagan, 20, April 2006, 9:34 |  

    Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! STOP LOOKING AT ME, YOU FREAK!! :wtf:

     
  28. Spud, 20, April 2006, 9:45 |  
    Spud

    On second thoughts, I reckon this could be a female…

    :wtf:

     
  29. Other April, 20, April 2006, 9:46 |  

    I can only suggest musical accompaniment.


    Black velvet and that little boy smile
    Black velvet with that slow southern style
    A new religion that’ll bring you to your knees
    Black velvet if you please.

    And… I do, please.

     
  30. Patrick, 20, April 2006, 9:54 |  

    [Comment ID #44749 will be quoted here]
    That’s a she, not a he and from the number of kids around I think she’s a grade school teacher who had a really baaaaad idea for Open House night and I think she needs to be fire immediately before she convinces her students to do something that ends up on the six o’clock news.

     
  31. Nancy, 20, April 2006, 10:21 |  

    Spud said;
    That’s a she, not a he and from the number of kids around I think she’s a grade school teacher who had a really baaaaad idea for Open House night and I think she needs to be fire immediately before she convinces her students to do something that ends up on the six o’clock news.

    OMG Spud….now I’m really scarred!!!! :wtf:

     
  32. Peaches, 20, April 2006, 10:46 |  

    Bubba stood in marked disappointment at the Star Trek Convention after being told, “You idiot, it’s Klingons from Uranus, not cling-ons on your anus”

     
  33. CroneWynd, 20, April 2006, 11:05 |  

    [Comment ID #44753 will be quoted here]

    I seriously cannot come up with anything better than this.

     
  34. Jilly, 20, April 2006, 11:13 |  

    Dudes - It’s a chick…check out the french manicure on her left hand under her vocal encryption device…I mean watch!

     
  35. Bjorn Freeh, 20, April 2006, 11:23 |  

    Welcome home from the hospital, Harry Whittington!

     
  36. mikeB, 20, April 2006, 12:11 |  
    mikeB

    [Comment ID #44763 will be quoted here]

    That’s a man, baby! :wtf:

     
  37. |nsan|ty, 20, April 2006, 12:35 |  

    You can not beat kids in school anymore…. not like when I was a kid, but This is an inventive way to alter there minds for ever…

     
  38. Bjorn Freeh, 20, April 2006, 12:51 |  

    [Comment ID #44763 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #44785 will be quoted here]

    Whatever it is, it’s lonely.

     
  39. Dennis Bookhart, 20, April 2006, 13:04 |  

    The Seattle Opena Company reveals it’s new cosutme for Brunnhilde in their upcoming production of Wagners, Ring. And this critic giives it a two puke reaction. :puke: :puke:

     
  40. Master Solace, 20, April 2006, 13:08 |  
    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #44745 will be quoted here]

    Yeah, the NYPD needed a costime to blend in at night with the cunts on the corner… :twisted:

     
  41. Master Solace, 20, April 2006, 13:11 |  
    Master Solace

    The winner of the costume contest…but it wasn’t because of how good the costume was…it was the screw up…this person had a mixed up take on “The Little Shop of Horrors”…instead of a Venus Flytrap, she came as a Penus Flytrap…big enough OOPSY to win…

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

     
  42. Master Solace, 20, April 2006, 13:12 |  
    Master Solace

    Or a he…doesn’t really matter now, does it???

     
  43. Infernos, 20, April 2006, 13:28 |  

    Attack of the Killer Vagina !

     
  44. MrDoug, 20, April 2006, 13:46 |  

    Despite her freakish apperance none of the kids of Ms. Lu Lu’s third grade class give her a second look on come as who you dream to be day.

     
  45. Nikki, 20, April 2006, 13:46 |  

    [Comment ID #44787 will be quoted here]

    And inside-out.

     
  46. Master Solace, 20, April 2006, 14:03 |  
    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #44794 will be quoted here]

    is that really “who you dream to be day” or “What you dream to be day”…just a thought

     
  47. Cynical Villain, 20, April 2006, 14:05 |  

    oh my goodness…what the hell? did someone raid Cher’s closet and decide they are going to become the next America’s top ugliest model? they are well on their way. Darn they need to be shot and set to fashion prison. :puke:

     
  48. scamper95, 20, April 2006, 15:08 |  
    scamper95

    Now thats just ugly gone bad.

     
  49. Bob, 20, April 2006, 15:23 |  

    never thought i’d see anything uglier than my sister charlotte ……HMMMMMMMMMMMM nope still havent.

     
  50. dawn, 20, April 2006, 16:47 |  

    Can anyone say VAG?! :dead:

     
  51. Esther, 20, April 2006, 17:28 |  

    [Comment ID #44796 will be quoted here]

    I will just sit here and giggle at this. :kiss:

     
  52. Spud, 20, April 2006, 17:32 |  
    Spud

    [Comment ID #44753 will be quoted here]

    Winner!

    :twisted:

     
  53. Night Queen, 20, April 2006, 17:54 |  

    That’s definitely a female. :kiss: Look at her eyes, and look at what would be on her left thumbnail. EEK GAWDS! Its Seaweed-Wrapped Sushi Sally! :wtf: Try saying that fast 3 times!

     
  54. dougieace, 20, April 2006, 18:21 |  

    [Comment ID #44740 will be quoted here]
    im scared too,will you just hold me,wearing your thong,i miss the thong.

     
  55. lucygoosy2004, 20, April 2006, 19:21 |  

    WHAT??? Did anyone go check out the link???OMG!!!! I didnt know you could home-make sex toys! Im off to Wal-Mart to buy some balloons, some Nerf footballs for my boyfriend and lots and lots of lube!!!!!!! :wang: :boob: :boob:

     
  56. Ace, 20, April 2006, 20:11 |  

    That cat’s got the biggest pimple I’ve ever seen!

    After a long night of fighting with herself, Agatha finally decided she wasn’t going to hide who she really was from her family and friends anymore. This is the kind of life style she wants to live. It may be different, but this is who she is.

     
  57. Randy, 20, April 2006, 22:36 |  

    As Johnny Cash would sing: “And it burns, burns, burns; the sphincter (er uh ring I mean) of fire.”

     
  58. Tina Marie, 20, April 2006, 23:29 |  
    Tina Marie

    [Comment ID #44715 will be quoted here]

    Okay guys–I am entirely sorry. I tried to post, and it appeared to not let me, so I persisted and tried again, and then it was double post, and …

    Neither one of them had the link!

    Sorry about that. :?:

     
  59. alaskan_passion, 21, April 2006, 19:38 |  

    under the microscope this is what a saber toothed crotch cricket looks like :wtf:

     
  60. Drusky, 21, April 2006, 20:51 |  

    Sadly, Pat the 6th gradeteacher, remembered little Billy’s question during science class “What would happen if you made a M-80 into an ‘expoloding cigar’?” a little too late after lighting up that cigar left on her desk… :twisted:

     
  61. DaPopster, 22, April 2006, 19:19 |  

    After a night of way too many Tequila jello shots, little Jimmy wakes up to …. :puke: :puke: :puke: :limp: :limp:

     
  62. Meagan, 22, April 2006, 23:51 |  

    Oooh, I just love the feeling of foam! :undies:

     
  63. jen@verybigdesign.com, 24, April 2006, 14:59 |  

    who’s a giant pussy? thats right… you are!